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These Miscreants Definitely Picked The Wrong Woman To Mess With!
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This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
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They Wasted 1,200 Bottles of Beer!
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Curse You Facebook!
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An Embarrassment To Phone Scammers Everywhere
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You Might Want To Reconsider Your Interpretation Of The Fifth Amendment Again …
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F-bomb Directed At Judge Leads To Contempt Finding
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You Really Took A Cab To Rob A Bank, And Use As The Getaway Car?
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You Messed With The Wrong Clerk
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Can You Get Kicked Out Of Heaven?
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
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Law School? Why Waste Your Money? Just “Esquire” Yourself.
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Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
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Worst Bank Robber Ever. Not Up For Discussion!
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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You Did NOT Just Commit Armed Robbery For That!
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One Hell Of An Adventure For A Ten-Year-Old Boy … And His Little Sister!
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Man, This Food Is Addictive!
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Another Bust Via Facebook
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Worst Bank Robber Ever. Not Up For Discussion!
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A Little Worried About Big Brother?
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In Case You Have Any Doubt About The Addictive Nature of Heroin …
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Loose Lips Surely Sunk These Gents’ Ship
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The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
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Lady, You Need To Read The Fifth Amendment Again, And Again, And Again …
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These Gents Definitely Picked The Wrong Woman To Mess With!
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Sand Is A “Missile”? Go Figure.
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You Did NOT Just Commit Armed Robbery For That!
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Four Months In Jail For Possession Of … Salt?
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You’re Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
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Dashboard Camera Nails Texting Driver
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Hey Junior, “911” = “Emergency”!!!
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This Right Here Is Some Serious “Shit”
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Posting Videos Of Yourself Committing A Crime On Facebook? Brilliant!
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Vandal Caught When Workers Followed A Trail Of, Well, Not Breadcrumbs!
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You Stole A Citi Bike?
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You Know That When You Point A Gun Up And Fire It …
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12-Year-Old Kid Did What? Twice?
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Who Knew That “Researching The UN” Is A Euphemism For Flashing?
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Tell Me You Did Not Just Shoplift While Carrying Coke In Your Purse!
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This “Incident” Will Add Some Spice To The Next Family Gathering
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They Wasted 1,200 Bottles of Beer!
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Friends Don’t Let Friends … Let Their Kid Drive When They Are Drunk!
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Slow Photo Booth Proves Costly?
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Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
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Here Comes The Judge
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Police Called Because Couple Was Arguing Over, Well, You’re Going To Have Read This One!
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You Fought With These Guys Over That Beer?
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Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
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A Record For The Shortest Time Between Back-To-Back Arrests?
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Cops Must Love Facebook
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That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
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Why Would You Think That Fish Oil Is … ?
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Excuse Me. You’re In My House, Eating My Food … !
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This Man Has Not Had A Very Good Week.
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Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
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In Case You Didn’t Believe That There Are A Lot Of July 4th Drunk Drivers …
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A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor – Seuss, That Is
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A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
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Even If You Think Kids Need To Earn Their Keep …
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Good Throw Foils Robbery – Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
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Bet She Didn’t Even Play That Lottery
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Just Another Ice Cream Truck Driver Story …
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One More Reason To Go To Ontario?
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911 Operator: Not You Again!?
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One Heckuva One-Day Crime Spree
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Don’t Eat That Frog!
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Doctor Texts Like A 12-Year-Old, And Pays The Price
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You Just Ate A Powdered Doughnut? And You’re Sticking With That?
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You’re Sure THAT’s The Car You Want To Steal?
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Holy Chocolate!
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This Will Spice Up Your Road Trip
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Drug Deal Gone South Leads To Car Chase In Police Parking Lot
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Not Returning A Library Book Is A Crime. Really.
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Yes, A Lawsuit About Going Through The Trash
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Lawyer Challenges Client To A Duel. Think He’ll Regret It?
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Yeah, The Police Would NEVER Look For You There!
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Shoot All The Shoplifters!
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A Voice From Beyond?
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An Unfortunate Pocket Dial
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Curse You Child Safety Locks!
