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These Miscreants Definitely Picked The Wrong Woman To Mess With!
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This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
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They Wasted 1,200 Bottles of Beer!
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Curse You Facebook!
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An Embarrassment To Phone Scammers Everywhere
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You Might Want To Reconsider Your Interpretation Of The Fifth Amendment Again …
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F-bomb Directed At Judge Leads To Contempt Finding
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You Really Took A Cab To Rob A Bank, And Use As The Getaway Car?
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You Messed With The Wrong Clerk
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Can You Get Kicked Out Of Heaven?
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
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Law School? Why Waste Your Money? Just “Esquire” Yourself.
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Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
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Worst Bank Robber Ever. Not Up For Discussion!
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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You Did NOT Just Commit Armed Robbery For That!
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One Hell Of An Adventure For A Ten-Year-Old Boy … And His Little Sister!
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Man, This Food Is Addictive!
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Another Bust Via Facebook
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Worst Bank Robber Ever. Not Up For Discussion!
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A Little Worried About Big Brother?
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In Case You Have Any Doubt About The Addictive Nature of Heroin …
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Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents’ Ship
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The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
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Lady, You Need To Read The Fifth Amendment Again, And Again, And Again …
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These Gents Definitely Picked The Wrong Woman To Mess With!
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Sand Is A “Missile”? Go Figure.
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You Did NOT Just Commit Armed Robbery For That!
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Four Months In Jail For Possession Of … Salt?
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You’re Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
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Dashboard Camera Nails Texting Driver
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Hey Junior, “911” = “Emergency”!!!
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This Right Here Is Some Serious “Shit”
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Posting Videos Of Yourself Committing A Crime On Facebook? Brilliant!
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Vandal Caught When Workers Followed A Trail Of, Well, Not Breadcrumbs!
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You Stole A Citi Bike?
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You Know That When You Point A Gun Up And Fire It …
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12-Year-Old Kid Did What? Twice?
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Who Knew That “Researching The UN” Is A Euphemism For Flashing?
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Tell Me You Did Not Just Shoplift While Carrying Coke In Your Purse!
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This “Incident” Will Add Some Spice To The Next Family Gathering
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They Wasted 1,200 Bottles of Beer!
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Friends Don’t Let Friends … Let Their Kid Drive When They Are Drunk!
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Slow Photo Booth Proves Costly?
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Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
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Here Comes The Judge
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Police Called Because Couple Was Arguing Over, Well, You’re Going To Have Read This One!
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You Fought With These Guys Over That Beer?
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Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
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A Record For The Shortest Time Between Back-To-Back Arrests?
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Cops Must Love Facebook
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That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
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Why Would You Think That Fish Oil Is … ?
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Excuse Me. You’re In My House, Eating My Food … !
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This Man Has Not Had A Very Good Week.
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Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
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In Case You Didn’t Believe That There Are A Lot Of July 4th Drunk Drivers …
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A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor – Seuss, That Is
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A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
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Even If You Think Kids Need To Earn Their Keep …
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Good Throw Foils Robbery – Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
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Bet She Didn’t Even Play That Lottery
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Just Another Ice Cream Truck Driver Story …
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One More Reason To Go To Ontario?
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911 Operator: Not You Again!?
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One Heckuva One-Day Crime Spree
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Don’t Eat That Frog!
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Doctor Texts Like A 12-Year-Old, And Pays The Price
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You Just Ate A Powdered Doughnut? And You’re Sticking With That?
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You’re Sure THAT’s The Car You Want To Steal?
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Holy Chocolate!
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This Will Spice Up Your Road Trip
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Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
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Not Returning A Library Book Is A Crime. Really.
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Yes, A Lawsuit About Going Through The Trash
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Lawyer Challenges Client To A Duel. Think He’ll Regret It?
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Yeah, The Police Would NEVER Look For You There!
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Shoot All The Shoplifters!
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A Voice From Beyond?
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An Unfortunate Pocket Dial
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Curse You Child Safety Locks!
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Kids Locked Up Because They Won’t See Dad
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Ever Play “Rock, Paper, Scissors?” Bet You Were A Better Loser
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He Does Live in No. 10, But …
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“Born Free” (And Naked) But In Jail (And Clothed) Now
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Quite A Bender For An Alaskan Gent
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Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
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Judge Can’t Find Expert On Artificial Vaginas. Case Dismissed. Really.
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Worst Shoplifting Explanation Ever?
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My Middle School Teachers Were So Boring!
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This Crime Problem Could Drive One To Drink
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Hmm. Do You Believe The Deputy Or The Video?
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Can You Burgle Yourself?
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Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
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Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor … A Bunch of Beers?
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Good Police Policy On High Speed Chases. Bad Message To Perps?
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Another F-Bomb, Another Arrest
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Sure, It’s Good To Have Some Cash Around, But This Much?
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Busting A Phone Is A Bailable Offense?
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A Strange Way To Cool Off
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A Piece Of Mail You Would Not Want To Open
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Sending Threatening Letters To A Judge? Very Bad Idea.
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Why Would You Get Insurance When You’re Not Allowed To Drive?
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So Exactly What “Professional Services” Did You Provide?
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Cussing In A WhatsApp Message Can Cost You – A Lot
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Can You Get Kicked Out Of Heaven?
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Snowstorm Brings Out Not-So-Good Samaritans
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Pub Owner Faces The Music
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An Interest Form Of Recycling
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Some HOAs (Home Owners Associations) Really Blow, Like This One.
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Drugs On A Prison Roof? Stranded Inmate?
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F-bomb Directed At Judge Leads To Contempt Finding
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So You PAID For More Than 7x What You Stole?
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Kids Go To Extreme Lengths Because Of Bad Grades
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The Internet Is Awesome, But It’s No Substitute For A Hospital!
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Dancing Is Great, But On The Roof Of A Police SUV?
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Yes, They Busted These Folks Essentially For Being Too Happy And Proud
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Judge Accused Of “Tyrannical Partiality” By Ethics Commission Gets Indicted
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This Gent Needs A New Dentist. Why? Well …
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So That’s How KFC Can Sell Chicken So Cheap!
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Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn’t Enough …
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Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
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The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
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That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
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Some Things You Just Can’t Say To A Judge
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Busted For Going On Facebook?
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A Novel Defense To A Charge Of Public Urination
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Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
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Must Have Been Some Glorious “Glory Days”
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It’s Not Like Stealing From The Mafia, But It Ain’t Smart Either
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Man Playing Cop … Pulls Over Cop. Doh!
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Maybe Next Time They’ll Listen To Grandma? Unlikely.
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The Puppy? You’re Really Blaming The Puppy For Your DUI?
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A Dead, Eaten Hamster, And A Complaint Against A Teacher Of Child Abuse
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Yeah, That’s Not A Car Wash. It’s A Fountain.
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Trust Me – You Will Not Believe What Happened At This Soccer Game
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Shouldn’t You Run The Criminal Background Check Before Giving The Guy The Job?
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An Embarrassment To Phone Scammers Everywhere
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A Dispute Of Thirty-Plus Years? Must Be Real Important!
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Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
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You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
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Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How’s That?
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Penis Piercing Helps Police ID Perp?
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You Should’ve Just Piped Down
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Representing Yourself? Not Too Smart. Calling The Prosecutor a Nazi? Brilliant!
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Most Online “Comments” Are, Well, Meh. Definitely Not This One.
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Might Want To Sort Through Things Before Whooping Some Ass Based On 6-Year-Old’s Story
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A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
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Assaulted With … A Box Of Iced Tea
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Police Officer Detained For What?
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The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
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You Know How In Football, It’s Common To Keep Running Something Until The Defense Stops It?
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You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
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If You’re Going To Be A Criminal, Don’t Look “Suspicious”
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You’re Still Here?
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Dressing This Way, Well, It’s A Crime.
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Safe To Say These Boys Won’t Be Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Again – Ever
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You Messed With The Wrong Clerk
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After Robbery With A Gun, Owner Fires Employee Because She Won’t Pay Him The Money That Was Stolen!
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Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
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Son, Sit Down. It’s About Your Dad, Me, And …
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What’s Wrong With A Baby Playing With Monkeys?
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Counterfeiters Not As Successful As Gyrocopter Pilot At Staying Under The Radar
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Cyclists Curse Drug-Sniffing Dog
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I’ll Take That Vehicle. And I Mean “Take”
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Burglar’s Serious Chutzpah
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Her Last Babysitting Gig For Quite A While …
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A Drug Called “Flakka” And A Sexual Act With …
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Busted And Sentenced For Collecting His Own Rain Water
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Should’ve Have Saved A Couple Bucks For The Subway!
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Who Says Lawmakers Don’t Do Much? Indiana Has An Official State Rifle!
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You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?
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This Woman Clearly Thinks Her Husband Is Delicious. This Is Not A Good Thing.
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You Didn’t See All Of Those Surveillance Cameras?
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No, Not The Goldfish!
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished?
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When You Gotta Go … It Doesn’t Matter. You Never Do This.
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Maybe This Didn’t Double Her Chances Of Getting Caught, But It Sure Increased Them!
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A Painful Arrest – For The Arresting Officer
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Like Your Ex Had No Say?
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A $3 Felony? With A Spatula?
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You Really Took A Cab To Rob A Bank, And Use As The Getaway Car?
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A Police Officer Brandishing A Gun Over A Redbox Line?
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I Only Had A Couple Beers …
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Law School? Why Waste Your Money? Just “Esquire” Yourself.
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All Those Things You Hear About The Importance Of A Solid Foundation? They’re True! Ask These Folks.
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You Don’t Want To Get Between This Man, His White Castle, And His Beer.
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If It Works, Keep Doing It, Right? It’s Not A Hard Choice. Or … Is It?
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Awesome HOV Scam
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7 Years Of College Down The Drain
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Someone’s Been Watching Too Much Of “The Walking Dead”
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And People Say Dogs Are Loyal. I’ll Take This Guy Over Any Dog, Any Time.
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How About The “Sex Addict” Defense?
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It’s Beer, Man! You Think Walmart Cares This Much About You?
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A Really, Really Strange Fetish
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A Great Day For Florida Red Light Runners!
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Share Too Much, And It’ll Cost You!
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Can’t Just Litter The Town With Counterfeit Hundreds …
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Exactly Where Were Those Drugs?
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Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
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They Did NOT Find That In A Walmart Bathroom!
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Yes, The Judge Said This To The Jurors!
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Yeah, That Looks NOTHING Like An Isis Flag
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Not The Most Neighborly Behavior
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If You Snort That, You Won’t Get High …
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Remember That School Bus Aide Who Stole The Lunch Money?
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Woman Goes Postal On Postal Employee At Post Offfice Over Post Office Box
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When You Gotta Go … Find A Bathroom!
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Oh No You Weren’t Just Folfing!
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Court Orders Man To Pay For Insulting His Country
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Fake Cosmetics Gig Pays … In The Short Run
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You Will NOT Believe Why This Guy Attempted To Rob This Joint!
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Just Calm Down People
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HRUI? That’s The Charge
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Bank Robber Succeeds In Spite Of Himself
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No, The Bully Didn’t Steal Their Lunch Money
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Commission Rules On Complaint Against F-Bombing Judge
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A Very Nonchalant Bank Robber
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The Ultimate Inside Job
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So You Think That’s Me On My Phone Driving That Stolen Truck?
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You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
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That Open Container Citation Isn’t Looking So Bad In The Light Of Day, Is It?
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You Threatened To Shoot The Dog?
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Some Hardcore Seahawks Fans
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Drivers Gets Good News And Bad News
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Sometimes You Just Have To Let The Warring Factions Fight – Including In The Mall!
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A Most UnChristian-Like Conversion Attempt
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Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
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Best Panty Thief Ever. Period.
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You Know Lots Of Inmates Have Cell Phones, Right? How Do They Get Them?
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So They Pay You While You’re Sleeping?
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This Woman Is The Ultimate Budget Traveler. You Could Not Possibly Travel For Less Money Than She Does!
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You Tasered The Guy Where?
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How To Burgle And Assure You’ll Be Caught
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Paddle-Happy Man Meets “The Man”
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Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
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They’re Probably Still Not Sure What To Charge This Driver With
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These Gents Make The “Wet Bandits” Look Good
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You Used A Stolen Gun As A Prop In Your YouTube Video?
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Double-Dipping Teach Will Be Learning All About The Big House
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Contempt And 5 Days For That? Nah.
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A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
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You’re Taxing Santa?
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Questionable Police Tactic, Even If Legal
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So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
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Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
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Not Your Typical Day At The Library
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You’ve Heard Of “Helicopter Moms”?
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Noisy Nancy Very Displeased With Neighbor And Johnny Law
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That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
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Yeah, Border Patrol Will Never Notice This!
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Um, That Will NOT Get You Into The Mile High Club. You’ll Have To Come Up With Another Name For Your Club.
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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So You’re Saying You Booted That Vehicle? Well?
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Not Your Average Case Of Shoplifting
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Huh. Wonder Why This Police Beat Is So Popular?
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If You’re Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
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Some Judges Can Keep It In, And Some Can’t!
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Craigslist Buyers – Don’t Go Alone! Especially With A Wad Of Cash!
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Another F-bomber Busted. Another Payday Forthcoming.
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Those Clothes You Put In The Washer? Yeah, They’re Not Clean
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Messy Roommate And A Knife
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So You’re Saying You Don’t Answer Your Front Door This Way?
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Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
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Really, Really Bad Landlord, Even By College Rental Standards
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No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
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I Said “Eat … That … Banana!”
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Man Learns That Mask On His Face Does Not Cover His Entire Body
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Busted For Drinking Tea?
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You Call That Custody?
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Litterbug Gets His Due
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The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
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Yeah, About Your Luggage …
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Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
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Maybe Next Time He’ll Just Walk
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Not Your Average Burglary
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There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
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If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, This Gent Might Not Have Any Luck At All
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All That Over A Cigarette?
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Just Say “No”
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Now You Can’t Smoke When You Drive?
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Worst Per Capita Armed Robbery Ever?
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Not The Most Well-Planned Crime …
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How Could This Underwear Thief Not Have Been Caught Sooner?
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Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
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Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
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So This Guy Walks Into A Police Station …
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Sure Sounds Like This Dallas County Judge Is Not Bringing Her “A” Game
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Someone Had A REALLY Bad Courtroom Experience
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The Music Was So Loud It Was Shaking Car Windows!
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A Responsible Drunk Driver?
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
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A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
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You Silly Drunk Man
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Sure, It’s Preferable To Keep The Family Together If You Can, But …
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Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
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Even Atheists Are Crying
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Not The Best Mother-Daughter Bonding Experience
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Any Cops Around? Good, Because I Really Have To …
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A Father Texting His Daughter! How Nice, Or … Is It?
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Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon
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You Reject What You Admit Was A Good Plea Deal? Say What?
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Not Your Typical Drug Bust
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You’re Against Actresses And Models Wearing “Short” Skirts?
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So You’re A Security Guard There, And You’re Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?
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No, The Dog Didn’t Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.
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One Man’s Foot Odor Is Another Man’s Perfume+
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FCC Fines? Fuhgeddaboutit. How About Serious Jail Time?
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This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
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Don’t “Fear The Turtle,” But The Owner? Be Afraid.
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You’re Banning Comedy Central?
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You Could Make This Suspect’s Name Up, But You Don’t Have To
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Not A Good Idea To Fall Asleep On This Job
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Registered Socks Offenders
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Not Your Average Lawsuit …
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These Gambling Gents Had A Lot More At Stake Than The Pot
:
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Bad Day To Go Car Shopping Here
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You’re Really Denying The Birthday Boy His Breakfast Choice?
