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Free Porn?

badge%20fake%20toy%20police%20funny%20joke.jpg How do you get free porn? Well, here’s what a guy in Longmont, Colorado tried, as reported by The Longmont Times:

… the man provided a badge and a business card without a name, and told the clerks he was a detective with the Longmont Police Department’s “age verification unit,” which does not exist. The man claimed he would verify the ages of the performers in the videos …

Ah, yes. The old Ronald Reagan favorite: “Trust, but verify.” The Longmont Police are now attempting to find this good samaritan …

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