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Kids Locked Up Because They Won’t See Dad
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Ever Play “Rock, Paper, Scissors?” Bet You Were A Better Loser
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He Does Live in No. 10, But …
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“Born Free” (And Naked) But In Jail (And Clothed) Now
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Quite A Bender For An Alaskan Gent
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Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
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Judge Can’t Find Expert On Artificial Vaginas. Case Dismissed. Really.
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Worst Shoplifting Explanation Ever?
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My Middle School Teachers Were So Boring!
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This Crime Problem Could Drive One To Drink
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Hmm. Do You Believe The Deputy Or The Video?
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Can You Burgle Yourself?
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Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
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Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor … A Bunch of Beers?
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Good Police Policy On High Speed Chases. Bad Message To Perps?
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Another F-Bomb, Another Arrest
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Sure, It’s Good To Have Some Cash Around, But This Much?
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Busting A Phone Is A Bailable Offense?
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A Strange Way To Cool Off
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A Piece Of Mail You Would Not Want To Open
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Sending Threatening Letters To A Judge? Very Bad Idea.
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Why Would You Get Insurance When You’re Not Allowed To Drive?
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So Exactly What “Professional Services” Did You Provide?
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Cussing In A WhatsApp Message Can Cost You – A Lot
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Can You Get Kicked Out Of Heaven?
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Snowstorm Brings Out Not-So-Good Samaritans
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Pub Owner Faces The Music
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An Interest Form Of Recycling
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Some HOAs (Home Owners Associations) Really Blow, Like This One.
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Drugs On A Prison Roof? Stranded Inmate?
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F-bomb Directed At Judge Leads To Contempt Finding
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So You PAID For More Than 7x What You Stole?
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Kids Go To Extreme Lengths Because Of Bad Grades
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The Internet Is Awesome, But It’s No Substitute For A Hospital!
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Dancing Is Great, But On The Roof Of A Police SUV?
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Yes, They Busted These Folks Essentially For Being Too Happy And Proud
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Judge Accused Of “Tyrannical Partiality” By Ethics Commission Gets Indicted
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This Gent Needs A New Dentist. Why? Well …
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So That’s How KFC Can Sell Chicken So Cheap!
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Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn’t Enough …
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Bakery Burglar Caught By Leaving A Trail Of …
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The Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
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That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
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Some Things You Just Can’t Say To A Judge
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Busted For Going On Facebook?
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A Novel Defense To A Charge Of Public Urination
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Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
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Must Have Been Some Glorious “Glory Days”
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It’s Not Like Stealing From The Mafia, But It Ain’t Smart Either
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Man Playing Cop … Pulls Over Cop. Doh!
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Maybe Next Time They’ll Listen To Grandma? Unlikely.
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The Puppy? You’re Really Blaming The Puppy For Your DUI?
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A Dead, Eaten Hamster, And A Complaint Against A Teacher Of Child Abuse
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Yeah, That’s Not A Car Wash. It’s A Fountain.
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Trust Me – You Will Not Believe What Happened At This Soccer Game
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Shouldn’t You Run The Criminal Background Check Before Giving The Guy The Job?
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An Embarrassment To Phone Scammers Everywhere
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A Dispute Of Thirty-Plus Years? Must Be Real Important!
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Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
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You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
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Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How’s That?
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Penis Piercing Helps Police ID Perp?
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You Should’ve Just Piped Down
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Representing Yourself? Not Too Smart. Calling The Prosecutor a Nazi? Brilliant!
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Most Online “Comments” Are, Well, Meh. Definitely Not This One.
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Might Want To Sort Through Things Before Whooping Some Ass Based On 6-Year-Old’s Story
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A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
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Assaulted With … A Box Of Iced Tea
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Police Officer Detained For What?
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The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
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You Know How In Football, It’s Common To Keep Running Something Until The Defense Stops It?
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You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
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If You’re Going To Be A Criminal, Don’t Look “Suspicious”
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You’re Still Here?
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Dressing This Way, Well, It’s A Crime.