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When You’re Drunk, Stupid Things Happen
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It’s Great That You Made It To The Court Hearing But …
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Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
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It Sure Looks Like This Pennsylvania Judge Is In A World Of Trouble.
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Hey Man, Give Me The Buzz I Paid For.
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Why Discriminate Against Junk Dealers?
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Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy’s House
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Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
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Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
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30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
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Not Your Average Souvenirs
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So You Can See That From The Police Helicopter?
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You Busted The Store Window For That?
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Might Want To Holster That Laser Next Time
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So This Guy Drives His Plane Up To A Bar …
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Updated:
Zombies? Fuhgeddaboutit. The Squirrels Are Attacking! Run!
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Refs Try To Eject Cops Handling The Crowd At Football Game. Guess What Happened?
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With A Face Like This, You HAVE To Behave Like An Angel
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Not The Best Time To Be Involved In A Car Accident
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Sure, It’s A Short Walk To Your Table. Still, “Parking” Here Was A Bad Idea.
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You Won’t Believe The “Weapon” This Woman Used In This Robbery
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That Must Be A Very Big Cavity
:
Updated:
Buy My Plasma, Please?
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Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don’t They Trust Us?
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And The Legend Of “The Zebra” Was Born!
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Admit It. You Can Always Use An Extra Phone Charger.
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Well, It Is Called “Sonic Drive-In”
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Hmm. A Bar, In A College Town. Think The Cops Would Ever Drop By?
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Road Rage, Delegated To Passenger
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You’re Really Busting This Guy For Renting Houses?
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That Getaway Might Work In The Movies …
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You Really Thought Saying You Had Ebola Was A Good Idea?
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The Motorist’s Equivalent Of “The Dog Ate My Homework”
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Man’s Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On …
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What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
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Goodbye Security Deposit, Hello Jail Cell
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So Much For Judicial Discretion
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Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
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Might Want To Check Yourself Before You Call The Cops For Assistance
:
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He Drank 20 Beers. What’d You Expect Would Happen?
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Tell Me You Did Not Pocket Dial 911!
:
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Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
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Think He Really Slept Through That?
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Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
:
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A Most Despicable Getaway Attempt
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Would You Sue Your Mom?
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If They Could, Real Ninjas Everywhere Would Be Crying
:
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Scofflaws, Head To Belgium!
:
Updated:
Bingo Rage?
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Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
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Is It Any Wonder These Two Are Friends?
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Updated:
Grenade!
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
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Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
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Man, This Food Is Addictive!
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The Fourth Time? That’s A Real Stunner.
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Give That Dog A Raise
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It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
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Oh, So You’re Saying My Money’s Not Good Here?
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Florida Vanity License Plates – Some Made The Cut, Some Didn’t
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If At First You Don’t Succeed …
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Some Seriously Misdirected Anger
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Proof That You Need A Good Night’s Sleep Before Going To Work – No Matter What Your “Job” Is!
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What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
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So You’re Saying There’s Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
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The Walmart Effect?
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An Awful Time To Pocket Dial Anyone, Let Alone 911
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For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
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Winging A Jar Of Peanut Butter? Bad Idea.
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A Truly Strange Way To Litter
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Before You Call The Police About That Driveway Art …
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What’s Wrong With Colorful Birds?
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You’re Stalking The Police?
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Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
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Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And …
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This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
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Time To Find Another Line Of “Work”
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So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
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Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
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Yeah, Lots Of Electric Bicycles Can Outrun Police Cars
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Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Call Your Client That
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This Young Man Will Be Washing His Dishes In The Future
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Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
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What’s Wrong With Family And Friends Getting Together For A Cocktail?
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An Interesting Way To Smuggle Opiates Into Jail
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Like You Wouldn’t Do The Same Thing If You Were Upset Over Your Drink Order At McDonald’s!
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Can Cats Fly?
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Sure, The Thought Of Getting Married Can Give You The Jitters, But This?
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You Fell For The Old “Diversion-Style” Burglary?
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Location, Location, Location – No, Not Real Estate … Tweeting
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If You Miss Your Boyfriend, Perhaps Next Time You Should Try To Bail Him Out Instead Of …
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32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
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Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
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Should Have Stolen The Computer Too …
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You Lookin’ At Me?
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Curse You Hidden Camera!
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Another Crime While Doing Time?
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The World’s Policeman … Of Theatrical Productions
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Fighting This Traffic Ticket? Not Such A Good Idea
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Hey, Don’t Shoot The Lawn Mower!
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Evidence? What Evidence? I Don’t See Any Evidence.
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How Do You Make A Shoplifting Charge Worse? Here’s One Way.
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This Is Not Your Typical “Victim Of Crime Helps Catch Perp” Story.
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You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
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Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
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Let Me Get This Straight
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Appropriately, This Gent Was The “Vice” Mayor
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Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
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Oh, So You Think You Can Mess With My Trust Just Because I’m Dead?
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Drawing Attention To Yourself? Not A Good Idea.
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Maybe Things Aren’t Going Well With Your Employer, But …
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Time For A Bigger Safe
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Oh, You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
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Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
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All Door Are Definitely Not Alike
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And You Call Yourself A Park Ranger!
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Easy DWI Bust Top Ten – Easily
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Can’t A Man, Alone In Elevator, Have A Little Privacy?
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Inmate Down An Ear, Up A Little Coin
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So You Got A Check For More Than The Asking Price, And You Weren’t Suspicious?
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So You’re Saying Babysitting Is NOT Included In The Prices At Chuck E. Cheese?
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Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
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12-Year-Old Kid Did What? Twice?
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Hey, This Looks Like A Good Place To Pull Over.
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Medical Professionals Make Mistakes Like Everyone Else. But This?
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Cops Hear The Darndest Things
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Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy …
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You’d Have To Be Drunk To Try Something This Stupid
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Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
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Wo! This “Apparently” Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
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Teacher Hair Today, Gone …
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Do You Call The Cops Every Time You Get Spam Email Too?
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Yeah, That Car Will Smell FOREVER!
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Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
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Maybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn’t Keep Happening!
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What, You Think They Just Give Pot Away?
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The Questions China Won’t Let Siri Answer…
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A Novel Way To Try To Get The Police Off Of Your Trail
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Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
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And If You Believe This Lady Spoke “Magic Words”, I Have A Bridge ….
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Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
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Busted For Going On Facebook?
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This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
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Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean “Pay”
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Watchdog, sure. Watchcat?
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One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
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Not Really A Long Con, But Man Was It Long!
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You Won’t Believe This “In To Jail” Smuggling Case
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They Are Going To Look There!
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Of Course You Should Never Return To The Scene Of The Crime …
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Wait. Both Drivers In The Crash Were Drunk?
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Looking Suspicious Isn’t A Crime, But …
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An Interesting Hiding Place For Pot
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Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
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Should Have Listened To Kid’s Complaints About Pot Smell
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A Very Strange Car Chase
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This Man Has Some Serious Anger Issues
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Yes, You Can Get A Ticket For This.
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Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
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Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents’ Ship
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Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
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So, What Are You In For?
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They Must Not Teach This At The Police Academy
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Honk At Your Own Risk.
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Not The Best Hiding Place?
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The Red Sox Bank Robber Strikes Again!
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Swimming Away From The Cops?
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Kid’s Doodles Ground Dad In South Korea
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Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
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Give Me The Money, Or I Will Douse You With Water!
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Worst Book Ever Written?
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Drunk Driver Pulls Over In Front Of Police Academy. Really
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Driver Blames It On The Manzilian
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Man Busted Using “Find My iPad” Asserts Lame Defense
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Largest Parking Charge Ever?
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Was That A Steam Whistle I Just Heard?
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Sleeping, Or Passed Out? You Make The Call.
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That Was One Very Costly Kayak Ride
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You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
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It Surely Looks Like A Prison In Ohio Is Showing Pirated Movies
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Mayor Prohibited From Drinking?
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Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
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Busted For Hanging Out At The Mall
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You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
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Mommy, Why Is That Lady Naked?
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Must Have Been Some Glorious “Glory Days”
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Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
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Woman Stole A Tracking Device?
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Let’s Scare The Dude On The Bicycle! This Will Be Hilarious.
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Police Officer Detained For What?
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Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
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Worst Burglary Ever?
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I’m So Smart! No Way The Cops Will Figure This Out!
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Yes, Another Test Drive Gone Awry
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Worst Birthday Ever?
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A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
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Sorry, She’s Not Home. She’s Still Not Home. She’s …
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Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
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Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
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Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
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Giving Fraudsters A Bad Name
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Newsflash: The Police And Victims Have Access To Craigslist
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Can You Really Get Busted For Walking Down The Street With A Bible?
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My Middle School Teachers Were So Boring!
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No! Not The Sweet Cheeks [Bikini] Espresso Stand!
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How Dare You Sir! Of Course I Have A Job!
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No You Didn’t Just Jostle Me!
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You Fell Asleep? Please.
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So They Were Shooting A Gun In The Woods. What’s The Big Deal?
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Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
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Addicted To Walmart?
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You Stole What From Papa John’s?
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You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
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There Is Only One Possible Explanation For This Guy Calling The Cops To Come To His House.
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Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
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You Just Locked Your Car With Your Remote, So You’re Good, Right?
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Why Would You Think That Fish Oil Is … ?
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Some People Think Walmart Sucks. Some People Suck At Walmart.
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You’re Never Too Old To … Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
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Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
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The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
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Some Strange Chilean Laws
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This May Happen In The Movies, But Not Too Often In Real Life
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How Many DUI Convictions Until You Lose Your License?
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Four Years In Prison For Stealing Underwear?
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Judge Has “Black Robe Disease”
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You’re Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
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Perhaps This Cretin Should Wash And Fold His Own Clothes
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Clearly Her Worst Dating Experience
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You Mess With This Neighbor? Pain!
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Threatening Statements? Me? Hey, It’s My Word Against His.
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That’s What Account Numbers Are For
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So It’s Not As Bad As The Law In “Footloose,” But Still …
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6th DUI Conviction, And You Think That’s A Stiff Sentence?
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Not Your Average Battery
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Stronger Than The Smell Of Weed? Not So Much.
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
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7 Years Of College Down The Drain
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If You Dislike Smoking And/Or Smokers, This Story Will Really Get You Steamed.
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A Painful Arrest – For The Arresting Officer
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You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
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You NEVER Mess With Any Mother When Her Young Are Nearby!
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A Record For Back-To-Back Arrests?
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Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn’t Enough …
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Should Have Used Her Words
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One-Woman Show In Middle Of Street Leads To Latest Arrest
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Know When To Say When
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A Very Strange Cab Ride
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He Outlawed All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. Really.
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Don’t Tell This Gent “It’s Just A Parking Spot.”
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Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
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Worst Arrest Ever Of Someone With A Learner’s Permit?
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Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished?
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Definitely Not The Next Scarface
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I Said “Eat … That … Banana!”
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Don’t Bring Pruning Clippers To A Hammer Stapler Fight
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Immoral Junk?
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And They Say Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
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Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
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Why Counterfeit Money When You Can Profitably Counterfeit … Coupons?
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You’re Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
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How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over …
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Assaulted With … A Box Of Iced Tea
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Hey Lady, 911 Is Not An Escort Service
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A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
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If A Lawyer Did This, You Can Bet Your Arse He’d Have Been Disciplined A Long Time Ago
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Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
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Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
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You Won’t Believe The Vehicle This Dude Stole
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Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
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You Won’t Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
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No Way Raylan Givens Would Have Done This
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If It Doesn’t Sound Like A Real Job, It’s Not!
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Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
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Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
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No Internet For You!
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You Shot Your Relative, Repeatedly, With That?
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One Hell Of An Adventure For A Ten-Year-Old Boy … And His Little Sister!
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You Fought With These Guys Over That Beer?
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Snowstorm Brings Out Not-So-Good Samaritans
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Insult This Man’s Egg Rolls At Your Peril
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Kids These Days
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You Would Definitely Know If Someone Hid Drugs This Way!
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So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
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Inmate Traded What For Candy?
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One Heckuva One-Day Crime Spree
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So What Are You In For?
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Safe To Say These Boys Won’t Be Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Again – Ever
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Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
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Proposed Law Sure To Garner Attention … But That’s Not Always A Good Thing
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If You Have A Nice Phone, Sadly You Need To Think Twice About Answering This Question.
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That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
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And You Think That Description Of The Perp Is Helpful?
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If There Is A Good Way To Unretire A Number, This Isn’t It.
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Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
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Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
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Can You Burgle Yourself?
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When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin …
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Things Eventually Escalated To … Egging!
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Sure Sign That You’re Not Smarter Than The Cops: You Think You Are!
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A Felony Charge For A $10.32 Theft?
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Can’t Stand The Thought Of Living Without Your Purebred Miniature Vietnamese Potbellied Pig?
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You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
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Grab Bag Thief
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You Will NOT Believe Why This Guy Attempted To Rob This Joint!
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Cops Must Love Facebook
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Dashboard Camera Nails Texting Driver
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A Really, Really Strange Fetish
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What’s Wrong With Pizza?
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Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
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Woman Claims Divorce Lawyers Should Have Told Her Divorce Would End Her Marriage
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Not A Good Idea To Step Out On This Woman
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You Burgled That Club?
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Maybe Prison Isn’t So Bad?
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If You’re Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
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You Tasered The Guy Where?
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Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
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Bet This Dude Was Good At Hide-And-Seek
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Apparently ATMs Aren’t All That Secure
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It’s Better To Give Then Receive – Case In Point
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It’s Beer, Man! You Think Walmart Cares This Much About You?
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Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I’m Just In My Underwear?
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Hey, How’d That iPhone Get In My Boot?
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An Incredible Sale At Macy’s – You Want That? It’s $5!
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It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
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Don’t Mess With The Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection
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Not A Good Idea To Fall Asleep On This Job
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Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
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These Gents Make The “Wet Bandits” Look Good
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A Most Unusual Christmas Decoration
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Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To …
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Hmm. Do You Believe The Deputy Or The Video?
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War On Christmas Decorations?
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What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
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A Story With Some Bite …
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Plane Makes Emergency Landing Over Bathroom Beatdown
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You Don’t Want To Get Between This Man, His White Castle, And His Beer.
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Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
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Most Folks Go To The Store To Shop …
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“Unlucky” Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using “Black Magic” – Police Investigate
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Dude, Just Pay For Your Tacos And Sheath That Thang.
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Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
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Nobody Says The Other Woman Is Blameless. But What About Your Husband?
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Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
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Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
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If This Is How She Treats You When You’re Engaged …
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Any Cops Around? Good, Because I Really Have To …
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Don’t Bring A Small Gun To A …
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No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
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So Much For “Brotherly Love” or “Blood Is Thicker Than Water” or “Family First”
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Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
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Granny Socks It To Burglars
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What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
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Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner’s Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
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So Much For Letting Your Kid Fight His Own Battles
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Noisy Nancy Very Displeased With Neighbor And Johnny Law
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Dude Must Have A Helluva Lawyer
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So You Say The Car Is Where?
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Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor’s Yard, And The Neighbor Get’s A Ticket?
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Litterbug Gets His Due
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Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
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Hmm. Which Football Team Do You Think They’re Rooting For?
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Yeah, We’re Definitely Going To Need A Female Officer For This One
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Unusual Behavior At A DUI Check Point
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This Crime Problem Could Drive One To Drink
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Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
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If You Dare, You Better Be Prepared …
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I’ll Take That Vehicle. And I Mean “Take”
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Did Someone Say “Donuts”?
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
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You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
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Man Who Has Seen Too Many Movies Clings To Roof Of Car As It Is Being Stolen
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It’s Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
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Pants On Fire
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Is It Any Wonder These Two Are Friends?
