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Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!

I really don’t know where to start with this Maryland law, so here it is:

A person may not sell or offer for sale a contraceptive device, whether or not advertised as a prophylactic, by means of a vending machine or other automatic device at a kindergarten, nursery school …

So, I guess that means no “condom” slot in the soda machine? How will the teachers cavort safely? Oh Maryland, what have you done?

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