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Safe To Say These Boys Won’t Be Playing “Doorbell Ditch” Again – Ever
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You Messed With The Wrong Clerk
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After Robbery With A Gun, Owner Fires Employee Because She Won’t Pay Him The Money That Was Stolen!
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Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
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Son, Sit Down. It’s About Your Dad, Me, And …
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What’s Wrong With A Baby Playing With Monkeys?
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Counterfeiters Not As Successful As Gyrocopter Pilot At Staying Under The Radar
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Cyclists Curse Drug-Sniffing Dog
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I’ll Take That Vehicle. And I Mean “Take”
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Burglar’s Serious Chutzpah
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Her Last Babysitting Gig For Quite A While …
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A Drug Called “Flakka” And A Sexual Act With …
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Busted And Sentenced For Collecting His Own Rain Water
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Should’ve Have Saved A Couple Bucks For The Subway!
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Who Says Lawmakers Don’t Do Much? Indiana Has An Official State Rifle!
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You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?
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This Woman Clearly Thinks Her Husband Is Delicious. This Is Not A Good Thing.
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You Didn’t See All Of Those Surveillance Cameras?
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No, Not The Goldfish!
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished?
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When You Gotta Go … It Doesn’t Matter. You Never Do This.
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Maybe This Didn’t Double Her Chances Of Getting Caught, But It Sure Increased Them!
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A Painful Arrest – For The Arresting Officer
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Like Your Ex Had No Say?
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A $3 Felony? With A Spatula?
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You Really Took A Cab To Rob A Bank, And Use As The Getaway Car?
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A Police Officer Brandishing A Gun Over A Redbox Line?
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I Only Had A Couple Beers …
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Law School? Why Waste Your Money? Just “Esquire” Yourself.
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All Those Things You Hear About The Importance Of A Solid Foundation? They’re True! Ask These Folks.
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You Don’t Want To Get Between This Man, His White Castle, And His Beer.
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If It Works, Keep Doing It, Right? It’s Not A Hard Choice. Or … Is It?
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Awesome HOV Scam
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7 Years Of College Down The Drain
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Someone’s Been Watching Too Much Of “The Walking Dead”
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And People Say Dogs Are Loyal. I’ll Take This Guy Over Any Dog, Any Time.
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How About The “Sex Addict” Defense?
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It’s Beer, Man! You Think Walmart Cares This Much About You?
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A Really, Really Strange Fetish
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A Great Day For Florida Red Light Runners!
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Share Too Much, And It’ll Cost You!
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Can’t Just Litter The Town With Counterfeit Hundreds …
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Exactly Where Were Those Drugs?
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Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
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They Did NOT Find That In A Walmart Bathroom!
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Yes, The Judge Said This To The Jurors!
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Yeah, That Looks NOTHING Like An Isis Flag
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Not The Most Neighborly Behavior
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If You Snort That, You Won’t Get High …
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Remember That School Bus Aide Who Stole The Lunch Money?
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Woman Goes Postal On Postal Employee At Post Offfice Over Post Office Box
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When You Gotta Go … Find A Bathroom!
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Oh No You Weren’t Just Folfing!
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Court Orders Man To Pay For Insulting His Country
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Fake Cosmetics Gig Pays … In The Short Run
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You Will NOT Believe Why This Guy Attempted To Rob This Joint!
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Just Calm Down People
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HRUI? That’s The Charge
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Bank Robber Succeeds In Spite Of Himself
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No, The Bully Didn’t Steal Their Lunch Money
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Commission Rules On Complaint Against F-Bombing Judge
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A Very Nonchalant Bank Robber
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The Ultimate Inside Job
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So You Think That’s Me On My Phone Driving That Stolen Truck?
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You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
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That Open Container Citation Isn’t Looking So Bad In The Light Of Day, Is It?
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You Threatened To Shoot The Dog?
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Some Hardcore Seahawks Fans
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Drivers Gets Good News And Bad News
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Sometimes You Just Have To Let The Warring Factions Fight – Including In The Mall!
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A Most UnChristian-Like Conversion Attempt
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Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
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Best Panty Thief Ever. Period.
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You Know Lots Of Inmates Have Cell Phones, Right? How Do They Get Them?