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Bet She Didn’t Even Play That Lottery
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Note To Cross-Dressers: Drive Right Through Newcastle, Wyoming
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There’s No Denying It – Or Explaining It.
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A Very Uncool Way To “Celebrate” Halloween
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Bad Driving And Then Some
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Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
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Some Things You Just Can’t Say To A Judge
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Crime, Or Public Service?
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Woman Goes Postal On Postal Employee At Post Offfice Over Post Office Box
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Like You Wouldn’t Do The Same Thing If You Were Upset Over Your Drink Order At McDonald’s!
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You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
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This Is So Uncool, And Gross
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So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
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So You Knew The Car Belonged To A Deputy?
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This Is Too Much, Even For Texas
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Think This Would Be Legal In The US? In Most Western Countries?
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I Told You We Shouldn’t Have Taken That One!
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Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror’s Shirt
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You’re Not Really Looking For The Sympathy Vote For This, Are You?
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After You Read This, You Won’t Be Complaining About The Person Sitting Next To You For A While
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This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
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If You Think Working At A Fast Food Joint Would Turn You Off To The Food, Think Again.
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Refs Try To Eject Cops Handling The Crowd At Football Game. Guess What Happened?
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Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
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Apparently These Criminals Don’t Know About Masks
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Updated:
Ever Heard Of A Burner?
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Not A Gent You’d Want To Fly With
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Go Play In Traffic?
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Burglar Busted Because Of A Cucumber. Really.
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Updated:
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
:
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You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
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Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left …
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Updated:
Someone’s Hungry
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Updated:
Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
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Updated:
Robber Did What?
:
Updated:
You Call That Custody?
:
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About That Snake You Were Shooting At …
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You Stole The Wrong Dude’s Truck. Check Out His Garage.
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Now Here’s A Crazy Michigan Law
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You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
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Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
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You Don’t Find Kohl’s Exciting?
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A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
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In Venezuela, Emergency Situation Calls For Emergency Measure?
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Updated:
The Baby Name Police Strike Again
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That’s What You Stole From The Car?
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Busted For Drinking Tea?
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That’s Why You Returned To The Scene Of The Crime?
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Straight Up – Hold The Brownies
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No Judgment Passed On Weed Or Booze, But Ingesting Some Man-Made Chemical Hallucinogen?
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Aw, Watching The Big Fight With Your Brother-In-Law. How … Um, Never Mind
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Updated:
You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
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Man Learns That Mask On His Face Does Not Cover His Entire Body
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Oh, So You Think You Can Mess With My Trust Just Because I’m Dead?
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Might Want To Sort Through Things Before Whooping Some Ass Based On 6-Year-Old’s Story
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HRUI? That’s The Charge
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Really, Really Bad Landlord, Even By College Rental Standards
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A Novel Defense To A Charge Of Public Urination
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About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought …
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Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
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Messenger! Don’t Shoot!
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Husband Showers His Wife With …
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You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
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Pranking The Cops?
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Not The Best Use Of Your One Phone Call …
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Not only did this gent have an interesting method of shoplifting shoes
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Keeping It In The Family?
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Did It With His Hands Behind His Back
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Just Calm Down People
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You Know How In Football, It’s Common To Keep Running Something Until The Defense Stops It?
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Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
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Streakers Get What’s Coming To Them
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A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
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Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police – On Video?
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An Interesting Way To Smuggle Opiates Into Jail
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
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And You Thought That Was A Good Hiding Place Why?
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Looking For A Fortune Teller In Kuwait? Fuhgeddaboutit.
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If There’s A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn’t On Their List
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Cougar-esque “Fling” Lands Young Man In The Soup
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Lonely? Make Some Friends, But Stop Calling 911!
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An Interesting Bit Of “Police Work”
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Oh No You Didn’t Hide That Fake Driver’s License And Credit Card THERE!
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What Body Part Would You Give Up For A New iPad?
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Were These Five Men Able To “Make Their Luck?”
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Now How’d That Fly Get In My Food?
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Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There’s No Denying It’s An Attention-Getter
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Yes, It’s The Most Populous Country In The World, But …
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Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
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An Interesting Way To Request A Lower Bond
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A Night In The Clink For A T-Shirt?
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You’d Have To Be Really Drunk To Do This, But Should You Be Arrested?
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Just Think How Full The U.S. Jails Would Be If …
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Not The Best Time To Be Involved In A Car Accident
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Call 911 For Him, Or Use His ATM Card? Hmmm.
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Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
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A Most Despicable Getaway Attempt
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Officer Posted Photos Of What While On Duty?
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Sometimes Packing Your Suitcase Can Be Challenging. This Was Probably One Of Those Times
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Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy’s …
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Even If You Think Kids Need To Earn Their Keep …
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This Is How You Treat Your Best Friend?
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Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
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Who Taught This Kid How To “Fish”?
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You Silly Drunk Man
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This Gent Really Dislikes His Neighbor. Just Ask His Face.
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Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
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Usually Riding The Bus Is Uneventful, If Not Downright Boring, But Not Today!
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Yeah, Bragging About The Success Of Your Illegal Activities On YouTube Is Brilliant
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Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
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Buddy, You Drove Your Car Into The Wrong House
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Florida Vanity License Plates – Some Made The Cut, Some Didn’t
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Follow Legal Juice On Twitter … Or Else
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How Many Convictions Do You Need To Be Considered A “Career Criminal”?
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Some Strange Driving-Related Laws
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You Won’t Believe This “In To Jail” Smuggling Case
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“Raining On A Parade” Is The Law In This City
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Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
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Mom Says No To Candy – Kid Says KAPOW
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Shortest Tenure Ever At A New Job?
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Trust Me – You Will Not Believe What Happened At This Soccer Game
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Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
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In Case You Didn’t Believe That There Are A Lot Of July 4th Drunk Drivers …
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A Good Day For Johns
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This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
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No, You Can’t Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay …
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You Tried The Guy For Sidewalk Chalk? An Actual Jury Trial?
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Questionable Police Tactic, Even If Legal
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Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
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Man Busted For Sidewalk Chalk?
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Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
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Hey, Son, Happy Graduation!
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You’d Have To Be Drunk To Try Something This Stupid
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So You Think You Like Bicycles …
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Jail Time For Sex With Self?
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Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
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Mommy, That’s What You Get When You Mess With My Toys …
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There’s A New Cop In Town – Facebook
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I’ll Bet It Was Worth Every Penny
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What Happens When You Keep Calling 911?
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Dunkin Donuts Employee “Outperformed” And Outearned Her Co-Workers
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Cop’s New Diet Leads To Grow House Bust – Really
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The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
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You NEVER Mess With Any Mother When Her Young Are Nearby!
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If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won’t Happen Again
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Cyclists Unite!
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Perhaps This Man Is In The Wrong Line Of Work …
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On No You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
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Don’t Read This If You Are About To Eat.
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Kid, It’s Your Lucky Day.
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Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
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Mugging Victim Takes “Feeling No Pain” To Another Level
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Cameras, Camera Everywhere
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So You Can’t Pay Your Bill With Pennies?
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Clothes “Made” The Man
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You Called The Cops For This?
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Largest Parking Charge Ever?
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Not The Best Call If You’re On The Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team
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Grenade!
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An Unfortunate Pocket Dial
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South Carolina Requires “Subversives” To Register – Really
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First The Guy Gets Battered, And Then This?
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A Piece Of Mail You Would Not Want To Open
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In Hindsight, This Probably Wasn’t The Best Place To Grow Weed
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A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? … I Mean …
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What’s Wrong With Family And Friends Getting Together For A Cocktail?
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Yeah, That Car Will Smell FOREVER!
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Clerk Makes Robbery A Piece Of Cake
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Nothing Beats Luck – Just Ask This Woman …
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You Did What To Try To Collect $100 Debt?
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A License To Drive Without A License?
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Talk About Dumb Luck
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I’m Going To Take That TV. No, I Mean, I’m Going To TAKE That TV …
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Glad To See You, Or …
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The Family That Drinks Together …
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Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
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Wait, So You’re Telling Me That ATMs Have Cameras?
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You Did All That For Some Cigarettes?
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Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
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The NRA Would Be Fine With Half Of This Story, Except It Was In The Car
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The Internet Is Awesome, But It’s No Substitute For A Hospital!
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Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
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Fighting This Traffic Ticket? Not Such A Good Idea
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On A Police Station?
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Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
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What Can Happen To You If You Don’t Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
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Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
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Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With …
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Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
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A One-Way Ticket To Hell
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You Just Locked Your Car With Your Remote, So You’re Good, Right?
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Stepson Shows His Displeasure With Upcoming Eviction In A Novel Way
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Some Relationships Have A “Giver” And A “Taker” …
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So, What Are You In For?
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Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ..
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What, You Think They Just Give Pot Away?
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Falling Asleep On The Subway In New York? Expensive.
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Drunk Driver Makes Absolutely Certain He’ll Be Caught
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Bungled Burglary
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Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
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Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
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As Ye Post, So Shall Ye Reap
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Going To The Well … Three Times Too Often?
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Say It Ain’t So, Batman!
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Judge And Lawyer Argue Over “Tie.” Who Wins?
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A Serial Brandisher?
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Man Offended By “Obscene” Decal
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A Tooth Fetish? A “Beautiful Tongue?”
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Man’s Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On …
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You’re Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
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Store Owner’s Contest? Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired!
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Appropriately, This Gent Was The “Vice” Mayor
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A Responsible Drunk Driver?
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Seriously? Games Played In The Park Must Be Government-Approved?
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Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself …
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Trust Me, I’ve Got The Booze Covered… But You Don’t Have Any Money!
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Giving Fraudsters A Bad Name
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Apparently God Did Want Him To Be Arrested
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I Hate Taunting
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Poetic Justice For Pawning Thieves?
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Before You Call The Police, Make Sure Your House Is In Order
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A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
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Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
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Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
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Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He …
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If You Can’t Flush It, Swallow It?
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Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
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Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
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Not The Beanie Babies! Take Anything You Want, But Not The Beanie Babies!
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Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
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Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don’t They Trust Us?
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Well, If Somebody Had To Get Shot …
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You Brought What Into The Penitentiary? Brilliant!
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Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
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There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
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Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
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It’s Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You’re Lit
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Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him – In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
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Think This Kid Is Too Young To Be “Driving” On A Real Road?
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A Possible DUI?
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Grilling Under The Influence?
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With Help Like This, Fuhgeddabout The Security System!
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Strip Search? Ha!
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Shit Kills?
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[Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against …
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Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
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Stoned, And Driving, And … 12?
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Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
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Smoke “Strange” Herb, Do Strange Things
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Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
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Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
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Yeah, You Know You’ve Thought About It
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Outlaw Polygamy? Of Course! But Outlawing Even Teaching About It?
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Maybe She Thinks It’s A Part-Time Job?
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Warning: This Will Gross You Out
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Outside The “Good To Go” … Couple Goes
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Kid Gets Suspended For This?
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Wait, So You Didn’t Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
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Epic Thermostat Battle
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Well, Retirement’s Not For Everyone
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Do Not Mess With This Woman’s Remote!
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So, Does That Mean The Wedding Is Off?
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Not Wanted: Taxi Drivers in Seattle, Washington
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How’s The Tumidity There?
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An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
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You Know That Old Saying About Going To The Well Once Too Often?
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So What’s Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
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Smells Like Fake Insanity
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A Sex Emergency
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Light Saber Beats Taser?
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Um, Sir. I Said “Driver’s License And Registration”
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Your Honor Says What?
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Tattoo Discrimination?
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Let Them Cut Hair!
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Clearly This Woman Needs To Find Another Line Of “Work”
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Man Picks Fight With Good Samaritan, Gets His Due
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Must … Stop … The … Clowns
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Tree [sort of] sues State Farm – Judge goes poetic
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Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
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Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
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So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
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A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
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Um, Has Anyone Seen My Glock?
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So You’re Saying These Three Ladies Can’t Dress As They Please
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A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn’t Thought Of
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Today’s Installment Of “Judge The Judge”
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You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
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Stop Her, Before She Shovels Again!
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It’s A Wonder This Gent Got To 17 (Banks, That Is)
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Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
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Neighborhood Feeling Happy, Hungry …
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Sex, And A Broken …
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Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
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Not Your Average DUI
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You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
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Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
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Maybe It’s Just A Football Game To You …
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Creepy “Peeping Tom” Variation
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Giving A New Meaning To “Petty” Theft
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Should Have Stolen The Computer Too …
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This Was Not A Well-Planned Robbery
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So You Got A Check For More Than The Asking Price, And You Weren’t Suspicious?
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Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
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Watching The Watcher
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If You Don’t Like The Pizza, Maybe Try Yelp Next Time.
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It’s Unlikely You’ll Ever Get This Lonely
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The World Didn’t End, But This Relationship Clearly Should
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Good Luck Enforcing This Massachusetts Law
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Hi There! Mind If I Come In?
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There Is Only One Possible Explanation For This Guy Calling The Cops To Come To His House.
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You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
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What Can Happen To You If You Don’t Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
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You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
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You’re Taxing Santa?
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No More Beer? No Problem – There’s A Walgreens Right Down The Road
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Oh, Like You’ve Never Eaten Cigarettes Before… In A Store?
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Wait A Second. That’s Not A Christmas Tree!
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So Much For “Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold”
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A Sex Act She Couldn’t Have Done With A Bad Ankle?
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You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
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Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent …
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Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
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Why Shop For Gifts When You Can Jack A …
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You Really Shot The Guy, INSIDE Little Caesars, For That?
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Looks Like The Constable Is In Some Trouble
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Inmate Traded What For Candy?
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What Is It With McDonald’s Customers?
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Yes, They Stole Her Driveway!
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Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
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This Gent Didn’t Have A Very Good Weekend
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If This Is Any Indication, Donkey Rustling Is An Extremely Serious Crime In Mexico
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I Got Your “War On Christmas” Right Here
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Even On Halloween?
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Virginia Is For Lovers … Unless They Are Gay …
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You Think YOU Are A Hardcore Giants’ Fan? Fuhgeddaboutit!
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So You Say The Car Is Where?
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You Really Think You’re The Right Person To Teach This Girl How To Drive?
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That Bird Will Cost You, And Her
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This Man Should Be Banned From Owning Apple Products – For Life!
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You Busted The Store Window For That?
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No, You Couldn’t Just Burgle The Joint …
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Fired For Dropping The F-bomb?
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You Think This Officer Is A Wee Bit Trigger-Happy?
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Someone Is A Little Too Attached To Her Phone
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You Lit A “Sky Rocket” Where?
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Um. Sorry?
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Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
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Florida Woman Busted For A Very Unusual Ride
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Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
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Just Say “No”
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So You’re Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren’t Filled Up With Gas?
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Dumbest Attempted Robbery Ever? You Be The Judge.
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If At First You Don’t Succeed …
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A Woman Who Uses “911” More Than Rudy Giuliani …
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Hey, That’s Er, Uh, My Truck!
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Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
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Sure, Sometimes School Sucks, But …
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Just A Little Trigger Happy?
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Don’t Mess With The Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection
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You Won’t Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
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Catch And Don’t Release?
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Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
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That Getaway Might Work In The Movies …
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Can You Really Be In That Much Of A Hurry?
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Yes, Another Test Drive Gone Awry
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This Gent Was LUCKY He Passed Out In Public
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I Told You We Shouldn’t Have Taken That One!
:
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Some Strange Chilean Laws
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Doctor “Do Whatever I Please”
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How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A “Kennel?”
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Reclining While Intoxicated?
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The Questions China Won’t Let Siri Answer…
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Hey, Junior. There’s This Really Cool Place Called “Outside.”
