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  • He Drank 20 Beers. What'd You Expect Would Happen?
  • Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
  • Man Just Convicted Of Felony Walks Right Out Of The Courthouse
  • Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
  • Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But ...
  • What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
  • LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
  • Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
  • Not Your Average Snack Time
  • Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
  • Oh You're Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
  • If You're Wondering Why This Guy Is Shirtless In His Mug Shot ...
  • How Drunk Was He?
  • A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
  • Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
  • When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Doctor So I Can ...
  • It's Not A Good Idea To Do This At A Drive-Thru
  • You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
  • If You Weren't Worried About Bath Salts Before ...
  • Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
  • Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
  • Hey, Swan, You Talkin' To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin' To Me!
  • Stiffing This Stripper? Bad Idea
  • You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
  • Karma Wasted No Time With This Gent
  • Of Course The Judge's Name Is "Willie"
  • What's Wrong With Friday?
  • Some Things You Just Can't Do In A Car
  • Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
  • Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
  • Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
  • How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
  • All That Over A Cigarette?
  • You Can't Fire Us For That!
  • Shades Of The Wet Bandits
  • Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
  • Definitely Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
  • A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
  • 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
  • 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
  • What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
  • Hey Bartender, I'll Be Right Back ...
  • A Special Offer For ... Okay, Everyone
  • Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
  • An Incredible Sale At Macy's - You Want That? It's $5!
  • So This Is What You Do Because You Think The Ice Cream Truck's Prices Are Too High?
  • It's Better To Give Then Receive - Case In Point
  • When Not To Accept Help From The Police?
  • Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
  • Light Saber Beats Taser?
  • Tell Me You Did Not Throw Your Wife's Beer Away!
  • Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
  • Stabbed For Being Friendly?
  • Kids These Days
  • Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
  • So You're Just Sitting In The Courtroom ...
  • Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep ...
  • Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
  • Strip Search? Ha!
  • Of All The Bus Stops, In All The Towns, In All The World, She Chooses This One
  • Definitely Not The Next Scarface
  • An Interesting Way To Protest ...
  • Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Hell Yeah!
  • Worst Son Of The Year?
  • Probably Shouldn't Have Friended Him?
  • Busted For Burping?
  • Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
  • Man With Crack Pipe Makes Bad Decision?
  • Not Very Neighborly
  • A Door-To-Door Doctor?
  • Really? You're Using Your Taser For This?
  • A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
  • Registered Socks Offenders
  • Topless? Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
  • So That's Your Sister's MP3 Player, Is It?
  • Hmmm. Shampoo Or Liquid Ecstasy?
  • Did Teacher Really Just Pull A "Weiner"?
  • Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
  • You're Shirt Said What?
  • I'm Sorry Ma! I Didn't Mean To Hit You With That ...
  • Should Have Listened To Kid's Complaints About Pot Smell
  • You're Blaming Your Dog? And Jesus?
  • Clearly Not A Popular Figure At Work
  • Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
  • Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
  • You Have A Gun In Your What?
  • This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
  • A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
  • Man, That Is A Really Cool $20 Coin!
  • How Drunk Was She?
  • Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
  • Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
  • This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
  • Stupid DC Law Limiting Photographers
  • Paddle-Happy Man Meets "The Man"
  • Oh My God! You Killed ... My Bird!
  • A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
  • Man Offended By "Obscene" Decal
  • You Don't Find Kohl's exciting?
  • How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
  • Think Polarized
  • Pants On Fire
  • Follow Legal Juice on Twitter, Or Else ...
  • Men At Work Cribbed Part of "Down Under"?
  • Doc Should Be Disciplined For Long Name Alone, But There Are Plenty Of Real Reasons ...
  • It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But ...
  • Not Exactly Crack Shots
  • If Anyone Has This Surveillance Video, Send It To The Juice!
  • Really Disgusting, And Really Weird
  • Clearly Profiling Is Not An Issue For These Police Officers
  • Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad ...
  • Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
  • Guess What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal?
  • Is Your Job Really That Bad?
  • Hey, How'd That iPhone Get In My Boot?
  • Not Your Typical Post-Accident Behavior
  • A Novel Way To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood
  • Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I'm Guilty!
  • Do You Think This Guy Was Drunk?
  • Stop That Man! He's Giving Money Away!
  • No You Are Not Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs
  • If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
  • Extremely Drunk Man Just Glad To Be "Home"
  • So How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
  • You're Going To Bust Me For A Little Recon?
  • Woman Sues Wal-Mart Over Two Cents, And ...
  • Store Owner's Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
  • There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Police Officer - Though They Might Surprise You
  • The Good News: Packing For The Move Won't Take Long. The Bad News ...
  • Do You Think The Police Could Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
  • Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He ...
  • You're Never Too Old To ... Beat The Crap Out Of Somebody?
  • Calling The Judge A Bitch [And More] Is Just Never A Good Idea
  • An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And An Awesome Response
  • You Call That A Burglary? Please.
  • This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
  • Maid Canned For "Ruining" Family With Black Magic
  • The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
  • You'll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
  • Not Your Average DUI
  • No, You Can't Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay ...
  • Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
  • Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
  • Is A Chicken A "Beast"? Trust Me, It Matters!
  • You Can't Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But ...
  • About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought ...
  • Not Your Average Stripper
  • Ten-Year-Old Would-Be Thief, Victim Of Irony
  • Arrested For Eating Fish?
  • Nope. You Can't Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
  • "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" New Juice Category!
  • Do You Call The Cops Every Time You Get Spam Email Too?