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So They Pay You While You’re Sleeping?
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This Woman Is The Ultimate Budget Traveler. You Could Not Possibly Travel For Less Money Than She Does!
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You Tasered The Guy Where?
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How To Burgle And Assure You’ll Be Caught
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Paddle-Happy Man Meets “The Man”
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Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
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They’re Probably Still Not Sure What To Charge This Driver With
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These Gents Make The “Wet Bandits” Look Good
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You Used A Stolen Gun As A Prop In Your YouTube Video?
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Double-Dipping Teach Will Be Learning All About The Big House
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Contempt And 5 Days For That? Nah.
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A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
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You’re Taxing Santa?
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Questionable Police Tactic, Even If Legal
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So It Turns Out Crime Victims Have Access To Craigslist Too!
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Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
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The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
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Not Your Typical Day At The Library
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You’ve Heard Of “Helicopter Moms”?
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Noisy Nancy Very Displeased With Neighbor And Johnny Law
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That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
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Yeah, Border Patrol Will Never Notice This!
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Um, That Will NOT Get You Into The Mile High Club. You’ll Have To Come Up With Another Name For Your Club.
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Yeah, Nobody Does. But Still, You Might Want To Read Those Homeowners Association Rules!
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So You’re Saying You Booted That Vehicle? Well?
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Not Your Average Case Of Shoplifting
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Huh. Wonder Why This Police Beat Is So Popular?
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If You’re Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
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Some Judges Can Keep It In, And Some Can’t!
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Craigslist Buyers – Don’t Go Alone! Especially With A Wad Of Cash!
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Another F-bomber Busted. Another Payday Forthcoming.
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Those Clothes You Put In The Washer? Yeah, They’re Not Clean
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Messy Roommate And A Knife
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So You’re Saying You Don’t Answer Your Front Door This Way?
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Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
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Really, Really Bad Landlord, Even By College Rental Standards
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No! A Police Officer Dropped A Few F-Bombs For Emphasis! Oh The Humanity!
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I Said “Eat … That … Banana!”
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Man Learns That Mask On His Face Does Not Cover His Entire Body
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Busted For Drinking Tea?
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You Call That Custody?
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Litterbug Gets His Due
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The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
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Yeah, About Your Luggage …
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Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
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Maybe Next Time He’ll Just Walk
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Not Your Average Burglary
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There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
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If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, This Gent Might Not Have Any Luck At All
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All That Over A Cigarette?
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Just Say “No”
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Now You Can’t Smoke When You Drive?
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Worst Per Capita Armed Robbery Ever?
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Not The Most Well-Planned Crime …
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How Could This Underwear Thief Not Have Been Caught Sooner?
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Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
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Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
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So This Guy Walks Into A Police Station …
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Sure Sounds Like This Dallas County Judge Is Not Bringing Her “A” Game
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Someone Had A REALLY Bad Courtroom Experience
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The Music Was So Loud It Was Shaking Car Windows!
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A Responsible Drunk Driver?
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water?
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A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
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You Silly Drunk Man
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Sure, It’s Preferable To Keep The Family Together If You Can, But …
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Follow The Juice On Twitter, And Like Him On Facebook, Or Else …
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Even Atheists Are Crying
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Not The Best Mother-Daughter Bonding Experience
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Any Cops Around? Good, Because I Really Have To …
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A Father Texting His Daughter! How Nice, Or … Is It?
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Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon
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You Reject What You Admit Was A Good Plea Deal? Say What?
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Not Your Typical Drug Bust
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You’re Against Actresses And Models Wearing “Short” Skirts?
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So You’re A Security Guard There, And You’re Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?
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No, The Dog Didn’t Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.
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One Man’s Foot Odor Is Another Man’s Perfume+
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FCC Fines? Fuhgeddaboutit. How About Serious Jail Time?
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This Kid Was Put Through A Trial For Knocking Over A Trash Can?
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Don’t “Fear The Turtle,” But The Owner? Be Afraid.
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You’re Banning Comedy Central?