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Judge Has “Black Robe Disease”
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A Story With Some Bite …
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Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
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You Do NOT Want To Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets!
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You’re Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
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The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
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Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
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Maybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn’t Keep Happening!
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Lunch Must Be Awfully Expensive In These Parts
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Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Try To Rob THAT Village
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You Did Not Just Ban Halloween Costumes
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You Can Run, Bu, You Won’t Get Very Far … IN THE COURTHOUSE!
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Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
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Not A Model For Bus Driver / Passenger Relations
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You Don’t Mind If We Borrow Your Property For A Teeny, Tiny Party, Do You?
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So You’re Saying Ministers, Priests And Atheists Can’t Serve In The Tennessee House?
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When You Play “Bumper Cars” With Real Cars …
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You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
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Is A Law Still Necessary To Prevent This Shoe-Fitting Practice?
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Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Tenants
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Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
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Can You Get A DUI If You’re Not Driving?
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Water Official Lies About Water Safety, And This Is The Punishment?
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Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
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Diplomatic Immunity For A DUI?
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Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
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Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
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Follow Legal Juice On Twitter … Or Else
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Sorry, She’s Not Home. She’s Still Not Home. She’s …
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You Lookin’ At Me?
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Tell Me You Didn’t Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
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If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
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That’s My Story, And I’m Sticking With It!
:
Updated:
Woman Pretended To Have Breast Cancer To Raise Money For …
:
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You’re Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
:
Updated:
No, You Don’t Love Your Cat As Much As This Woman.
:
Updated:
So Much For The Carefree Golden Years …
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A Strange Day For This Utah Man
:
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Not The Best Landlords
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Wait, You Mean This Isn’t Burger King?
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A Really Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
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So A Guy Walks Into The Police Station …
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You Can’t Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But …
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So, You’re Saying I Shouldn’t Let My 2-Year-Old Sit In My Lap And Drive?
:
Updated:
You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
:
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Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
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Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …
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“I’m Not The Best Criminal”
:
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VERY Unhappy Wendy’s Drive-Thru Customers
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Updated:
So You’re Saying This Started Over Grass Clippings?
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Updated:
Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or …
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Not Your Average Case Of Husband Abuse
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Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
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You Do Know That 911 Is Not A Confession Hotline, Right?
:
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This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
:
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Epic Shampoo Battle
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In The Pokey For Slapping A Horse?
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What? I Can’t Drive Stick! You Can’t Drive Stick Either?
:
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Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn’t Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend …
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Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
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Updated:
Don’t Bring Pruning Clippers To A Hammer Stapler Fight
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So You Can See That From The Police Helicopter?
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Truth: It’s Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
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Writing Threatening Letters To The Judge? Brilliant!
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Reality Bites?
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$1,600? How Many Big Gulps Is That?
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Judge Said What?
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Crime, Or Public Service?
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A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
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Man Busted Using “Find My iPad” Asserts Lame Defense
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A Very Strange Car Chase
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If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, This Woman Would Have No Luck At All!
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I Don’t Think This Waitress Got A Tip
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Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
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This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
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So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
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Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
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You’ll Never Guess What This Woman Forgot When She Left The Store
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How Hot Was It? It Was So Hot …
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Case Of Beer? What Case Of Beer?
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You’d Have To Be Drunk To Think You’d Escape A DUI By Doing This
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Wait, You Mean I Can’t Park Here?
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Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
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It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
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Not A Model School Bus Driver
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License Plate Readers: Good Tool, Or Too “Big Brother”?
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A Novel Use For A Diaper
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Trespassing Charge For F-Bomb Shirt? Yup.
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Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
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“Naughty” or “Gaudy?”
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Scorned Men Have Fury Too
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If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
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This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
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Do You Know What’s In Your Pants?
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That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
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Going With The Belt Or The Judge?
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Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom’s Horns
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Stupid Drunk People
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Think This Was Their First Armed Robbery Attempt?
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Talk About Adding Insult To Injury
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Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
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Married Women Can’t Fornicate in Minnesota?
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Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
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It’s Called A “Car Wash” Not A …
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A VERY Consequential Typo
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The Most Embarrassing DUI?
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So You Think The Pizza Delivery Guy Will Be Easy Pickings?
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You Assaulted A Police Horse?
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Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
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Busted For – Literally – Throwing Money Out The Window
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One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
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How Drunk Was She?
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Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
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A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
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If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
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Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
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This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
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You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
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Dude’s Lucky He Only Lost A Fingertip
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A Judge Who Clearly Doesn’t Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
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The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
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Free Vacations At Disney World!
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6th DUI Conviction, And You Think That’s A Stiff Sentence?
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An Interesting “Religious Tests” Provision In The Texas Constitution’s “Bill of Rights”
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Whoa! This Family Court Judge Is Pissed! See For Yourself.
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It’s Better If This Lady Is Not Mad At You.
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Oh, So You’re Saying My Money’s Not Good Here?
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You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
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Say Deputy, Aren’t You Forgetting Something?
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New Rule: No Farting In School
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“Vampire” Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
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It’s Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
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Interesting Gardening Apparel
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Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest …
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Kid Put What In His Teacher’s Coffee?
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Do The Dishes, Or Else
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A Real “Career Criminal” – Who Gets Bail?
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Condom Buyer’s Remorse?
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Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
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This Thief Sucks – Literally
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Cutting In Front Of This Lady? Big Trouble.
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Not Just Another Day On The Golf Course …
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Sorry Your Stepdad Is Such A Tool.
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You Need To Be Told That A Grandparent’s Love Is Unconditional?
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Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
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Rage Against The Machine
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Evidence? What Evidence? I Don’t See Any Evidence.
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Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
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This Has Got To Hurt!
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Isn’t Brotherly Love Beautiful?
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Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
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Busted For Acting Like Borat
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Boatload Of Cash Found In Walls After Owner’s Death, Sale Of House. Whose Is It?
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This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
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Congressional Candidate Changes Name To Website
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His Timing Could Not Have Been Much Worse.
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Instagram Post No Doubt Ends “Friendship”
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Uncle Already!
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The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It’s Go Time.
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Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
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Not Your Average Petty Crime
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How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
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You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
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Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
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Fat, Drunk And Stupid …
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Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
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This Is So Uncool, And Gross
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Give That Dog A Raise
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Being Late Sucks, But Much Less Than Possibly Killing Somebody
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Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
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Not Your Average Souvenirs
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A New Meaning To “Going Postal”
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You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won’t Be Snorting Drugs Again
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No Coke, Pepsi
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Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois …
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Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
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This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
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Follow Legal Juice On Twitter … Or Else …
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You Know How You Can Forget Things When You Get Excited?
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This Is Where You Picked To Expose Yourself?
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Woman Assaults Cop With A What?
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A Slight Overreaction By Neighbor To A Ball Going Into His Yard
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Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
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Felony Charge For Throwing A Soda?
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You Did What On Your Trip To Bermuda?
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Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
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Being A Bad Winner? Not Cool
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Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
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At Least She Had A Meal Out Before Being Sent Back To Jail
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Four Years In Prison For Stealing Underwear?
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Not Your Typical Pizza Delivery Crime
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It’s Raining Money! It’s Raining Money!
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Theft Of $1 Soda Results In Felony Charge
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Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
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Lady Calls Cops On Cops?
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Released From Jail And … Back In Record Time
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Oh, So You’re Iced Tea Isn’t Sweet Enough? Here, Let Me Have That …
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How Drunk Was He? See For Yourself.
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Worst Bank Robbery Ever?
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It’s A Crime To Father Or Have That Second Child …
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Think Twice Before Calling This Woman “Fat”
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“Protect And Serve,” Or “Pound Into Ground Round?”
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Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
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You’re Stealing Large Items, And Using A Getaway Scooter?
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30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
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50 Lashes For Swearing?
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You Call That Child Care?
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As Ye Sew …
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What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
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Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers’ Compensation?
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This Is How You Apologize?
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Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
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Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
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New Tax Law Met With Spells
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Teacher’s Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn’t Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
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Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or …
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Well, It Would Make Driving An Ice Cream Truck A Little More Tolerable …
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So You’re Telling Me It’s Illegal To Be Drunk On A Train In Michigan?
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You Stole The Wrong Dude’s Truck. Check Out His Garage.
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So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
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What’s Wrong With Charging For Parking?
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I’ll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
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“Dirty Bastard” Is Okay, But “Raging Bitch” Isn’t?
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Shortest Tenure Ever At A New Job?
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You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
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You Broke Into Prison For That?
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Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
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A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
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Clearly This Guy Likes Jail
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Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
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“Unlucky” Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using “Black Magic” – Police Investigate
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School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?
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You Stole What From Papa John’s?
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Transmitter Under The Mattress? This Is Awkward.
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Here Come The Cops! Get That Mesmerized Guy Out Of The Window!
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The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News …
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Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman’s Thin Mints
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Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
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Who Would Force Someone To Wear Pink Underwear: A Wacky Parent, Or Sheriff Joe?
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
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14 Charges From One Incident, And You Won’t Say Why Why?
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Brothers (Age 47 & 55) STILL Can’t Play Nicely. Mom Ends Up In The Hospital.
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So If You Have An STD, You Can’t Get Married?
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You Shot The Robot?
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This Is Not Your Typical Assault Case …
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Oh, Like You’re Not Excited By World War II?
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So It’s Not As Bad As In “Footloose,” But Still …
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A Little Worried About Big Brother?
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Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
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Can A Speeding Ticket For 8 MPH Over The Limit Cost You $9,000?
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An Airsosft Gun? Please.
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Easy Mark? Don’t Be So Sure.
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He Has A Gun! Or, Does He?
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So You’re Going To Pay Me To Do What?
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Someone’s Hungry
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From Walking Away To Kicking A Cop In The Face?
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What? No Dinner?!
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A Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
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Think Floridians Could Get By Without This Law?
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And You Think Your Parents Embarrassed You?
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Really, Can You Blame Her?
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Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy’s …
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So You’re Saying There’s Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
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Is That … In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
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The Things People Do On Trampolines
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PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
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Sometimes The Best Hiding Place Is …
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This Guy Picked The Wrong Woman To Follow
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You Did NOT Pull A Gun On That Man Over A Dish!
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Ingrate Of The Week?
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You Drove Drunk Where?
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Hard To Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
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He Drank 20 Beers. What’d You Expect Would Happen?
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Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
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Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
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Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
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Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But …
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What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
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LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
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Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
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Not Your Average Snack Time
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Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son’s “First”
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Oh You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
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If You’re Wondering Why This Guy Is Shirtless In His Mug Shot …
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How Drunk Was He?
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A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
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Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
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When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Doctor So I Can …
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It’s Not A Good Idea To Do This At A Drive-Thru
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You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
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If You Weren’t Worried About Bath Salts Before …
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Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
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Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
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Hey, Swan, You Talkin’ To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin’ To Me!
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Stiffing This Stripper? Bad Idea
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You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
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Karma Wasted No Time With This Gent
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Of Course The Judge’s Name Is “Willie”
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What’s Wrong With Friday?
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Some Things You Just Can’t Do In A Car
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Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
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Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
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Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
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How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
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All That Over A Cigarette?
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You Can’t Fire Us For That!
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Shades Of The Wet Bandits
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Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
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Definitely Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
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A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
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6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
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92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
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What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
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Hey Bartender, I’ll Be Right Back …
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A Special Offer For … Okay, Everyone
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Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
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An Incredible Sale At Macy’s – You Want That? It’s $5!
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So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck’s Prices Are Too High?
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It’s Better To Give Then Receive – Case In Point
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When Not To Accept Help From The Police?
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Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
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Light Saber Beats Taser?
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Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife’s Beer Away!
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Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
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Stabbed For Being Friendly?
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Kids These Days
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Really, You Won’t Allow This License Plate?
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So You’re Just Sitting In The Courtroom …
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Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep …
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Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
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Strip Search? Ha!
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Of All The Bus Stops, In All The Towns, In All The World, She Chooses This One
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Definitely Not The Next Scarface
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An Interesting Way To Protest …
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Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Hell Yeah!
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Worst Son Of The Year?
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Probably Shouldn’t Have Friended Him?
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Busted For Burping?
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Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
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Man With Crack Pipe Makes Bad Decision?
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Not Very Neighborly
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A Door-To-Door Doctor?
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Really? You’re Using Your Taser For This?
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A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
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Registered Socks Offenders
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Topless? Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
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So That’s Your Sister’s MP3 Player, Is It?
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Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
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Did Teacher Really Just Pull A “Weiner”?
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Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters … Or Do They?
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You’re Shirt Said What?
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I’m Sorry Ma! I Didn’t Mean To Hit You With That …
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Should Have Listened To Kid’s Complaints About Pot Smell
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You’re Blaming Your Dog? And Jesus?
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Clearly Not A Popular Figure At Work
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Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
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Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A “Role Model” – Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
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You Have A Gun In Your What?
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This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
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A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
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Man, That Is A Really Cool $20 Coin!
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How Drunk Was She?
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Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
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Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
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This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
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Stupid DC Law Limiting Photographers
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Paddle-Happy Man Meets “The Man”
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Oh My God! You Killed … My Bird!
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A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
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Man Offended By “Obscene” Decal
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You Don’t Find Kohl’s exciting?
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How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
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Think Polarized
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Pants On Fire
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Follow Legal Juice on Twitter, Or Else …
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Men At Work Cribbed Part of “Down Under”?
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Doc Should Be Disciplined For Long Name Alone, But There Are Plenty Of Real Reasons …
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It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But …
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Not Exactly Crack Shots
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If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
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Really Disgusting, And Really Weird
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Clearly Profiling Is Not An Issue For These Police Officers
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Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
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Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
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Guess What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal?
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Is Your Job Really That Bad?
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Hey, How’d That iPhone Get In My Boot?
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Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
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A Novel Way To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood
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Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I’m Guilty!
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Do You Think This Guy Was Drunk?
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Stop That Man! He’s Giving Money Away!
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No You Are Not Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs
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If The Sleeping Pills Don’t Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole – And Here’s $5k For Your Troubles
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Extremely Drunk Man Just Glad To Be “Home”
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So How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can’t Tell Them Apart?
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You’re Going To Bust Me For A Little Recon?
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Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And …
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Store Owner’s Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
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There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Police Officer – Though They Might Surprise You
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The Good News: Packing For The Move Won’t Take Long. The Bad News …
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Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim’s Back?
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Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He …
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You’re Never Too Old To … Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
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Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
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An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And An Awesome Response
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You Call That A Burglary? Please.
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This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
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Maid Canned For “Ruining” Family With Black Magic
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The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
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You’ll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
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Not Your Average DUI
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No, You Can’t Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay …
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Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
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Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
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Is A Chicken A “Beast”? Trust Me, It Matters!
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You Can’t Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But …
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About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought …
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Not Your Average Stripper
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Ten-Year-Old Would-Be Thief, Victim Of Irony
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Arrested For Eating Fish?
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Nope. You Can’t Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
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“Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” New Juice Category!
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Do You Call The Cops Every Time You Get Spam Email Too?
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Have Quieter Sex Or … Move To A Single Family Home
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Today’s Installment Of “Judge The Judge”
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Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
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Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
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A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
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In Real Life, No Way That Guy Gets Away …
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Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy …
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What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
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A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
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Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn’t Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend …
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Mopping Naked?
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Not The Best Person To Text When You’re Looking To Buy Weed
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Honesty Is The Best Policy … Or Is It?
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Why Every Other Year?
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YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
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Not The Best Grandmother
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Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
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When You Play “Bumper Cars” With Real Cars …
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What’s Wrong With Having A “Go-To” Bank?