  • Have Quieter Sex Or ... Move To A Single Family Home
  • Today's Installment Of "Judge The Judge"
  • Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
  • Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
  • A Year In Jail For A Man With A Strange Fetish
  • In Real Life, No Way That Guy Gets Away ...
  • Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy ...
  • What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
  • A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
  • Maybe If This Juror Had Been Listening To The Judge, He Wouldn't Have Gone on Facebook And Tried To Friend ...
  • Mopping Naked?
  • Not The Best Person To Text When You're Looking To Buy Weed
  • Honesty Is The Best Policy ... Or Is It?
  • Why Every Other Year?
  • YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
  • Not The Best Grandmother
  • Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
  • When You Play "Bumper Cars" With Real Cars ...
  • What's Wrong With Having A "Go-To" Bank?
  • For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
  • Some Strange Driving-Related Laws
  • When You Have The Munchies, And No Coin ...
  • Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
  • French Tourist, Alone In New York City, After Midnight, Asks 2 Men About An Address? Nooooooo ...
  • You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
  • Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
  • Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
  • This Gent Had A REALLY Bad Day
  • Why Not Just Have A Neon Sign?
  • What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
  • How Does One Group Of Prisoners Really Get To Another Group Without Ever Speaking To Them?
  • Happy Judge Pens Humorous Order Canceling Trial
  • Turn Down Your Piccolo, Or Else
  • Customer To Tanning Salon: Did You Find My Meth?
  • Stoned, And Driving, And ... 12?
  • Should Have Said "Yes" When She Asked For A Divorce
  • Watch A Police Officer Relentlessly Hassle (And Arrest!) A Cameraman Who Is Breaking No Law
  • Dunkin Donuts Employee Outperformed, And Outearned, Her Co-Workers
  • A Strong Candidate For "The Worst Lie Of The Week"
  • Just Think How Full The U.S. Jails Would Be If ...
  • Quite A Strange Place To Build A House ... Or, Was It?
  • Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
  • Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
  • First You Steal Your Granny's Safe, And When You Can't Open It, You ...
  • Giving A New Meaning To "Petty" Theft
  • Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
  • Some Weird United Kingdom Laws
  • When All Else Fails, Run!
  • Hmmm. Which Weapon To Deploy First: A Knife, Or A Flesh-Eating- Bacteria-Infected ...
  • Police Officers Conducting Search Having Wii Too Much Fun
  • If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
  • How To GUARANTEE Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
  • I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
  • Remember That Right To Remain Silent?
  • The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
  • You Shot That Cat Why?
  • Uh. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
  • Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ...
  • Maybe The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
  • Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
  • Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
  • What's In A Name?
  • Really? This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
  • Do Stupid, Illegal Stuff On Video, And Post It On Facebook!
  • Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because ...
  • Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
  • Talk About Dumb Luck
  • A Clown About Town
  • When You Light That Bottle Rocket Today, You'll Want To Be More Careful Than This Guy
  • Next Time You Look At Your Toothbrush, Hopefully You Won't Remember This Story
  • Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him - In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
  • You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
  • The Most Unusual Criminal Gang Ever?
  • A Town That Outlawed Silly String?
  • Taser-Proof Man? Not Quite, Though It Took Quite A Few Jolts
  • Update On Yesterday's Post About The Cyclist And The Brandisher
  • Hey, What The Hell Are You Doing On My Cell Tower?
  • Think This Mototirst Wishes He Had Respected The Cyclist?
  • A Serial Brandisher?
  • Smoke "Strange" Herb, Do Strange Things
  • If There's A AAA Equivalent For Boaters, This Towboat Captain Probably Isn't On Their List
  • And Why Do You Want To Test Drive The Car Alone?
  • Clerk Makes Robbery A Piece Of Cake
  • The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
  • Wait, You Mean Metal Gets Hot In The Sun? Get Out!
  • It Started With A Flat Tire, And Got Worse From There
  • When You Leave The Keys In The Ignition ...
  • Having Sex While Driving 85 MPH?
  • Epic Shampoo Battle
  • Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
  • Epic Thermostat Battle
  • Sometimes We Bikers Get No Respect. Actually, A Lot Of The Time.
  • A REALLY Petty Crime, Except For That Gun Thing
  • Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
  • Help! Anyone! She's "Practicing" Geology Without A License!
  • Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
  • Not Your Average Lawsuit ...
  • With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season ...
  • So You Can't Pay Your Bill With Pennies?
  • Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
  • What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
  • Sure, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
  • Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway ...
  • How Far Would You Go To Delay Paying Child Support?
  • Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
  • There, There, Drunk Sick Friend. Let Me Help You.
  • Excuse Me, But There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
  • Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
  • If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
  • Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
  • In Hindsight, This Probably Wasn't The Best Place To Grow Weed
  • Would You Go To Court To Pay A Ticket With Cocaine On You?
  • Kid Put What In His Teacher's Coffee?
  • Are Those Shoes In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To ...
  • Messenger! Don't Shoot!
  • Stop Thinking, And The Machines Win
  • Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
  • Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
  • Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
  • What, You Don't Want To Watch TV With Me?
  • Is The Neighbor's Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here's A Solution ...
  • Police Let Drunk Driver Walk. Why?
  • Mr. Principal, Don't Be Hatin'
  • Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
  • Mom Says No To Candy - Kid Says KAPOW
  • Your Big Legislative Initiative Involves Bird Feeders?
  • Wisconsin Judge Has A Strange Way Of Putting Things
  • Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
  • Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
  • On Mother's Day, Consider This - Would You Sue Your Mom?
  • Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
  • "Jesus" Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
  • Sticking To Your Guns, Or Being Boneheaded?