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You Could Make This Suspect’s Name Up, But You Don’t Have To
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Not A Good Idea To Fall Asleep On This Job
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Registered Socks Offenders
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Not Your Average Lawsuit …
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These Gambling Gents Had A Lot More At Stake Than The Pot
:
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Bad Day To Go Car Shopping Here
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You’re Really Denying The Birthday Boy His Breakfast Choice?
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When You’re Drunk, Stupid Things Happen
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It’s Great That You Made It To The Court Hearing But …
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Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
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It Sure Looks Like This Pennsylvania Judge Is In A World Of Trouble.
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Hey Man, Give Me The Buzz I Paid For.
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Why Discriminate Against Junk Dealers?
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Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy’s House
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Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
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Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
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30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
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Not Your Average Souvenirs
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So You Can See That From The Police Helicopter?
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You Busted The Store Window For That?
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Might Want To Holster That Laser Next Time
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So This Guy Drives His Plane Up To A Bar …
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Updated:
Zombies? Fuhgeddaboutit. The Squirrels Are Attacking! Run!
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Refs Try To Eject Cops Handling The Crowd At Football Game. Guess What Happened?
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With A Face Like This, You HAVE To Behave Like An Angel
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Not The Best Time To Be Involved In A Car Accident
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Sure, It’s A Short Walk To Your Table. Still, “Parking” Here Was A Bad Idea.
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You Won’t Believe The “Weapon” This Woman Used In This Robbery
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That Must Be A Very Big Cavity
:
Updated:
Buy My Plasma, Please?
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Wait, They Have Surveillance Cameras Watching Us Cashiers? Don’t They Trust Us?
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And The Legend Of “The Zebra” Was Born!
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Admit It. You Can Always Use An Extra Phone Charger.
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Well, It Is Called “Sonic Drive-In”
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Hmm. A Bar, In A College Town. Think The Cops Would Ever Drop By?
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Road Rage, Delegated To Passenger
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You’re Really Busting This Guy For Renting Houses?
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That Getaway Might Work In The Movies …
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You Really Thought Saying You Had Ebola Was A Good Idea?
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The Motorist’s Equivalent Of “The Dog Ate My Homework”
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Man’s Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On …
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What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
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Goodbye Security Deposit, Hello Jail Cell
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So Much For Judicial Discretion
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Really? There Is No More Serious Crime To Deal With Than This?
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Might Want To Check Yourself Before You Call The Cops For Assistance
:
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He Drank 20 Beers. What’d You Expect Would Happen?
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Tell Me You Did Not Pocket Dial 911!
:
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Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
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Think He Really Slept Through That?
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Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
:
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A Most Despicable Getaway Attempt
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Would You Sue Your Mom?
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If They Could, Real Ninjas Everywhere Would Be Crying
:
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Scofflaws, Head To Belgium!
:
Updated:
Bingo Rage?
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Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
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Is It Any Wonder These Two Are Friends?
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Updated:
Grenade!
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“It Was My Twin Brother.” Really? You’re Going With That?
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Hey, The Guy Was Just Following His Dream Of Flying First Class
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Give That Dog A Raise
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It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
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Proof That You Need A Good Night’s Sleep Before Going To Work – No Matter What Your “Job” Is!
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So You’re Saying There’s Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
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An Awful Time To Pocket Dial Anyone, Let Alone 911
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For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
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A Truly Strange Way To Litter
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You’re Stalking The Police?
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Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
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Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And …
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This Is Not How DUI Checkpoints Want To Catch Drunk Drivers
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Time To Find Another Line Of “Work”
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So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
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Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
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Yeah, Lots Of Electric Bicycles Can Outrun Police Cars
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Can Dutch Guy Call Cop An Ant-F*cker?
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Call Your Client That
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This Young Man Will Be Washing His Dishes In The Future
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Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
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What’s Wrong With Family And Friends Getting Together For A Cocktail?
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An Interesting Way To Smuggle Opiates Into Jail
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Like You Wouldn’t Do The Same Thing If You Were Upset Over Your Drink Order At McDonald’s!
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Can Cats Fly?
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Sure, The Thought Of Getting Married Can Give You The Jitters, But This?
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You Fell For The Old “Diversion-Style” Burglary?
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