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For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
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Some Strange Driving-Related Laws
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When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin …
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Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
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French Tourist, Alone In New York City, After Midnight, Asks 2 Men About An Address? Nooooooo …
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This Gent Had A REALLY Bad Day
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Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
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Um, Sir. I Said “Driver’s License And Registration”
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Police Officers Conducting Search Having Wii Too Much Fun
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If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
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Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
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When You Light That Bottle Rocket Today, You’ll Want To Be More Careful Than This Guy
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Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him – In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
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Update On Yesterday’s Post About The Cyclist And The Brandisher
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Hey, What The Hell Are You Doing On My Cell Tower?
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If There’s A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn’t On Their List
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Epic Shampoo Battle
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Epic Thermostat Battle
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Sometimes We Bikers Get No Respect. Actually, A Lot Of The Time.
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Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
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Help! Anyone! She’s “Practicing” Geology Without A License!
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Sure, “Iron Man” Was Good, But Dude, Seriously …
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Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …
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How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
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Excuse Me, But There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
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If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
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Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
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In Hindsight, This Probably Wasn’t The Best Place To Grow Weed
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Would You Go To Court To Pay A Ticket With Cocaine On You?
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Kid Put What In His Teacher’s Coffee?
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Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To …
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Messenger! Don’t Shoot!
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Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
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Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
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Is The Neighbor’s Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here’s A Solution …
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Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
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Mr. Principal, Don’t Be Hatin’
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Mom Says No To Candy – Kid Says KAPOW
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On Mother’s Day, Consider This – Would You Sue Your Mom?
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Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
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“Jesus” Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
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Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
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Thin-Skinned Big Brother Wins One Against Student
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Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
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Do You Think Typos Can Cost A Lawyer Money?
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That’s Why You Got Behind The Wheel After Drinking?
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Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
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Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance – Needs More Than That
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Sometimes You Just Need To Keep Quiet … And Holster Your Middle Finger
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Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois …
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This’ll Make The Prosecutor’s Job Pretty Easy
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No Way To Treat Your Mom – Especially When She’s Driving
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Warning To Regular Juice Readers: This Is Not Funny. TSA’S OUTRAGEOUS PAT-DOWN OF 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
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No! Not The Sweet Cheeks [Bikini] Espresso Stand!
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If You Don’t Use The Emergency Brake … Well, See For Yourself …
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Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
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This Thief Sucks – Literally
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Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
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Let’s Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like “Happy Gilmore” …
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So I Can’t Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
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Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
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Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
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A Bait Car? No Way Is This A Bait Car!
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Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor’s Note …
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Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
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“Dirty Bastard” Is Okay, But “Raging Bitch” Isn’t?
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Brilliant!
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Granny Socks It To Burglars
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Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
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Don’t Tase Me Bro’ – Especially Not There
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The Easiest DUI Bust Ever
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Computer Thief Makes Embarrassing Video, Which Owner Remotely Accesses And Posts On YouTube!
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Bet You Like Your Job More Than This Guy
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Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
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A Very Poorly Planned Crime
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A Joint Named “McCurry” Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald’s?
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A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
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Did You Really Just Call 911 FROM INSIDE THE POLICE STATION?
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You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
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A Dress Code At The Mall? That’ll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
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A Novel Way To Stop Some Thieves
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Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He’s Watering Our Lawn!
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Worst Robber Or Best/Ballsiest/Dumbest Customer?
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Well, So Much For “No Cussing Week”
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A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
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Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
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This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
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Dude Could’ve Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
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Twist And Shout? Twist – Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
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Dude Forgot His ATM Card …
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Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A “Role Model” – Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
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Let’s Call This Would-Be Robber “Butterfingers”
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Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
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Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
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Boy Drops The “B” Bomb At School – Gets In A World Of Trouble
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This Wacky Criminals Video Never Gets Old.
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Some Relationships Have A “Giver” And A “Taker” …
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A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
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Are You Really Banning The Movie For That?
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Victim Selection – Easy Marks Not Always “Easy”.
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Warning: This Will Gross You Out
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Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman’s Thin Mints
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Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
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Caught Driving Under The Influence? How About This Excuse …
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Naked Sausage Thief
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A Lady Who Uses “911” More Than Rudy Giuliani …
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It’s Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
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If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
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Going To The Well … Three Times Too Often?
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If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
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Play With Fire, Get Burned – Play With A Gun …
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Lady, You Stole The Wrong Snow Shovel
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Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
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Please, Tell Me You Didn’t File A Lawsuit Over That
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You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
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When Is A Prostitute Not A Prostitute?
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Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
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All That Over A Cigarette?
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You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
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These Are Definitely Not Excused Absences …
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No, You Couldn’t Just Burgle The Joint …
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Not The Beanie Babies! Take Anything You Want, But Not The Beanie Babies!
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An Official State What?
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Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
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You Call Yourself A Magician?
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Not Your Typical Joy Ride
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Crime Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
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You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won’t Be Snorting Drugs Again
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Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn’t Either.
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Three Speeding Tickets IN AN HOUR
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Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left …
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How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
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This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
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Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
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The License Plate “0” May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
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A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
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Let Them Eat … Pie?
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A Pretty Clear Indication Of The Tough Economic Times
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Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
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If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn’t You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
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6th Grade Honor Student Going To Court For Writing Name In Cement
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Man Wants To Get Deported. This Should Do It.
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The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
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So That’s Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But …
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Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes … BAD Idea
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Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed …
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Drive-Through Rage
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Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
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Legal? Yes. Good Idea? You Be The Judge.
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Really, It Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room
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A Little Short On Street Smarts
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Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
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Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
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Priest Told Congregation What?
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Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
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A Very Strange Cab Ride
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Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
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Santa Giveth … And He Taketh Away
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Time To Man Up
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Don’t Like The Food, Don’t Eat It. But Complaining? Not A Good Idea
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That Has GOT To Hurt
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Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters … Or Do They?
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Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
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You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
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Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
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An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
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Please Tell Me You Didn’t Steal All Those Shoes From Dead People.
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Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor … A Bunch of Beers?
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Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher – Pretending To Be Another Parent
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Want To Make It Easy For The Police To Bust You For Possession?
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This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
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You Really Called 911 Because THAT Was Stolen?
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Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
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Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched In The Face? Not Always.
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If You Can’t Flush It, Swallow It?
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Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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A New Meaning To “Going Postal”
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
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So You’re Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren’t Filled Up With Gas?
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Now How’d That Fly Get In My Food?
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Take My Wife … Please
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Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
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Police Limit Alcohol Consumption At Auto Race
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Warning: Don’t Read This Close To Meal Time
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A Most Unusual Pleading
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Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
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If Only All Perps Were This Cooperative
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You Shot That Cat Why?
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One Country’s Clumsy Pick-Up Attempt Is Another Country’s Crime
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You Could Do Better For A Landlord
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Slam That Courtroom Door
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Man With Interesting “Career” Choice Adds To His Legacy
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Before You Call The Police About That Driveway Art …
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Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
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Dude Is Obviously Not A Career Criminal
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Can You Really Get Three Months In Jail For Five Firecrackers?
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You’re Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
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You’re Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
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A Serious Domestic Dispute
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Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
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If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
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Some Very Serious Pain
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Um, Dear, I Believe That Man Was Driving Backwards
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Damn You Facebook!
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Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
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Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
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Don’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
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Follow Legal Juice On Twitter … Or Else
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Crash That Funeral, Did You?
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Does Nasty, Belittling Judge Get His Due?
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Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
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Truth: It’s Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
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Not For The Dentally Squeamish
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A Plaxico Burress Moment …
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Not The Way To Settle A Family Dispute
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Um, Ma’am. That’s Not Your Driver’s License …
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Suffice It To Say That The Judge Did NOT Like The Complaint
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A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
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Hmmm. This Shower Seems Different…
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A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
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92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
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Shades Of The Wet Bandits
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So Much For Anger Management Class …
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“Oh Sh*t!” Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana … It’s Not Mine!
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Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: “Pot Growing Here”
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Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
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Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
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Another BAD Doctor Walks?
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Think This Doctor Should Be Practicing Medicine?
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Could The Police Really Miss A Knife In A Victim’s Back?
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You’re Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs?
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Too “Ellen” For The Job?
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Not The Best Question To Ask A Police Officer
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A Judge Who Clearly Doesn’t Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
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If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won’t Happen Again
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You Sure You Want To Mess With The Flag, Or The National Anthem?
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You Know That Right To Remain Silent?
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Kapow! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter’s Pals
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Please Tell Me You Didn’t Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
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Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
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Busted For Eating Fish?
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Outside The “Good To Go” … Couple Goes
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Mommy, That’s What You Get When You Mess With My Toys …
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Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
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Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
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Hey! This Diet Sucks!
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Death For Weed Dealer?
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A Novel Use For A Diaper
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Um. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
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On A Police Station?
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Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
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Sex, And A Broken …
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Oh No You Didn’t File A “Motion For Continuance” For That
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You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
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What Would You Do If You Saw Someone Giving Money Away? Call The Cops, Of Course.
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Man, Wearing Only Socks, Can’t Find Way Out Of Basement
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Apparently There’s A Market For Everything
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You Won’t Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
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Man Who Has Seen Too Many Movies Clings To Roof Of Car As It Is Being Stolen
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A Few Bumps On The Road To Spiritual Perfection
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Lawsuit Against 200 People Over A Cat?
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Can A Speeding Ticket For 8 MPH Over The Limit Cost You $9,000?
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Man With Pet Dispute Bites Police Officer?
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And To Think, It All Started With A Flat Tire …
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This Tennessee Republican Has Some Serious Gender Issues. MTF? FTM?
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Uh – That’s Okay. I’ll Just Steal Another Car
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The Legal World’s Biggest Beatles Fan?
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Would You Text A Cop Asking To Buy Weed?
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Married Women Can’t Fornicate in Minnesota?
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Hey, Someone Stole My Bike!
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Don’t Taze My Granny!
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Yes, An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And A Truly Awesome Response
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You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?
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Whatever You Do, DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CALZONES!
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An Interesting Smuggling Technique
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Rage Against The Machine
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The Worst Armed Robbery Ever?
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Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
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If You Arm-Wrestle This Dude, Consider Letting Him Win …
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Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
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If You Robbed A Bank And Got Away With It, You Would Call The Cops Because?
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Perhaps The Least Intimate “Place” On Earth
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Hmmm. Which Weapon To Deploy First: A Knife, Or A Flesh-Eating- Bacteria-Infected Penis?
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Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon
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Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
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Just Really Disgusting, And Weird
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You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
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A Very Unusual Bank Deposit
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Bizarre Cat Abuse
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A Very Thorough Pat-Down?
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This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
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Can Feet Really Smell THAT Bad?
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Finding Strange Things In Japanese Bathrooms …
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Arkansas Oldies But Goodies
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You Want The Good News First? Or The Bad News?
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What A Long, Strange Trip It’s Been
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What Do You Do If You’re Dissatisfied With Your Mechanic? Well …
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Robber Did What?
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Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
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Blagojevich Uncensored
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Jostling?
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Penis Piercing Helps Police ID Perp?
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You’ll Never Look At Your Toothbrush The Same Way
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What’s Wrong With Colorful Birds?
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This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
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Run! The Homosexuals Are Coming!
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Yes, Someone Can Just Look Guilty
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Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
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Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There’s No Denying It’s An Attention-Getter
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Please, Say It Ain’t So!
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Drunk Guy Takes Taxi Home And Still Gets In Trouble?
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Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
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Uh. Sorry.
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You Can’t Steal Much Less Than This
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A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
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Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder …
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Must … Stop … The … Clowns
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What Is It With These Doctors And Boundaries?
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Geniuses Don’t Rob Convenience Stores
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When All Else Fails, Run!
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Doctor With NO Moral Compass
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Do NOT Mess With This Lady!
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Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With …
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No Way This Bird Is Worth $15,000. Judge?
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So You Want To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood?
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Really, Really Drunk Man Just Glad To Be “Home”
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Judge Who Rhymes Calls Woman A “Whore.” Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
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Wacky United Kingdom Laws
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The ATM That Kept Giving and Giving and Giving … But A Life Sentence?
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Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
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Worse Parenting Than In Yesterday’s Juice Post?
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Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
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A Really Bizarre Stroller Walk …
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Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror’s Shirt
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Judge Gets Hosed, Apparently Over Use Of Expletive
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Serious Jail Time For Over A Pound Of Weed?
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Not The Best Way To Try And Get Off Work Early
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Twist And Shout? Twist – Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
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Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers’ Compensation?
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Sex Here, Sex There …
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You Stole What?
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You Don’t Understand. These Guys REALLY Needed Cigarettes …
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Please. Tell Me She Wasn’t Suspended For THIS Facebook Post
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Think This Granny Is Off Her Rocker?
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Taunting Hells Angels?
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Giving Criminals A Bad Name …
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VERY Unhappy Wendy’s Drive-Thru Customers
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Lawyer Caught In Bra “Catch 22”
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Student Busted For Farting In School?
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Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
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It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
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Stop, Theif. That’s My Car!
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The Things People Do On Trampolines
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“Jesus” Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
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How Low Can A Man Go In His Quest For Sex?
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Homeowner’s Association Just Says “No” – Mother Trucker!
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Going Topless Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
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No Way Is This Guy Getting Anything On Bosses Day
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So Much For The Carefree Golden Years …
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Son Calls 911 Repeatedly For This?
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Tell Me You Didn’t File A Claim Against Your Employer For This
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Really? A One Month Suspension For This?
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What Can Happen If You Fall Asleep In Class?
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Standing Tall, or Being Boneheaded?
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Not So Legal Juice …
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Man Unable To Keep $2,001 Jackpot He Won?
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What? No Dinner?
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Horse And Donkey Finally Get Their Day In Court
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They Were Caught … Kissing
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Cycling While Partially Clothed …
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Man “Bares” His Soul To Save It?
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Public College Student Fined For F-Bomb Dropped After Class
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Streakers Get What’s Coming To Them
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Hey Buddy, Turn Your Piccolo Down
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Drunk Folks Make Poor Decisions
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If The Underwear Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit
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A School With Too Many Rules
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Jeans That Keep On Giving
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Capital Punishment For Masturbating?
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Hellish Deposition – Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney
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A Man Who Takes His Wii A Little Too Seriously
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Claim Your $200,000 Package Now!
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Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
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Um, Honey, Our Kid Has Been Kidnapped … Again
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And You Think YOU Had A Bad Day? Think Again
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If You’re Going To Alter A Check, Go Big, Right?
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A Night In The Clink For A T-Shirt?
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Just A Little Trigger Happy?
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Just Because It’s Legal Doesn’t Mean It’s A Good Idea
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So You Want To Give The Cop A Fake Name?
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Total Insanity From Italian Judges
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Think Twice Before Calling This Woman “Fat”
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Do You Want To Be A Policeman, Or Do You Want To Be “Big”?
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Sometimes You Have To Fight. But This?
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This Is What You Get For Being A Good Samaritan?
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What Can Happen To You If You Don’t Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
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So, You’re Sure He Was Black?
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Lookout, Cuz Barbie Is Pissed!
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Liking The Sound Of Your Own Voice Is One Thing … But This?
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Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep Sh*t
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Not The Best Call If You’re On The Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team
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A New Kind Of Tourism?
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The Most Embarrassing DUI?
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A Simple Way To Get More Jobs For Locals
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If Your Child Has Been Bullied, What Should You Do?
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Kids Can Legally Drink At Bars In These Two States
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Catch And Don’t Release?
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I Have A Major Problem With This Version Of Strip Poker
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Not The Best Hiding Place For Your Weed
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Can Cats Fly?
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A VERY Consequential Typo
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Some Interesting Excuses For Speeding
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If Only This Mototirst Had Respected The Cyclist …
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If You Have Kids, This Won’t Surprise You, Except The Last Bit …
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A Hotheaded, Cold-Hearted Burglar
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Woman Seriously Helps Police Out …
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A Principal Who Has Gone Too Far!