  • Inmate Loses Tooth Breaking Up Fight Between Guards (Really)
  • Oh No You Didn't Hide That Fake Driver's License And Credit Card THERE!
  • Naked Guy So Threatening You Have To Tase Him?
  • Maybe The Dumbest Police Chase Ever
  • Thin-Skinned Big Brother Wins One Against Student
  • Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
  • You Really Think This Is A Good Way To Meet Women?
  • Do You Think Typos Can Cost A Lawyer Money?
  • You Got Busted How Many Times For Huffing Paint?
  • That's Why You Got Behind The Wheel After Drinking?
  • Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
  • Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
  • Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance - Needs More Than That
  • Sometimes You Just Need To Keep Quiet ... And Holster Your Middle Finger
  • Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois ...
  • Didn't I Tell You Not To Park There?
  • Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
  • So You're Blind, And You're Driving?
  • This'll Make The Prosecutor's Job Pretty Easy
  • Drug Trafficker Appeals Over Dog In Courtroom?
  • Mowing Under The Influence?
  • Pranking The Cops?
  • 32-Year-Old Man Busted For Possession Of Alcohol While Under The Legal Age?
  • No Way To Treat Your Mom - Especially When She's Driving
  • Warning To Regular Juice Readers: This Is Not Funny. TSA'S OUTRAGEOUS PAT-DOWN OF 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
  • No! Not The Sweet Cheeks [Bikini] Espresso Stand!
  • Unfunny YouTube Leads To Arrest
  • If You Don't Use The Emergency Brake ... Well, See For Yourself ...
  • All That Over A Cigarette?
  • Excuse Me. Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or Are You Just ...
  • Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
  • You Shot The Robot?
  • Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else
  • This Thief Sucks - Literally
  • Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I'm Just In My Underwear?
  • Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
  • Let's Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like "Happy Gilmore" ...
  • So I Can't Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
  • Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
  • Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
  • Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
  • A Bait Car? No Way Is This A Bait Car!
  • Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor's Note ...
  • Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
  • "Dirty Bastard" Is Okay, But "Raging Bitch" Isn't?
  • Brilliant!
  • Granny Socks It To Burglars
  • Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
  • Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
  • Don't Tase Me Bro' - Especially Not There
  • Behaving Very Badly At Panama City Burger King
  • The Easiest DUI Bust Ever
  • Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
  • Computer Thief Makes Embarrassing Video, Which Owner Remotely Accesses And Posts On YouTube!
  • Apparently There Is A LOT Of Money To Be Made Selling Fake Drugs
  • Bet You Like Your Job More Than This Guy
  • Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
  • A Very Poorly Planned Crime
  • A Joint Named "McCurry" Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
  • A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
  • An Unusual Crime Spree
  • Did You Really Just Call 911 FROM INSIDE THE POLICE STATION?
  • You Might As Well Just Turn Yourself In
  • "Vampire" Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
  • A Dress Code At The Mall? That'll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
  • A Novel Way To Stop Some Thieves
  • Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He's Watering Our Lawn!
  • Worst Robber Or Best/Ballsiest/Dumbest Customer?
  • Well, So Much For "No Cussing Week"
  • A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
  • "Protect And Serve," Or "Pound Into Ground Round?"
  • Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
  • This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
  • Dude Could've Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
  • Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
  • Dude Forgot His ATM Card ...
  • Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A "Role Model" - Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
  • Let's Call This Would-Be Robber "Butterfingers"
  • Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
  • Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom's Horns
  • Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
  • Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
  • Boy Drops The "B" Bomb At School - Gets In A World Of Trouble
  • This Wacky Criminals Video Never Gets Old.
  • Some Relationships Have A "Giver" And A "Taker" ...
  • A Strip Club, A Flying Shoe, A Busted Tooth, And A Lawsuit
  • Are You Really Banning The Movie For That?
  • Victim Selection - Easy Marks Not Always "Easy".
  • You Stole The Dude's What? And Then Returned To The Scene Of The Crime?
  • Warning: This Will Gross You Out
  • Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman's Thin Mints
  • Can You Lose Money While Committing A Robbery?
  • Caught Driving Under The Influence? How About This Excuse ...
  • Naked Sausage Thief
  • A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
  • A Florida Law That Almost Every Kid Routinely Breaks
  • As Sisters Go, You Could Do A Lot Better
  • Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
  • A Lady Who Uses "911" More Than Rudy Giuliani ...
  • It's Their Fault You Thought They Were Women?
  • If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
  • Perhaps The Most Idiotic Traffic Ticket Ever?
  • Time To Find A New Boyfriend?
  • Going To The Well ... Three Times Too Often?
  • If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
  • Play With Fire, Get Burned - Play With A Gun ...
  • Lady, You Stole The Wrong Snow Shovel
  • Seriously? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
  • Please, Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
  • You Did NOT Just Call 911 And Say That You Are Growing Weed!
  • When Is A Prostitute Not A Prostitute?
  • Mess With The Library Books In Boise, And You Could Be Looking At Some Jail Time
  • All That Over A Cigarette?
  • You Will Never Guess What Bodily Function This African Nation Is Considering Outlawing
  • These Are Definitely Not Excused Absences ...
  • Judge In Alaska Said What?
  • No, You Couldn't Just Burgle The Joint ...
  • Not The Beanie Babies! Take Anything You Want, But Not The Beanie Babies!
  • An Official State What?
  • Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
  • You Call Yourself A Magician?
  • Not Your Typical Joy Ride
  • Crime Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
  • You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won't Be Snorting Drugs Again
  • Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn't Either.
  • So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy's Parents?
  • Three Speeding Tickets IN AN HOUR
  • Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left ...
  • How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
  • This Is Your Excuse For Speeding? In Court?
