Question: How petty was it? Answer: a sticky bun! As reported by WPTV:
A Florida man was arrested by police Monday after allegedly stealing a sticky bun from Walgreens, according to a Boynton Beach Police Dept. report.
Police say James Gomperts fled from police and then crashed his bicycle into a patrol car.
Gomperts was later taken to the Palm Beach County Jail where he was charged with the theft of the bun and resisting officers.
Here’s the source, including the mug shot.