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An Unusal Way To “Violate” A Parking Meter
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A Brilliant Disguise For A Robbery
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An Unusual Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
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Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
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Another Day, Another Jury Duty Slacker … And His Dog’s Testicles
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Really? You’re Busting Me For The Sign On My Truck?
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Possibly The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
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Me? No, The Ref Made Do It.
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A Most Unusual Case Of “Alleged” Election Fraud
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Polarized Nation?
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Can You Commit A Battery With That?
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Ever Heard of TWI?
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Not The Best Use Of Your One Phone Call …
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Well Take My Clothes And Tie Me To A Tree
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A New Low For A Thief?
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So, Can You Have Your Weed And Eat It Too?
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More Trouble For Mistexting Than Sexting?
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Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
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A Very Considerate Thief
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How Serious Are The Chinese About Keeping Heroin Out?
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A Turkish Citizen Can No Longer Bring This Back From A Trip Abroad
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Traffic Sign Hijacked, To The Dismay Of Australian Prime Minister
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It’s Called Jury DUTY For A Reason
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Better To Be Late For Work Than To Do This To Yourself
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You Have A Gun In Your What?
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$20 Down And Payment Plan For A Hitman?
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This Is Not Your Typical Assault
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6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
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Pain. Serious Pain
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This Law Is Nuts
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You’re Banning The Movie For That? Not Cool
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Third Time Definitely Not A Charm …
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A Few Silly Laws
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Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned – Too Much Skin?
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Getting Rid Of A Stupid Law?
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If You Aren’t Married – Keep Your Distance
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Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
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Talk About Patience …
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Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
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So, You Think You’re Job Is Bad?
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This Is What You To Do A Sock Thief?
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South Carolina Requires “Subversives” To Register – Really
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Call Your Client That
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Did The Judge Really Say That?
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Stealing Shoes From The Dead?
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Virginia Is For Lovers … Unless They Are Gay …
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Glad To See You, Or …
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Scorned Men Have Fury Too
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Two Rooms Filled With Weed. You’re Doing Time, Right?
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Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
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Might Not Wanna Play Dice With This Dude
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So This Cat Makes Itself At Home In The Neighbor’s Yard, And The Neighbor Get’s A Ticket?
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Don’t Try This In Your Neighborhood
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You Really Think A Jury Will Believe You Did This In Your Sleep?
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A Not-So-Happy Gilmore …
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Saved By The Cell
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No! Not The Butt Bandit!
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Isn’t It Ironic?
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Unaware Or Unafraid?
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Mugging Victim Takes “Feeling No Pain” To Another Level
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Should You Be Allowed To Do This To A Kitten?
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Who Taught This Kid How To “Fish”?
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Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched? Not Always.
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Sorry, But You’re Too “Ellen” For This Job
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Doctor Of The Day? I Am Not Worthy. Really.
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A Very Unusual Bedside Manner …
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The Dumbest Traffic Ticket Ever?
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You Can’t Fire Us For That!
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Three Months For Five Firecrackers?
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Excuse Me, Sir. You May NOT Bring That Into The Hospital!
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Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Call The Judge That
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The 12th Commandment: Don’t Be Afraid
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Hmm. If You’re Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
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Love That Rabies … Law
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If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, This Fella Might Not Have Any Luck At All
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Nudity In Art Gallery? Shocking
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An Anger Management Course, Perhaps?
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Nicely Done, Your Honor
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With A “Friend” Like This …
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Pudding And Lemonade? No Thanks
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Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
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Tell Me You Didn’t Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
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Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
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Dude Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt – Really
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Church Robbery Thwarted By God?
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Thanks, “Friend”
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Do You Solemnly Swear To Look Up Every Word You Don’t Know?
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What Is It With McDonald’s Customers Lately?
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Do NOT Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets
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It Appears This Fella Just Wanted To Be Left Alone …
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Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
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Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
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Dude Sues For His Penthouse
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New Year’s Resolution: Quieter Sex Or Move To Single Family Home
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Not A Good Way To Beckon In The New Year
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It’s Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
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My Weed? Why Would You Think That?
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The Darjeeling Express – “Kidnapper” Flees India
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Not The Best Way To Treat Your Tenants …
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These Folks Must REALLY Love This Dog, Or Really Hate Each Other (Or Both)
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Man Had Sex With A What?
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Really? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
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Father Told Congregation What?
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Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
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Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
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Speed Camera Photographs Birds …
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So, How’s That Cult Going?
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Let Me Get This Straight
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If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
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So Threesomes Are Okay?
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Sure It’s A Good Idea To Make Sure You’re Clean Before You Leave The House, But …
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Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
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Please Mister, Don’t Kill Frosty!
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This Is A Strange One
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Busted For The Stickers On His Car?
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Might As Well Have A Neon “DUI” Sign On Your Truck
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Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
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Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
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Dude – It’s An Xbox – Chillax
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Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
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Quite The Multitasker
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Lick My Toes And Film It With A Phone!
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Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
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What’s Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System’s Computers?
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I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
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Not The Usual Context For “You Want A Piece Of This?”
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Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest …
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Five “Security Guards” And One Streaker …
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Really? You’re Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
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Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
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Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F…
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There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop – Though They Might Surprise You
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An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
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You Think It’s Easy Carrying A Coffin Without Dropping It?
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We’re Supposed To Believe You Slept Through That?
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Tell Me You Didn’t Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
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Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm …
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You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door?
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An Excellent Deposition Performance
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Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
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A Simple victim, a simple scammer …
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Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But …
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Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean “Pay”
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A Sex Emergency
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This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother?
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It’s Called A “Car Wash” Not A …
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Parent Left Messages For Teacher Saying What?
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What Does Jury Duty Have To Do With The Wrinkles On A Dog’s Testicles?
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“What’s In A Name?” Plenty, Says The Judge
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Were These Five Men Able To “Make Their Luck?”
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What’s Wrong With Bartering? Everything, In This Case
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I Can’t Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
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Bank Robber And His “Go To” Bank
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Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or …
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A Down-Home Welcome To Athens, Georgia
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Tell Me You Didn’t Bring A Grenade Into The Courthouse
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Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or ….
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Clearly These Guys Are Not Cut Out For A Life Of Crime
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Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?
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Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
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Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
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No Coke, Pepsi
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Lawyer Loses Motion – Does Not Take It Well – At All
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That’s Just Ludacris, Judge
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LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
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When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
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Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
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Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
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It’s Just Politics? Not In This Household
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Outsmarted By An Elevator?
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Shoot To Miss?
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Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Absolutely
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You’re Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
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Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
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You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
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You Didn’t Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
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Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
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Drugs In Malaysia – A BAD Idea
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Born On 7/7/77 – Wouldn’t You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
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That’ll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
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I’m Guessing This Woman Hasn’t Robbed Many Banks
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Not Your Typical Car Ride
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Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
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Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
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If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude …
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What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
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This Guy Obviously Doesn’t Rollerblade To Relax
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How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
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Really? Armed Robbery For That?
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Busted For Acting Like Borat
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Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
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Holy Roller?
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Call The Police! Someone’s Being Attacked!
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Police Officers Conducting Searching Having Wii Too Much Fun
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Can’t A Guy Just Do His Laundry Without Being Arrested?
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The Baby Name Police Strike Again
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Excuse Me. What Did You Just Call Me?
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The King Of Peeping Toms?
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Man Violates Parking Meter
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What? You Want Your Tip Back?
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Seriously? I Can’t Tip The Gravedigger?
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You Expected To Get Away On That?
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Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
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Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
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Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
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You Call That An Apology?
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[Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against …
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An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
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McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald’s?
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So It’s Okay To Invade Brittany Spears’ Privacy?
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You’re Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
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Better Than Flying First Class?
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Naked Jogging Priest Says What?
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One Year In Jail For Man With Strange Fetish
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I Don’t Like The Smell Of This Proposed Honolulu Law
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iPhone Catches Muggers
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Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For …
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Are You Saying That It’s Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
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Man On The Lam After Ham Slam
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A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? … I Mean …
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Illegal Nudity In An Art Gallery?
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Burglar’s Serious Chutzpah
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Are You Sure You Want To Steal THAT Car?
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I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
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If You Don’t Like The Food, DON’T COMPLAIN
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Does Lightning Strike The Same Place Twice?
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Bad Babysitter Arrested?
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Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
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Tasered, With A Twist
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How To Burgle And Assure You’ll Be Caught
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This Guy Really Loves His Car
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Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
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Cab Driver Jumps The Gun
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Think This Guy Can Be Rehabilitated?
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Yes, That Was An Alligator Cruising By On That Bicycle
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Burglar Foiled By Calling For A Cab?
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Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
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Do Not Yawn In This Judge’s Courtroom
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What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
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Don’t Mess With My Dog
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Some Serious Polygamy
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I’m Certain You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
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To Be, Or Not To Be – A Potato Chip, That Is
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As If Running A Marathon Isn’t Hard Enough
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Streaker Gets Hosed
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Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough
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Talk About Getting A Break …
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Sometimes, What Goes Around Comes Around
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I Would Not Want To Go To This School
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Police Officer Says He’ll Tase Man Where?
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Is Husband Really Okay With Cheating Wife?
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Songbird-Fighting Ring?
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Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning …
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White People, Please Leave The Courtroom
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An Interesting Way To Stock Your Resale Store?
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Sentenced To Caning For Drinking A Beer?
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Good New / Bad News
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Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
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Using Your iPhone To Find Pot?
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Boy Hits Mom On The Head With What?
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Those Darn Hospital Visiting Rules …
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Can You Stalk Someone From The Attic?
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Court Doesn’t Like Friday?
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You DON’T Want To Roll This Guy’s House
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A Right To Dry?
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Man F-bombed Judge And …
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Crunchy, Crunchy Food
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Doctor Takes Picture Of Sedated Patient’s What?
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Group Banned Because Of Their Name?
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Hmmm. Did Former Judge Say “Naughty” or “Gaudy” …
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Teeth In Your Green Beans?
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Oh No You Didn’t Bust That Lady For Dropping The F-bomb At Wal-Mart
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Gliding While Intoxicated?
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Judge Said What?
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Have I Got A Piece Of Property For You!
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A Doctor Is Kind Of Like A Tailor, Right?
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Robber’s Weapon Of Choice? Tough To Conceal
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“I’m Not The Best Criminal”
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Is That Even “Armed” Robbery?
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Easy Way To Make $45 On Your $5 Investment!
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How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
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A Truly Obscene Number Of Obscene Phone Calls
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Dude, You’re Violin Is Killing Me!
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How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can’t Tell Them Apart?
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Is BFWI A Crime?
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Doctor’s Troubling Career Ends
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Pennsylvania Beer Laws … Say What?
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Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
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Damn You Teddy!
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Dude Must Have Been REALLY Hungry
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Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
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You’re Stalking The Police?
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Saved By The Cell … Phone
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License Plate “0” May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
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Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
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Cook Put What In The Steak?
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Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
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Punished For Toilet Paper Letter?
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Beyond Road Rage
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What, You Don’t Find Kohl’s Exciting?
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Interesting Gardening Apparel
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Really? You Missed A Cyst That Big?
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Toilet Tissue Tax Tiff
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Would You Sue Your Mom?
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Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
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A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
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Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son’s “First”
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Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
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Maybe Things Aren’t Going Well With Your Employer, But …
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Think This Poor Kid Has ANY Sober Relatives?
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If You’re Growing Weed, Think Twice About Having Burglar Alarm …
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A Robber’s Brilliant Disguise
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Not Exactly A Stand-Up Audi Dealer
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What’s Wrong With Strip Poker?
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Uh, How Did You Get To Court Today?
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Teacher, Teacher – This Is No Way To Supplement Your Income
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Love Bites?
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Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
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I Know It’s The Most Populous Country In The World, But …
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Good Dog, Bad Dog
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Wow. That’s A Cool $20 Coin!
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Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
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Isn’t Tenure Awesome?
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A Hurt Much Worse Than Being Dumped
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Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
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Doctor Powered His Car With What?
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Sure, Officers, Come Right In
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It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room …
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Life For Stealing A TV And A Laptop?
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Sex Doctor Back At It
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Tell Me You’re Not Going To Charge This Guy
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Bank Robbing 101
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Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
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So You’re Just Sitting In The Courtroom …
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Community Service In 4-Inch Heels?
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Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog’s Testicles …
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Judge DROPS The F-bomb – Constructively, Of Course
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Yes, I Know Spitting Is Gross, But …
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How’s The Tumidity There?
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You Call That A Burglary?
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Not The Most Romantic Place For Intimicay
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I’ll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
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With A Picnic Table?
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You Might Think Twice Before Pissing This Kid Off
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No! Not Another Crime Committed With … An Octopus!
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How Do You Revoke Your Own Bond?
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No, I Won’t Drink To That
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Officer, You Tasered A Cow?
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Busted For Starting A Pillow Fight
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The Only Way To Fly …
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Busted For – Literally – Throwing Money Out The Window
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A Real Jury Charmer
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The City That Banned Karaoke …
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Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
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Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor’s Yard, And The Neighbor Get’s A Ticket?
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You Named Your Horse “Nutzapper?”
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Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
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Son – Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life
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Quite The Mature Streaker
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A Doctor Without Boundaries …
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Lookout. Here Comes The Judge.
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Not Your Average Police Dog
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A Really Strange Tradition
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Crime Doesn’t Pay
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So Somehow This Is My Fault?
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Poop Suit
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If You’re Not Ready For The Test …
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A Case Of Life Imitating Art?
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Some Seriously Strange Bonding
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What About This Idea For Getting To And From The Bar?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Try To Rob THAT Village
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Can Employers and Employees Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
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What Part of “No Omelette” Do You Not Understand?
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Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
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The Lake Oswego Police Blotter
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Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
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Take That Stinking Parking Ticket And …
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How About Theses Excuses For Speeding?
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Killjoys In Tremonton, Utah
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Flower Fight Leads To A Severed …
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“He’s A Good Dog.” I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
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A Candidate For The World’s Worst Driver
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Former MP’s Friend Not Very Helpful In Court
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Pub Owner Faces The Music
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Dude, You’re iTouch Is On Fire – No, I Mean It’s Really “On Fire”
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Judges Speed Too, And This One Lies
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Yes, You Want To Get To Court On Time, But …
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How To Get Sundays Off In South Carolina …
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Man In Restaurant Busted For 2 F-Bombs
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And I Thought Airline Security Was Crazy In The U.S.
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F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; “No You” Says Judge. The Result?
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Not The Kind Of “Calling Card” You Want To Leave At The Scene
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That’s Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
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Your Honor, You’ve Been Served
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Tell Me You Didn’t Crash That Funeral
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So Much For “No Cussing” Week
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You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
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You Slept Through What?
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Very Uncool Multitasking
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Best Defense Strategy Ever? “Her Breasts Are Too Big”
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It Defintely Pays To Look Where You’e Going … Or Does It?
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The Hero Gets A Ticket?
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Judge Cites Ludacris?
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The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
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What Family Wouldn’t Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
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Doesn’t Know … From A Hole In The Ground …
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Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
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Damn Skunk Lover
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Think This Guy Is Drunk?
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Teacher Hair Today, Gone …
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You Were Doing What In The Restroom?
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So What’s Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
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Tenure Is Awesome! Just Ask This Teacher …
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Sure, It’s Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up …
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Memo To Judge: “This Is Bullshit”
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Teacher’s Abscence Definitely Not Excused
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Not Your Average Armed Robbery
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Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police – On Video?
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Giving Burglars A Bad Name …
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Banned, Convicted Sexual Assaulting Hypnotherapist Awarded Damages For Distress And Anxiety
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What’s Up, Doc?
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You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
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Holster That Taser, Bro
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This Stinks
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A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven’t Considered
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Some Seriously Smelly Feet
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Doctor “Do Whatever I Please”
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Quite The Crime Spree
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What’s A Foot Worth?