  • Life In Jail For Failing To Pay Tolls?
  • The License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
  • A Really Strange Way To Sneak Into A Country
  • A Special Offer For ... Okay, Everyone
  • Let Them Eat ... Pie?
  • A Pretty Clear Indication Of The Tough Economic Times
  • Some Seriously Bad Policing In Ohio
  • If You Were Born On 7/7/77, Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
  • New Tax Law Met With Spells, Really
  • 6th Grade Honor Student Going To Court For Writing Name In Cement
  • Man Wants To Get Deported. This Should Do It.
  • The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
  • So That's Going In My Permanent Record? Maybe, But ...
  • Wife Says Not To Smoke, Husband Smokes ... BAD Idea
  • Fight Over Flowers Ends With A Severed ...
  • Drive-Through Rage
  • Woman Assaults Cop With A Dildo?
  • Legal? Yes. Good Idea? You Be The Judge.
  • Really, It Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room
  • A Little Short On Street Smarts
  • Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
  • Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
  • Priest Told Congregation What?
  • Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
  • A Very Strange Cab Ride
  • Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
  • Santa Giveth ... And He Taketh Away
  • Time To Man Up
  • Don't Like The Food, Don't Eat It. But Complaining? Not A Good Idea
  • That Has GOT To Hurt
  • Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters ... Or Do They?
  • Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
  • You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
  • Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
  • An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
  • Please Tell Me You Didn't Steal All Those Shoes From Dead People.
  • Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor ... A Bunch of Beers?
  • Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
  • Want To Make It Easy For The Police To Bust You For Possession?
  • This Neighborhood Watch Leader Will Definitely Catch The Vandal
  • You Really Called 911 Because THAT Was Stolen?
  • Woman Calls Cops On Cops?
  • Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched In The Face? Not Always.
  • If You Can't Flush It, Swallow It?
  • Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
  • A New Meaning To "Going Postal"
  • The Bird Gets It If You Don't Follow Legal Juice On Twitter
  • So You're Telling Me Those Cars In The Showroom Aren't Filled Up With Gas?
  • Now How'd That Fly Get In My Food?
  • Take My Wife ... Please
  • Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
  • Police Limit Alcohol Consumption At Auto Race
  • Warning: Don't Read This Close To Meal Time
  • A Most Unusual Pleading
  • Hope That You Never Get This Lonely
  • If Only All Perps Were This Cooperative
  • You Shot That Cat Why?
  • One Country's Clumsy Pick-Up Attempt Is Another Country's Crime
  • You Could Do Better For A Landlord
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Slam That Courtroom Door
  • Man With Interesting "Career" Choice Adds To His Legacy
  • Before You Call The Police About That Driveway Art ...
  • Your Getaway Car Has Vanity Plates?
  • Dude Is Obviously Not A Career Criminal
  • Can You Really Get Three Months In Jail For Five Firecrackers?
  • You're Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
  • You're Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
  • A Serious Domestic Dispute
  • Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
  • If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A "Slim Shady," Be Prepared To Eat It
  • Some Very Serious Pain
  • Um, Dear, I Believe That Man Was Driving Backwards
  • Damn You Facebook!
  • Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
  • Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
  • Don't Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back ...
  • Follow Legal Juice On Twitter ... Or Else
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Crash That Funeral, Did You?
  • Does Nasty, Belittling Judge Get His Due?
  • Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
  • Truth: It's Illegal For 12-Year-Olds To Trick Or Treat Here
  • Not For The Dentally Squeamish
  • A Plaxico Burress Moment ...
  • Not The Way To Settle A Family Dispute
  • Um, Ma'am. That's Not Your Driver's License ...
  • Suffice It To Say That The Judge Did NOT Like The Complaint
  • A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
  • Hmmm. This Shower Seems Different...
  • A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
  • 92-Year-Old Hasn't Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
  • Shades Of The Wet Bandits
  • So Much For Anger Management Class ...
  • "Oh Sh*t!" Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana ... It's Not Mine!
  • Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: "Pot Growing Here"
  • Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else ...
  • Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
  • Another BAD Doctor Walks?
  • Think This Doctor Should Be Practicing Medicine?
  • Could The Police Really Miss A Knife In A Victim's Back?
  • You're Charging Him With Stealing The Handcuffs?
  • Too "Ellen" For The Job?
  • Not The Best Question To Ask A Police Officer
  • A Judge Who Clearly Doesn't Know The Law, Or Chose To Ignore It
  • If This Guy Was Speeding Through The Neighborhood, It Probably Won't Happen Again
  • You Sure You Want To Mess With The Flag, Or The National Anthem?
  • You Know That Right To Remain Silent?
  • Kapow! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
  • Please Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
  • Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
  • Busted For Eating Fish?
  • Outside The "Good To Go" ... Couple Goes
  • Mommy, That's What You Get When You Mess With My Toys ...
  • Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
  • Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
  • Hey! This Diet Sucks!
  • Death For Weed Dealer?
  • A Novel Use For A Diaper
  • Um. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
  • On A Police Station?
  • Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
  • Sex, And A Broken ...
  • Oh No You Didn't File A "Motion For Continuance" For That
  • You Will NOT Believe This Lawsuit By A Teacher Against A Student
  • What Would You Do If You Saw Someone Giving Money Away? Call The Cops, Of Course.
  • Man, Wearing Only Socks, Can't Find Way Out Of Basement
  • Apparently There's A Market For Everything
  • You Won't Believe What This Man Says He Found In His Cereal
  • Man Who Has Seen Too Many Movies Clings To Roof Of Car As It Is Being Stolen
  • A Few Bumps On The Road To Spiritual Perfection
  • Lawsuit Against 200 People Over A Cat?
