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Aw, Watching The Big Fight With Your Brother-In-Law. How … Um, Never Mind


Sure sounds like a good idea – getting together with your brother-in-law to watch the big fight. From the idea stage to the actual event, things went downhill, as you’ll see from this entry in The Colorado Springs Police Department Blotter:

Incident Date: September 15, 2013

Time:1:25:00 AM

Division: Stetson Hills — Shift I

Title: Assault

Location:7865 Chancellor Drive

Officers were dispatched to the above address re. a disturbance. Upon arrival officers learned that after watching a championship boxing match on TV, two intoxicated males engaged in an arguement and one intentionally stabbed his brother-inlaw in his ear with knife. The victim was transported to a local hospital with serious bodily injury but expected to survive.