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How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A “Kennel?”
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Look Out For That #@*&+!
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Just Don’t Complain About The Calzone …
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Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
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One Of The Strangest Toilet Stories Ever
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A Foot Fondler Hits The Target
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Tell Me You Didn’t File A Lawsuit Over That
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Seriously – You’re Giving Me A Ticket For That?
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Do Not Come Between This Man And His Chicken
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Armed – With A Dildo – And Dangerous
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Surely The Best Fake Student – Ever
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Seriously, Busted For Feet On The Seat?
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Twin Trouble In Italy
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Wendy’s, Toilet Paper, And … A Lawsuit?
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Registered Socks Offenders
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Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
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Need Some Cigarettes? You’ll Need A Pick-Up Truck …
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I Hate Taunting
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A Little Too Late For Remorse
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An Embarrassment To Petty Thieves Everywhere
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It’s My Yard, Beyotch, So Go …
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Know When To Say When
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Indian Security Guards Not Up To The Task
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Multitasking – A Quintessential Juice Story
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So, Do You Really Know What “Mayhem” Means?
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A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
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Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
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You Drove Drunk Where?
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Man Loves Dog
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Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
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Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
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Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
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Can’t Bite That
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Er. Um. Sorry.
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This Former State Department Officer REALLY Dislikes Arabs
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Bungling Burglars
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Doctor Used WHAT To Power His Car?
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This Is How You Behave At – And After – The Christmas Party?
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Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
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They Killed Frosty!
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How Do You Really Punish Noisy Teen Rockers?
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A Police Officer And A Cow?
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Facebook Used For What?
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You Walked Into A Police Station Doing What? With What?
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An Unusual ATM Withdrawal
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The Judge And The Drunk Driver
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Honey, Our Child Has Been Kidnapped, Again!
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Blagojevich Unfiltered
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Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy’s House
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Burglarizing A Haunted House?
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Uncensored: Blagojevich’s F-bombs
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Do The British Hate Christmas?
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Suspended For THIS Facebook Post?
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Hey Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
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How Much Jail Time For 2 Rooms Full Of Weed?
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All That To Avoid An $88 Ticket?
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Ouch! Bad Burglar!
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Belly Dancer Offers Unusual Defense To A Parking Ticket
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VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE OR ELSE….
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S-bomb Brings Contempt, But Not F-bomb?
:
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THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF 2008
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Busted For The Sign On His Truck?
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VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE!
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Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
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Crazy Hoon
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Kid Busted For Farting In School?
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Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
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Seriously Hard-Headed Dude
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Sex In All Kinds Of Places
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Not The Best Place To Burn Rubber
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“Butt Bandit” Busted
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God And Indiana
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A Strange Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
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What’s In A Name?
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What’d You Call Me?
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Not A Good Time To Burgle
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The Worst Smelling Bathroom Ever
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Start Your Day With Some Juice
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Tell Me They Haven’t Outlawed Throwing Snowballs!
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Before You Confront That Driver Who Cut You Off …
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Might As Well Leave A Note With Your Name And Address
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Seriously – A Lawsuit Involving A Dog Named Shithead
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11-Year-Old Whacks Mom On The Head With A Saw
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Be Kind To Your Cobbler
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I Happen To Like Macaroni
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You Will NEVER Guess Where This Dude Built A House
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Does This Poor Kid Have Any Sober Relatives?
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Um, Can Another Doctor Read My Films?
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Seriously, This Is A Crime?
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Probation For This Kind Of Abuse?
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Darjeeling Express – Kidnapper Flees India
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GWI – Gliding While Intoxicated
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Twice In One Day?
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What Do You Do If Your Child Tells You She Has Been Bullied?
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Really, You Won’t Allow This License Plate?
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Does Judge Buy Lame Speeding Excuse?
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Is Having Sex While Driving Legal?
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I Love Bacon, But I’m With PETA On This One
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Oh No You Didn’t Show Up At The Courthouse In That
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Food Been A Little Crunchy Lately?
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Prison For Search Engine Results?
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You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
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Good Drinking Buddy And A Good Doctor?
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Going To Jail Over How Much?
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What’s Wrong With Friday?
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Possibly The Worst Driver In History
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Shit Kills?
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Seriously, You Want The Dog That Badly?
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This Really, Really Sucks!
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Shoot Me, Please!
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If The Underwear Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit
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Definitely Not A Cat Lover
:
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Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
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Run, Do Not Walk, From This Doctor’s Office
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Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
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Teacher Did What?
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Not Your Average Heist
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Pet Shop Pappy
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Driving And Doing What?
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Not The Way To Deal With The Troop Shortage
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If You Love Me, Steal That Car
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A Final Attempt To Get Justice?
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A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras …
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Men Across New York Hail Judge’s Ruling
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Busted For Hugging?
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Another Day, Another Tasering
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Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
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Your Money And Your Feet!
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Dude Really Needs To Chill
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One Wicked Lady
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You Were Battered By What?
:
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One Really Creepy Firefighter
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A Good Day For Johns
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Dude Busted For Stickers On His Car?
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Full Nudity, Anyone?
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You’re Telling Me It’s Illegal For Men To Go Topless?
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Twelve-Year-Old Kid Did What?
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Not A Kid You Would Want As A Neighbor …
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What’s Wrong With The Barter System?
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If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank …
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Do The Dishes, Or Else
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Sure, Spitting Is Gross, But …
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Can You Run Yourself Over?
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As Ye Sew …
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One Hot Kitchen
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Flying Through The Air With A Dog On His Arm?
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How Do You Miss A Cyst That Big?
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What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
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Where Are My Breasts?
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Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
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Police To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
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The Dangers Of Burping
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Sick Man’s “Best Friend”
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What Happened To Personal Responsibility?
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Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
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Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
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Digging Up Corpse Why?
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For Labor Day, A Story About A Working Man
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An F-Bomber Himself?
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Busted For Dropping The F-Bomb At Wal-Mart?
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Mayors Gone Mad?
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Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
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Cheerleaders Can’t Wear School-Issued Cheering Uniforms In School?
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Mother Trucker! Homeowner’s Association Just Says “No”
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A Real “Career Criminal” – Who Gets Bail?
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Bad Doctor, Bad Boss
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Ignore Overdue Library Books At Your Peril
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Condom Buyer’s Remorse?
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Walking The Line, Sort Of
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Hooters Girl Sues Hooters Over Contest
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Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
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Virginia Keeps Unconstitutional Laws On The Books
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Shhh. Kids, You Can Get R-Rated Movies At The Library. Jackass?
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After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
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Judge Forces Parents To Paddle And Spank Their Kids?
:
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When Is A Strip Club Not A Strip Club?
:
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Now THIS Is Speeding
:
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Free Porn?
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Yes, “Iron Man” Was Good, But Dude, Seriously …
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God Drops By A 7-Eleven
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This Granny Is Off Her Rocker
:
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That’s No Way To Treat A Car Thief
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Rockers Need Their Booze …
:
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Never Douse Yourself With Gasoline …
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Keep The Cat Away From This Guy
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Illegal Butt Crack?
:
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You Outlawed Dancing?
:
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The Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
:
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You Put A Video Screen Where In Your Car? And It Was Playing What?
:
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This Guy Has To Be The World’s Worst Driver
:
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No Bride Or Groom, And The Marriage Is Legal?
:
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Lie, And You’ll Get By …
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Employee Fired For Calling Cops On Shoplifter
:
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Solitary For Hairy Boy?
:
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A Wicked Foster Mother
:
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You Named Your Kid What?
:
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The Jeans That Keep On Giving?
:
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Where’s My Ear?
:
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A Long Strange Trip …
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What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
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No, You Can’t Look In My Bag
:
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Dad Picks Wrong Place To Rob
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A Graduation To Remember …
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When You “Assume” …
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You Called The Judge A What?
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It’s My Yard, So Go ….
:
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Sock Thief Gets How Long?
:
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Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Pilot Has …
:
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You Call That A Potato Chip?
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Beware The Teddy Bear
:
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Judge Not Pleased With Outrageously Long Complaint, Moved To Prose
:
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Do NOT Piss Off This Boy
:
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Flower Fight Leads To A Severed …
:
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No You Didn’t Just Give Me A Ticket For That
:
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Officer, I Swear It’s Just Soap!
:
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Eviction Over A Candy Wrapper?
:
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Cat Microwaved By Lawyer?
:
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I WON’T Drink To That
:
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Lawsuit Over One Penny?
:
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What’s In A Name?
:
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Um, That’s Not My Weed?
:
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Just Bad Luck? Or …
:
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Not The Most Intelligent Way To Protest High Gas Prices
:
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A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth?
:
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Mowing While Intoxicated?
:
Updated:
Naked Jogging Priest With A Novel Defense
:
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God Deals Coke?
:
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Motion Not To Cry?
:
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No Bonus Points For Making Parole Appointment?
:
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This Guy LOVES His Car
:
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What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
:
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Another Crime Committed With An Octopus?
:
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Whoa There, Your Honor
:
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A Couple Strange Louisiana Laws – Silly String & Butt Cleft
:
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A Most Unusual Weapon
:
Updated:
Big Brother And The “Legal Weed” Bottle Cap
:
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So You Want To Be A Doctor?
:
Updated:
Pot Yes, Tobacco No?
:
Updated:
Obscenity Trial Judge’s Porn Website
:
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Coincidence? What Do You Think?
:
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A Very Cooperative Suspect
:
Updated:
If You’re Going To Turn Yourself In …
:
Updated:
Oh No You Didn’t Just Ban …
:
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What Goes Around …
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Updated:
Hey Judge In Wal-Mart DEATH Case – You’re NOT Funny
:
Updated:
That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
:
Updated:
Life Imitating Art?
:
Updated:
If You Curse In Saudi Arabia, You Better Hope You Get A “Disbelief” Judge, Not A “Heresy” Judge
:
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The Next Time You Think You Heard Something In The Closet …
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Your Honor Said What?
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Another Bizarre Fetish …
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The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?
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The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
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10 Years In The Clink – And Lifelong Embarrassment
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Death Sentence For Masturbating?
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Best Notice of Appeal – Ever
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Boared Thief Gives Police A Hand
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Not The Best Time To Be Calling 911 …
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The $341,000 Fly?
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This Diet Sucks!
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How Many Wives (And Kids) Is Enough?
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This Kid Is In Some SERIOUS Trouble
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How About This Defense?
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Not Your Average Fetish
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If Guinness Book Had A Category For Peeping Toms …
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Sex And Knife Play?
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Wo. You Don’t Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
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Not The Best Landlords
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What Is The Punishment For Firing A Gun In The Air?
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So Much For Customer Service!
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Okay, So Maybe Working In A Nursing Home Isn’t The Best Job, But …
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65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
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More Weird And Wacky British Laws
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Tennessee Republican Leader With Some Serious Gender Issues
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Kid Gets Suspended For This?
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Male Lawyer Called Female Lawyer What?
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So Much For “Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold”
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Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
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Lesbians Sue lesbians?
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Cops Summon A Three-Year-Old?
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This Is How You Examine Someone For An Ear Infection?
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Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
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Lawyer Said What To The Judge?
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A One Month Suspension For What?
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Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
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Felons Can’t Vote In Idaho But …
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Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
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Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
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Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
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Strip Search?
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Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A …
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Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
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Does Home Seller Have A Legal Obligation To Disclose That The Neighbor Is Wacky?
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Apparently It’s Okay To Invade Brittany Spears’ Privacy – If …
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Good Throw Foils Robbery – Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
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You’re A Judge, And This Is Really Your Defense?
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It’s A Bird. It’s A Plane. No, It’s A Sausage!
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Ladies Kissing Ladies In Singapore
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“Naughty” or “Gaudy?”
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Life In Jail For Abusing ATM Glitch?
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The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
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Judge Drops A-Bomb On “Victim”
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How Did Attorney Stop Disciplinary Proceedings? By Becoming A Judge!
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Why You Shouldn’t Fall Asleep In Class…
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All Whites, Please Leave The Courtroom
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Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney – Hellish Deposition
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Casino Shafts Banned Man
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A Court Reporter Not To Be Messed With
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A Picnic Table?
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Stabbed For Being Friendly?
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This TOTALLY Bites!
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I’m Getting That Damned Motorcycle!
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Threats Of Killing For Better Test Scores?
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Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
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Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
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Aussie TV – Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
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Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
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What Hand Gesture – Not The Bird – Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
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No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
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On The Lam After Ham Slam
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What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
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An Unforgettable Lap Dance
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Judge Hit With F-Bombs, S-Bombs, BS-Bombs …
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DNA Samples from 5-Year-Olds?
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Book Hierarchy In Jail?
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Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru
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Right To Dry?
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The Most Bizarre Toilet Story EVER
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What Does It Take To Ban A Doctor In New Zealand?
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Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
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You Can Ignore That Speeding Ticket If …
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You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
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Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
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Did The “My Breasts Are Too Big” Defense Work?
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Yes, There Is Such A Thing As “Bad Publicity”
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Case Took How Long To Wend Its Way Through The System?
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Incredible “American Idol” Story
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Um. Someone Stole My Jacket?
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Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work
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Cook Put What Kind Of Hair In The Steak?
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Something Else You Shouldn’t Do At The Police Station
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Woman Left Man 13 Times – Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
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Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself …
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They’ve Outlawed Dancing?
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Think These Two Were Made For Each Other?
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They Beat Bloggers There
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Cop Tasered A Cow?
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Where Is The Last Place You Would Drive A Stolen Car?
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Not The Typical “Man Loves Dog” Story
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Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
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Does MySpace Friend Request Violate A Protection Order?
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Smells Like Fake Insanity
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Online Sex Auction Takes A Bizarre Turn …
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Would You Vote For This Man?
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Flashing Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
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A Man Who Is Quite Serious About His Weed
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Irony
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Jail Time For A Handshake?
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Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
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Insanity From Italian Judges
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She Said “No Omelette” – Okay?
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Make Up Your Mind!!!!
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Not Your Average Texas Legislator
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Judge Said What To Attorney?
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Don’t Be Hatin’
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New Rule: No Farting In School
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Should He Be “Doctor Of The Day?”
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Short On Street Smarts?
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Bad Dog! (Don’t Eat It. Eat It. Don’t Eat It. Eat It.)
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Not The Model Doctor/Patient Relationship
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Dude Dissed A Priest For Bad Sermonizing! And Then Sued Him!
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Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
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How About A Shot Of Weed Killer?
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No Matter How Routine The Sex May Have Become …
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Man Revokes Own Bond?
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Quite The Day For Younger Brother
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Drinking (A Lot!) And … Riding?
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Yes, Another Wacky “Motion To Continue”
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If You Think Your Job Is Bad …
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Oh No You Didn’t Mess With My Dog
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What Happens If You Skip Class At Arson University
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The Ref Made Me Do It?
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The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
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Do You Really Want To Send That Letter?
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Much, Much Worse Than Kissing Your Sister
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Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But …
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Hmmm. What Should I Put In The “Memo” Line Of This Check I’m Writing To Pay My $5 Parking Ticket?
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When NOT To Call 911
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You Do Not Want To Surf This Way
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If You Or I Did This, We’d Be Breaking Rocks, Fo’ Shizzle
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Fuzzy The Streaker Gets Hosed
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Dumber Than An Elevator?
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Lawyer Trying To Be Funny Ends Up Before Disciplinary Board
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You Got How Many Drunk Driving Convictions?
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You Do Not Want To Fall Asleep While You’re Doing This
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Certainly Teachers Are Underpaid, But …
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Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over …
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Strange Happenings In Arkansas
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Wacky Oklahoma Laws
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Man Cusses Out Judge And …
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Let Them Cut Hair!