  • Can A Speeding Ticket For 8 MPH Over The Limit Cost You $9,000?
  • Man With Pet Dispute Bites Police Officer?
  • And To Think, It All Started With A Flat Tire ...
  • This Tennessee Republican Has Some Serious Gender Issues. MTF? FTM?
  • Uh - That's Okay. I'll Just Steal Another Car
  • The Legal World's Biggest Beatles Fan?
  • Would You Text A Cop Asking To Buy Weed?
  • Married Women Can't Fornicate in Minnesota?
  • Hey, Someone Stole My Bike!
  • Don't Taze My Granny!
  • Yes, An Interrogatory About Beer Pong, And A Truly Awesome Response
  • You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?
  • Whatever You Do, DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CALZONES!
  • An Interesting Smuggling Technique
  • Rage Against The Machine
  • The Worst Armed Robbery Ever?
  • Clearly NOT A Cat-Lover
  • If You Arm-Wrestle This Dude, Consider Letting Him Win ...
  • Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate Grandson
  • If You Robbed A Bank And Got Away With It, You Would Call The Cops Because?
  • Perhaps The Least Intimate "Place" On Earth
  • Hmmm. Which Weapon To Deploy First: A Knife, Or A Flesh-Eating- Bacteria-Infected Penis?
  • Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), "Legal Juice" Further Enters Our Lexicon
  • Man Pays HUGE Price For Laughing In Court
  • Just Really Disgusting, And Weird
  • You WILL Get Me My McNuggets!
  • This High School Music Teacher is HARDCORE
  • A Very Unusual Bank Deposit
  • Bizarre Cat Abuse
  • A Very Thorough Pat-Down?
  • This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
  • Can Feet Really Smell THAT Bad?
  • Finding Strange Things In Japanese Bathrooms ...
  • Arkansas Oldies But Goodies
  • You Want The Good News First? Or The Bad News?
  • What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been
  • Remember, As Ye Brag, So Shall Ye ...
  • What Do You Do If You're Dissatisfied With Your Mechanic? Well ...
  • Robber Did What?
  • Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
  • Blagojevich Uncensored
  • Jostling?
  • Penis Piercing Helps Police ID Perp?
  • You'll Never Look At Your Toothbrush The Same Way
  • What's Wrong With Colorful Birds?
  • This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
  • Run! The Homosexuals Are Coming!
  • Yes, Someone Can Just Look Guilty
  • Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
  • Whatever You Think About This Campaign Slogan, There's No Denying It's An Attention-Getter
  • Please, Say It Ain't So!
  • Drunk Guy Takes Taxi Home And Still Gets In Trouble?
  • Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
  • Uh. Sorry.
  • You Can't Steal Much Less Than This
  • A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
  • Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder ...
  • Must ... Stop ... The ... Clowns
  • What Is It With These Doctors And Boundaries?
  • Geniuses Don't Rob Convenience Stores
  • When All Else Fails, Run!
  • Doctor With NO Moral Compass
  • Do NOT Mess With This Lady!
  • Sure, You Can Get Chinese Food In Some Jails, But Not With ...
  • No Way This Bird Is Worth $15,000. Judge?
  • So You Want To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood?
  • Really, Really Drunk Man Just Glad To Be "Home"
  • Judge Who Rhymes Calls Woman A "Whore." Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
  • Wacky United Kingdom Laws
  • The ATM That Kept Giving and Giving and Giving ... But A Life Sentence?
  • Wyoming Driver Completely Wigs Out
  • Worse Parenting Than In Yesterday's Juice Post?
  • Criminally Bad Parenting In Colorado Springs? What Do You Think?
  • A Really Bizarre Stroller Walk ...
  • Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror's Shirt
  • Judge Gets Hosed, Apparently Over Use Of Expletive
  • Serious Jail Time For Over A Pound Of Weed?
  • Not The Best Way To Try And Get Off Work Early
  • Twist And Shout? Twist - Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
  • Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers' Compensation?
  • Sex Here, Sex There ...
  • You Stole What?
  • You Don't Understand. These Guys REALLY Needed Cigarettes ...
  • Please. Tell Me She Wasn't Suspended For THIS Facebook Post
  • Think This Granny Is Off Her Rocker?
  • Taunting Hells Angels?
  • Giving Criminals A Bad Name ...
  • VERY Unhappy Wendy's Drive-Thru Customers
  • Lawyer Caught In Bra "Catch 22"
  • Student Busted For Farting In School?
  • Are You Sure You Want To Abduct THIS Kid?
  • It Just Sounds More Believable When A Nun Says It
  • Stop, Theif. That's My Car!
  • The Things People Do On Trampolines
  • "Jesus" Causes 5-Vehicle Pile-Up
  • How Low Can A Man Go In His Quest For Sex?
  • Homeowner's Association Just Says "No" - Mother Trucker!
  • Going Topless Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
  • No Way Is This Guy Getting Anything On Bosses Day
  • So Much For The Carefree Golden Years ...
  • Son Calls 911 Repeatedly For This?
  • Tell Me You Didn't File A Claim Against Your Employer For This
  • Really? A One Month Suspension For This?
  • What Can Happen If You Fall Asleep In Class?
  • Standing Tall, or Being Boneheaded?
  • Not So Legal Juice ...
  • Man Unable To Keep $2,001 Jackpot He Won?
  • What? No Dinner?
  • Horse And Donkey Finally Get Their Day In Court
  • They Were Caught ... Kissing
  • Cycling While Partially Clothed ...
