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Call The Police! Someone’s Being Attacked!


Oh my god! Did you hear that screaming out back? I’m going to call the police! What did the police find? As reported in the Northern Territory News:

Officers scrambled to respond to an emergency call from a woman who reported a possible attack when she heard someone “in distress” behind a fence about 6.30am.

But when police arrived they discovered what the resident had heard was, in fact, cries of passion.

They found a naked couple having sex on a mattress in a laneway backing on to the resident’s property on Gap Rd, Alice Springs.

Um, er, uh …

The officers did not charge the man and woman and asked them to move on.

Talk about ruining the mood …

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