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I Challenge You To A Duel!
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Wacky Happenings From A California Town
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So You Think You Love Your Car?
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Trial Continuance For Surgery On Your …?
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Contempt!
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Not The Best Bedside Manner
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Fat, Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.
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Stop Her! She’s Practicing Geology Without A License!
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This Ex-Judge Expects People To Vote For Him?
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Doctor Takes Photo Of Tattoo On Sedated Patient’s Penis – Really
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Drugs For Sex Doctor Keeps License?
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2 Dead, Same Apartment, Within 4 Days?
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Oregon Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
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This Is Why I’m Boycotting Utah
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This Is How You Guard The No. 2 Flight Risk?
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Morons In Montana
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New York Detective Busted – By Kid’s MP3 Player
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Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
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The Bird – By George W. Bush
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Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time
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Dude Avoids Jail For Felony Assault, But Is Going To Jail Anyway?
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Hair Boy Gets Solitary!
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Oh No! Not A Student With A “Rat’s Tail” Haircut!
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ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
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Not A Kid You Would Want In Your Neighborhood
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One Hot-Tempered Attorney
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Hauling Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Into Court?
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ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
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Wacky British Parking And Traffic Fines
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This Has Got To Hurt!
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Tranny Sued For Election Fraud
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Akon The Fan Launcher?
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Bad Judge, Very Bad Judge
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An Arrest For Stealing Virtual Property?
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Judge TOTALLY Loses It Over Ringing Cell Phone In Court
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Candy Gran Cut Off By Daughter
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Crack Smoking Priest
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Lawyer Quits Law For Professional Boxing
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The Crazy Case Of The Cussing Canoeist
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Lawyer Who Can’t Stay Out Of Trouble
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Weird British Laws
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High School Cheerleaders Suspended For Choreographed Panty Cheer
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The License Plate Police Are At It Again
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Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
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Worker Uses Version Of “The Dog Ate My Homework”
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Cyberharassment Leads To Suicide. Is It A Crime?
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Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
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Japanese Publisher Says Law Is Nuts
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A Very “Mature” Streaker
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You’re Never Too Old To …
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Dude Married A Dog …
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Ice Cream And Candy Crimes Serious Business In Britain
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Mummified Maori Head Art or Not?
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How Many Obscene Phone Calls Do You Have To Make To Get 2 1/2 Years In Jail?
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Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
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I Didn’t Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn’t Do It.
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Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How’s That?
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Jewish Student Can’t Be Outraged By Swastikas Drawn On Her Door
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Pretty Pricey Podiatrist
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Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
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The Art Of Judicial Decision-Making
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Foot Fondler Hits Target
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They Did That To A Dog?
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Band Banned Because of Name? (Warning: Stop Now If The F-Bomb Offends You)
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Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
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Firemen Starting A Fire? At A Firehouse?
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Sleepbiting?
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Hey Pops, Pick On Someone Your Own Age
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Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
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Don’t Say This To A Judge!
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Judge Said What?
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A Tooth Fetish? A “Beautiful Tongue?”
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Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood – On Valentine’s Day!
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You Are Not Going To Believe This One!
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Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! One Messed Up Burglar
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Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
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Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
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Crime May Not Pay – But …
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Talk About Getting Off On A Technicality
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Dude – What The Hell Are You Doing In My House?
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Watch Out For This Eighth-Grader!
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Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
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Fasting Man On “Spiritual Quest” Admits Raiding House And …
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Just Running Along At The Chicago Marathon and … Bam!
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You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
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Not Your Average Criminal
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There’s A What In Your Popcorn?
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Bloody Duck Fight?
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New [Sort Of] Juice Features
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“Nutzapper,” The Rules On Naming Horses, And This Simple Lesson: When You Get What You Want, Zip It.
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Do NOT Let This Doc Read Your X-Rays
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Judge Pops His Sister?
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Toilet Tissue Tax To-Do
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The Best Fake Student Ever
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Welcome To Dental Hell
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Kick The Kitty?
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Judge Digs The Doctor – Seuss, That Is
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One Stone-Cold Librarian
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The Best Bra Heist Ever
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So You’re Having Green Beans For Dinner?
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Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
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Pot Brownie Cop, Who Took Pot From Suspects, Is Not Even Charged! And His Wife’s A Peach, Too!
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Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
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Watch Me Do Ecstacy
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Teacher From Hell – And He Teaches Special Ed!
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Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
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Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
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Dude Gets Tased – Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
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Doctor Tells Patient “No Sex For 4-6 Weeks” After Surgery, And Then …
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Wo! This Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
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Dude Robs A Church …
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If You’re Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
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Judge Facing Reprimand For Remark To Slumlord
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The Meth Man Cometh
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Ex-Cop On A Mission
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Not Your Average Mugger
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Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named “Shithead”
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English Doctor – Who Repeatedly Failed English Exam – Back Practicing Medicine
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Leaving Circuit City – Bag Search?
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Diddle Biddle, Pay The Piper
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Chipping Away At Student’s Free Speech (No, Not “Bong Hits 4 Jesus”)
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Make The Cops Return My Porn!
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A Slightly Nervous Cab Driver
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Busted For Feet On Seat?
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Fudge Shop Fannie Spends 28 Days In Jail – So Far
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The Strangest Way To Earn A Living
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Talk About A Demotion
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Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
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Robber Makes Victim Get Change?
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New Legal Juice Features!
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This Is How You Steal A Car?
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Beware! It’s Sausage Boy!
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Not The Best Bedside Manner
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell – Just Lie, And You’ll Get By
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Rude Awakening For Sleeping Judge
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Dude Does Disappearing Act And …
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Poor Judge – With Flasher Son – Has Become A Punching Bag
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Whoa There, Congressman
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I Married A Monkey
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Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
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You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
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Nutty Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher – Pretending To Be Another Parent
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Ricin Doctor Wants Medical License Back
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A Real “Bad Boy”
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Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
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Not The Nicest Boyfriend
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Now This Is A Frivolous Lawsuit
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Power Company Employee Sends Customer A Photo Of Himself In A Bathtub
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Emotional Distress Over Fly In Water
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Which Witch?
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Date Rape Drug Doctor Still Working
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Can You Lose A House You Paid For?
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This Judge Really Dislikes Lesbians
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Not James Bond
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Saudi Judges With Bankers’ Hours?
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Sailors With Pornography On Board? No!
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Costner Massage? – Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
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Brain Surgery On Wrong Side
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Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
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You Won’t Believe How This Doctor Allegedly Screens His Employees
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FBI Frames Four Men – Pays Big Price
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Maynard, Maynard, Maynard. You Know You Can’t Go Hitting A Police Officer In The Face!
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Another Deserving “Doctor Of The Day”
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Suit Over Being Offered Wine As A Bonus?
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Jail Time For Sex With Self?
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Drinking Buddy Liability?
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Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
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Where Is That Damn Gong? (Not for the queen below, but for Chuck’s neighbor.)
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No, Not Eutawville Again!
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Might Not Want To Drive Through Eutawville, South Carolina
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No Wonder The Empire Collapsed
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Grudge Reaches New Level
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Not Sure I Would Want This Pilot Flying My Plane! Or As A Neighbor!
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Sweet Fancy Moses! Tax Sale Over $1.63 Tax Bill
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Maybe The Most Idiotic 911 Call Ever
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Another Suicide Favor? Father And Son – On Father’s Day!
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Mysterious Japanese Bathroom “Money In Envelope” Man
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Should A Student Who Torches His Former Principal On MySpace Be Disciplined?
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Not The Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty
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“Acting” Health Commissioner For Over A Year?
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What The Hell Was This Guy Thinking?
:
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New Zealand Says “No” To Couple’s Choice For Newborn Son’s Name
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A Stupid, Stupid Crime – Committed By An Ingrate
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Sexual Predator Doctor In Virginia Gets Slap On The Wrist – And Is Still Practicing
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A Serious Failure To Communicate
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“Lawyer” To Judge: “This Is Bullshit”
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A Long, Long Cat Fight
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Yes, A Lawsuit Over The Song “Barbie Girl”
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Dood – Can You Spel?
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“Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough”
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Dog – An Attempted Murderer’s Best Friend
:
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Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
:
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Talk About The Long Con
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The World’s WORST Driver!
:
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Texas House of Representatives Screws Up – Royally
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Talk About Cruel And Unusual Punishment!
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One Hard-Headed Dude, With A Hard-Luck Girlfriend
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Not Happy With Your Daughter’s Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
:
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It’s Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up, But….
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Freedom For Funky Foot Fetishist
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Not Your Typical Ice Cream Truck
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Chinese Company Can’t Sell “World Cup Air”
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Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
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Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
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Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
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Not- So-True Confessions
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If The Sleeping Pills Don’t Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole – And Here’s $5k For Your Troubles
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Low Rider Pants Won’t Fly In This Louisiana Town
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Remember The Kid Who Mooned His Class, And The School Was Trying To Expel Him Just Days Before Graduation?
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Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
:
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This Principal Has Gone Too Far!
:
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Tort Reform For Everyone But Judge Bork, Who Filed A $1,000,000+ Tort Suit!
:
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Bam! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter’s Pals
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Man Okay With His Wife Cheating Because…
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You Would Not Want To Be On A Train With This Man!
:
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Would You Vote For This Man? Did He Win His Recall Election?
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Woman Really A Man, And A Con Man To Boot?
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Cell Phone Pictures Of Your What?
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Transgender Minister Reappointed To Lead St. Johns United Methodist Church In Baltimore
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81-Year-Old Claims Hook-Up With Green Bay Packer Hall Of Famer Bart Starr
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Soda Causes Cancer?
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Cancer
:
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The Professor Vs. The Prosecutor
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This Is What You Get For Following the Teacher’s Instructions?
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No Way To Treat Your Mom
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“Etc.” Dress Code?
:
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Tattoo Discrimination?
:
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Your Honor Says What?
:
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Stalking From The Attic?
:
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Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
:
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Doctor With A Quick Sex-Change Trigger?
:
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Punching A Juror? Brilliant
:
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A Naked Man, A Blow Torch, And One Fine Motorcycle
:
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This Case Bites
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UK Soft On Sex Offenders?
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20 Years For Unlawfully Entering A Dwelling?
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Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
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Alaska Judge Said What?
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Mooning High-Schooler Back In Court Today
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British Child Molester Walks
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Cockfighting Is Still Legal?
:
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A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
:
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Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
:
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Navy To Gay Sailor: You’re In, You’re Out, You’re In, You’re Out!
:
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Not Your Ideal Landlord
:
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Should This Boy Be Expelled?
:
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Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver’s License Already!
:
Updated:
Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
:
Updated:
There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
:
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This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
:
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How To Get Away With Kidnapping – And Other Crimes
:
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Judge, That’s My State (And Sea)
:
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How To End A Fight With Your Wife?
:
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Murphy, Murphy, Murphy – F-bombs And The Finger?
:
Updated:
Do Not Go Camping With This Man
:
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Judge Said What?
:
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Shrink Needs A Shrink
:
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My God is Bigger Than Your God; SSN Is The Mark Of The Beast
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Reporter Offended, Sends Bizarre Package To A Critic
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Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
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Judge Biddle, Rhymes With ….
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Can New Hampshire Force Residents To Display State Motto “Live Free Or Die” On License Plates?
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You Say You Did This In Your Sleep, And You Expect A Jury To Buy It?
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You Say There’s What In My Soap?
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Given This Law (Among Many Others) It Would Be Difficult For Me To Live In Oklahoma (Outside Of A Jail Cell, Anyway)
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Remember The Alamo?
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Evil Neighbor, Age 81, Is Off To Jail
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So What Happened To The Shoe Fetishist?
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Man Tries To Hang Himself From Tree & Fails, Then Sues Psychiatric Facility He Told He Was Fine
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Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?
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Jury Says “Not Guilty” – Man Still In Jail 20 Years Later
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Legal Marriage – Without A Bride Or Groom – Montana Style
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Seven Lesbians, A Man, some DVDs …
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The Man Brought A Grenade Into The Courthouse… And He’s A Lawyer!
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Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; “No You” says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
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If You Want To Be Certain You’ll Lose Your Case, Send Letters Like This To The Judge
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Children Refuse To Take Mother’s Body From Morgue – 4 Years After She Died!
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When You Want “411,” Make Very, Very Sure You Don’t Dial “”911” Like This Poor Retired Teacher Did!
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Lunar Land Sale – And People Bought It!
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More On Those Crazy Swedes And Their Strict Naming Laws
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Psycho Shoe Fetishist; Does He Prefer Women’s Shoes Over Women?
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You Would NOT Want This Man As Your Doctor
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Neverending Amazement At What People Will Do For Prizes; But Is Incredibly Idiotic Contest A Crime?
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The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It’s Go Time.
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Hands Off The Cat – Or I’ll Shoot!
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Lawyer Hires Biker Gang To Collect Fees From Clients
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Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
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Husband And Wife Despise Each Other. New York Jury Won’t Let Them Divorce!
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Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
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Pay Taxes On Time. Get Fined Anyway. Justice, New York Style
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Dad, Give Me The Money And Don’t Call My Girlfriend A Slut… Or Else!
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Sweden May Have Free Health Care. But What If You’re A Transvestite And You Want To Change Your Name?
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Sew Many Typos; So Little Thyme
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The “Judge” Of Tigerton Dells Is Out! “The Adventures of Wickstrom: Part Two”
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The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
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Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
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Mercy! Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
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Wisconsin Secession: “The Adventures Of ‘Judge’ Wickstrom: Part One”
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Student Calls Principal Fucker+, And Gets Charged With A Misdemeanor. Lawyer Says Law Is Unconstitutional, And Traces Origins And Usage Of “Fuck”
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Idaho State Motto Will Violate Idaho Law!
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Kids Of Sperm Donor To Inherit. The Proof Is In The Eyebrow!
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Motion For A Skin Change Operaton To White (But Not A Nose Job Like Jacko)
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Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
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Do Not Put Your Child In The Dryer!
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Judge And Lawyer Argue Over “Tie.” Who Wins?
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Stealing Crawfish Twice, Kidnapping, Or Sexual Battery Of The Infirm? In Louisiana, Which Will Get You More Jail Time?
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IBM Heiress Adopts Her Lover. As A “Grandchild,” Does She Inherit?
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Sane Feminist or Crazy Aunt Louisa? There’s Money At Stake. What Do You Think?
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Another Reason To Fear Jail Showers?
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“Oh Sh*t!” Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana … It’s Not Mine!
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Lawyer Microwaves Cat – Really – And Claims It Was An Accident!
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Rhyming Judge Calls Woman “Whore.” Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
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Wendy’s, Toilet Paper, and Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
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A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
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S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What’s A Judge To Do?
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#1 Notice of Appeal – Ever
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Do You Really Know What “Mayhem” Means?
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Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
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Judge Says Law Is “Dumb.” Florida Court of Appeals Says …?
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Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
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Food Lion Manager Eggs Coupon-Wielding Customer; Customer Gets Revenge In Court
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Justice for Nasty, Belittling, Heartless Florida Judge?
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I Challenge You To A Duel! (Just Not In Rhode Island)
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Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
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Male Lawyer Calls Female Lawyer “Babe.” And The Court Says …
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Not Wanted: Taxi Drivers in Seattle, Washington
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Girlfriend Invokes “Lorena Bobbit,” Boyfriend Seeks Protective Order
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What You Don’t Know Won’t Hurt You? Will Hurt You?
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Tree [sort of] sues State Farm – Judge goes poetic
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Fun California City: No Cross-Dressing, No Pinball, No Anything-Athons
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