  • Man "Bares" His Soul To Save It?
  • Public College Student Fined For F-Bomb Dropped After Class
  • Streakers Get What's Coming To Them
  • Hey Buddy, Turn Your Piccolo Down
  • Drunk Folks Make Poor Decisions
  • If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
  • A School With Too Many Rules
  • Jeans That Keep On Giving
  • Capital Punishment For Masturbating?
  • Hellish Deposition - Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney
  • A Man Who Takes His Wii A Little Too Seriously
  • Claim Your $200,000 Package Now!
  • Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
  • Um, Honey, Our Kid Has Been Kidnapped ... Again
  • And You Think YOU Had A Bad Day? Think Again
  • If You're Going To Alter A Check, Go Big, Right?
  • A Night In The Clink For A T-Shirt?
  • Just A Little Trigger Happy?
  • Just Because It's Legal Doesn't Mean It's A Good Idea
  • So You Want To Give The Cop A Fake Name?
  • Total Insanity From Italian Judges
  • Think Twice Before Calling This Woman "Fat"
  • Do You Want To Be A Policeman, Or Do You Want To Be "Big"?
  • Sometimes You Have To Fight. But This?
  • This Is What You Get For Being A Good Samaritan?
  • What Can Happen To You If You Don't Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
  • So, You're Sure He Was Black?
  • Lookout, Cuz Barbie Is Pissed!
  • Liking The Sound Of Your Own Voice Is One Thing ... But This?
  • Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep Sh*t
  • Not The Best Call If You're On The Explosive Ordinance Disposal Team
  • A New Kind Of Tourism?
  • The Most Embarrassing DUI?
  • A Simple Way To Get More Jobs For Locals
  • If Your Child Has Been Bullied, What Should You Do?
  • Kids Can Legally Drink At Bars In These Two States
  • Catch And Don't Release?
  • I Have A Major Problem With This Version Of Strip Poker
  • Not The Best Hiding Place For Your Weed
  • Can Cats Fly?
  • A VERY Consequential Typo
  • Some Interesting Excuses For Speeding
  • If Only This Mototirst Had Respected The Cyclist ...
  • If You Have Kids, This Won't Surprise You, Except The Last Bit ...
  • A Hotheaded, Cold-Hearted Burglar
  • Woman Seriously Helps Police Out ...
  • A Principal Who Has Gone Too Far!
  • An Unusal Way To "Violate" A Parking Meter
  • A Brilliant Disguise For A Robbery
  • An Unusual Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
  • Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
  • Another Day, Another Jury Duty Slacker ... And His Dog's Testicles
  • Really? You're Busting Me For The Sign On My Truck?
  • Possibly The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
  • Me? No, The Ref Made Do It.
  • A Most Unusual Case Of "Alleged" Election Fraud
  • Polarized Nation?
  • Can You Commit A Battery With That?
  • Ever Heard of TWI?
  • Not The Best Use Of Your One Phone Call ...
  • Well Take My Clothes And Tie Me To A Tree
  • A New Low For A Thief?
  • So, Can You Have Your Weed And Eat It Too?
  • More Trouble For Mistexting Than Sexting?
  • Fields Of Weed? Fuhgeddaboutit.
  • A Very Considerate Thief
  • How Serious Are The Chinese About Keeping Heroin Out?
  • A Turkish Citizen Can No Longer Bring This Back From A Trip Abroad
  • Traffic Sign Hijacked, To The Dismay Of Australian Prime Minister
  • It's Called Jury DUTY For A Reason
  • Better To Be Late For Work Than To Do This To Yourself
  • You Have A Gun In Your What?
  • $20 Down And Payment Plan For A Hitman?
  • Not Your Typical Assault
  • 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
  • Pain. Serious Pain
  • This Law Is Nuts
  • You're Banning The Movie For That? Not Cool
  • Third Time Definitely Not A Charm ...
  • A Few Silly Laws
  • Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned - Too Much Skin?
  • Getting Rid Of A Stupid Law?
  • If You Aren't Married - Keep Your Distance
  • Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
  • Talk About Patience ...
  • Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
  • So, You Think You're Job Is Bad?
  • This Is What You To Do A Sock Thief?
  • South Carolina Requires "Subversives" To Register - Really
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Call Your Client That
  • Did The Judge Really Say That?
  • Stealing Shoes From The Dead?
  • Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
  • Glad To See You, Or ...
  • Scorned Men Have Fury Too
  • Two Rooms Filled With Weed. You're Doing Time, Right?
  • Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
  • Might Not Wanna Play Dice With This Dude
  • So This Cat Makes Itself At Home In The Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
  • Don't Try This In Your Neighborhood
  • You Really Think A Jury Will Believe You Did This In Your Sleep?
  • A Not-So-Happy Gilmore ...
  • Saved By The Cell
  • No! Not The Butt Bandit!
  • Isn't It Ironic?
  • Unaware Or Unafraid?
  • Mugging Victim Takes "Feeling No Pain" To Another Level
  • Should You Be Allowed To Do This To A Kitten?
  • Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
  • Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched? Not Always.
  • Sorry, But You're Too "Ellen" For This Job
  • Doctor Of The Day? I Am Not Worthy. Really.
  • A Very Unusual Bedside Manner ...
  • The Dumbest Traffic Ticket Ever?
  • You Can't Fire Us For That!
  • Three Months For Five Firecrackers?
  • Excuse Me, Sir. You May NOT Bring That Into The Hospital!
  • Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Call The Judge That
  • The 12th Commandment: Don't Be Afraid
  • Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
  • Love That Rabies ... Law
  • If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Fella Might Not Have Any Luck At All
  • Nudity In Art Gallery? Shocking
  • An Anger Management Course, Perhaps?
  • Nicely Done, Your Honor
  • With A "Friend" Like This ...
  • Pudding And Lemonade? No Thanks
  • Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
  • Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
  • Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
  • Dude Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt - Really
  • Church Robbery Thwarted By God?
  • Thanks, "Friend"
  • Do You Solemnly Swear To Look Up Every Word You Don't Know?
  • What Is It With McDonald's Customers Lately?
  • Do NOT Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets
  • It Appears This Fella Just Wanted To Be Left Alone ...
  • Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
  • Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
  • Dude Sues For His Penthouse
  • New Year's Resolution: Quieter Sex Or Move To Single Family Home
  • Not A Good Way To Beckon In The New Year
  • It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
  • My Weed? Why Would You Think That?
  • The Darjeeling Express - "Kidnapper" Flees India
  • Not The Best Way To Treat Your Tenants ...
  • These Folks Must REALLY Love This Dog, Or Really Hate Each Other (Or Both)
  • Man Had Sex With A What?
  • Really? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
  • Father Told Congregation What?
  • Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
  • Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
  • Speed Camera Photographs Birds ...
  • So, How's That Cult Going?
  • Let Me Get This Straight
  • If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
  • So Threesomes Are Okay?
  • Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
  • Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
  • Please Mister, Don't Kill Frosty!
  • This Is A Strange One
  • Busted For The Stickers On His Car?
  • Might As Well Have A Neon "DUI" Sign On Your Truck
  • Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
  • Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
  • Dude - It's An Xbox - Chillax
  • Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
  • Quite The Multitasker
  • Lick My Toes And Film It With A Phone!
  • Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
  • What's Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System's Computers?
  • I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
  • Not The Usual Context For "You Want A Piece Of This?"
  • Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest ...
  • Five "Security Guards" And One Streaker ...
  • Really? You're Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
  • Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
  • Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F...
  • There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
  • An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
  • You Think It's Easy Carrying A Coffin Without Dropping It?
  • We're Supposed To Believe You Slept Through That?
  • Tell Me You Didn't Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
  • Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm ...
  • You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door?
  • An Excellent Deposition Performance
  • Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
  • A Simple victim, a simple scammer ...
  • Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But ...
  • Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay"
  • A Sex Emergency
  • This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother?
  • It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ...
  • Parent Left Messages For Teacher Saying What?
  • What Does Jury Duty Have To Do With The Wrinkles On A Dog's Testicles?
  • "What's In A Name?" Plenty, Says The Judge
  • Were These Five Men Able To "Make Their Luck?"
  • What's Wrong With Bartering? Everything, In This Case
  • I Can't Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
  • Bank Robber And His "Go To" Bank
  • Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
  • A Down-Home Welcome To Athens, Georgia
  • Tell Me You Didn't Bring A Grenade Into The Courthouse
  • Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or ....
  • Clearly These Guys Are Not Cut Out For A Life Of Crime
  • Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?
  • Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
  • Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
  • No Coke, Pepsi
  • Lawyer Loses Motion - Does Not Take It Well - At All
  • That's Just Ludacris, Judge
  • LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
  • When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
  • Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
  • Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
  • It's Just Politics? Not In This Household
  • Outsmarted By An Elevator?
  • Shoot To Miss?
  • Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Absolutely
  • You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
  • Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
  • You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
  • You Didn't Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
  • Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
  • Drugs In Malaysia - A BAD Idea
  • Born On 7/7/77 - Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
  • That'll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
  • I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
  • Not Your Typical Car Ride
  • Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
  • Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
  • If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude ...
  • What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
  • This Guy Obviously Doesn't Rollerblade To Relax
  • How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
  • Really? Armed Robbery For That?
  • Busted For Acting Like Borat
  • Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
  • Holy Roller?
  • Call The Police! Someone's Being Attacked!
  • Police Officers Conducting Searching Having Wii Too Much Fun
  • Can't A Guy Just Do His Laundry Without Being Arrested?
  • The Baby Name Police Strike Again
  • Excuse Me. What Did You Just Call Me?
  • The King Of Peeping Toms?
  • Man Violates Parking Meter
  • What? You Want Your Tip Back?
  • Seriously? I Can't Tip The Gravedigger?
  • You Expected To Get Away On That?
  • Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
  • Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
  • Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
  • You Call That An Apology?
  • [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
  • An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
  • McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
  • So It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy?
  • You're Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
  • Better Than Flying First Class?
  • Naked Jogging Priest Says What?
  • One Year In Jail For Man With Strange Fetish
  • I Don't Like The Smell Of This Proposed Honolulu Law
  • iPhone Catches Muggers
  • Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For ...
  • Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
  • Man On The Lam After Ham Slam
  • A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? ... I Mean ...
  • Illegal Nudity In An Art Gallery?
  • Burglar's Serious Chutzpah
  • Are You Sure You Want To Steal THAT Car?
  • I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
  • If You Don't Like The Food, DON'T COMPLAIN
  • Does Lightning Strike The Same Place Twice?
  • Bad Babysitter Arrested?
  • Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
  • Tasered, With A Twist
  • How To Burgle And Assure You'll Be Caught
  • This Guy Really Loves His Car
  • Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
  • Cab Driver Jumps The Gun
  • Think This Guy Can Be Rehabilitated?
  • Yes, That Was An Alligator On Cruising By On That Bicycle
  • Burglar Foiled By Calling For A Cab?
  • Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
  • Do Not Yawn In This Judge's Courtroom
  • What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
  • Don't Mess With My Dog
  • Some Serious Polygamy
  • I'm Certain You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
  • To Be, Or Not To Be - A Potato Chip, That Is
  • As If Running A Marathon Isn't Hard Enough
  • Streaker Gets Hosed
  • Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough
  • Talk About Getting A Break ...
  • Sometimes, What Goes Around Comes Around
  • I Would Not Want To Go To This School
  • Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
  • Is Husband Really Okay With Cheating Wife?
  • Songbird-Fighting Ring?
  • Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
  • White People, Please Leave The Courtroom
  • An Interesting Way To Stock Your Resale Store?
  • Sentenced To Caning For Drinking A Beer?
  • Good New / Bad News
  • Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
  • Using Your iPhone Phone To Find Pot?
  • Boy Hits Mom On The Head With What?
  • Those Darn Hospital Visiting Rules ...
  • Can You Stalk Someone From The Attic?
  • Court Doesn't Like Friday?
  • You DON'T Want To Roll This Guy's House
  • A Right To Dry?
  • Man F-bombed Judge And ...
  • Crunchy, Crunchy Food
  • Doctor Takes Picture Of Sedated Patient's What?
  • Group Banned Because Of Their Name?
  • Hmmm. Did Former Judge Say "Naughty" or "Gaudy" ...
  • Teeth In Your Green Beans?
  • Oh No You Didn't Bust That Lady For Dropping The F-bomb At Wal-Mart
  • Gliding While Intoxicated?
  • Judge Said What?
  • Have I Got A Piece Of Property For You!
  • A Doctor Is Kind Of Like A Tailor, Right?
  • Robber's Weapon Of Choice? Tough To Conceal
  • "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
  • Is That Even "Armed" Robbery?
  • Easy Way To Make $45 On Your $5 Investment!
  • How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
  • A Truly Obscene Number Of Obscene Phone Calls
  • Dude, You're Violin Is Killing Me!
  • How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
  • Is BFWI A Crime?
  • Doctor's Troubling Career Ends
  • Pennsylvania Beer Laws ... Say What?
  • Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
  • Damn You Teddy!
  • Dude Must Have Been REALLY Hungry
  • Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
  • You're Stalking The Police?
  • Saved By The Cell ... Phone
  • License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
  • Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
  • Cook Put What In The Steak?
  • Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
  • Punished For Toilet Paper Letter?
  • Beyond Road Rage
  • What, You Don't Find Kohl's Exciting?
  • Interesting Gardening Apparel
  • Really? You Missed A Cyst That Big?
  • Toilet Tissue Tax Tiff
  • Would You Sue Your Mom?
  • Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
  • A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
  • Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
  • Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
  • Maybe Things Aren't Going Well With Your Employer, But ...
  • Think This Poor Kid Has ANY Sober Relatives?
  • If You're Growing Weed, Think Twice About Having Burglar Alarm ...
  • A Robber's Brilliant Disguise
  • Not Exactly A Stand-Up Audi Dealer
  • What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
  • Uh, How Did You Get To Court Today?
  • Teacher, Teacher - This Is No Way To Supplement Your Income
  • Love Bites?
  • Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
  • I Know It's The Most Populous Country In The World, But ...
  • Good Dog, Bad Dog
  • Wow. That's A Cool $20 Coin!
  • Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
  • Isn't Tenure Awesome?
  • A Hurt Much Worse Than Being Dumped
  • Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
  • Doctor Powered His Car With What?
  • Sure, Officers, Come Right In
  • It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room ...
  • Life For Stealing A TV And A Laptop?
  • Sex Doctor Back At It
  • Tell Me You're Not Going To Charge This Guy
  • Bank Robbing 101
  • Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
  • So You're Just Sitting In The Courtroom ...
  • Community Service In 4-Inch Heels?
  • Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog's Testicles ...
  • Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
  • Yes, I Know Spitting Is Gross, But ...
  • How's The Tumidity There?
  • You Call That A Burglary?
  • Not The Most Romantic Place For Intimicay
  • I'll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
  • With A Picnic Table?
  • You Might Think Twice Before Pissing This Kid Off
  • No! Not Another Crime Committed With ... An Octopus!
  • How Do You Revoke Your Own Bond?
  • No, I Won't Drink To That
  • Officer, You Tasered A Cow?
  • Busted For Starting A Pillow Fight
  • The Only Way To Fly ...
  • Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
  • A Real Jury Charmer
  • The City That Banned Karaoke ...
  • Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
  • Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
  • You Named Your Horse "Nutzapper?"
  • Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
  • Son - Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life
  • Quite The Mature Streaker
  • A Doctor Without Boundaries ...
  • Lookout. Here Comes The Judge.
  • Not Your Average Police Dog
  • A Really Strange Tradition
  • Crime Doesn't Pay
  • So Somehow This Is My Fault?
  • Poop Suit
  • If You're Not Ready For The Test ...
  • A Case Of Life Imitating Art?
  • Some Seriously Strange Bonding
  • What About This Idea For Getting To And From The Bar?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
  • Can Employers and Employees Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
  • What Part of "No Omelette" Do You Not Understand?
  • Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
  • The Lake Oswego Police Blotter
  • Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
  • Take That Stinking Parking Ticket And ...
  • How About Theses Excuses For Speeding?
  • Killjoys In Tremonton, Utah
  • Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
  • "He's A Good Dog." I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
  • A Candidate For The World's Worst Driver
  • Former MP's Friend Not Very Helpful In Court
  • Pub Owner Faces The Music
  • Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
  • Judges Speed Too, And This One Lies
  • Yes, You Want To Get To Court On Time, But ...
  • How To Get Sundays Off In South Carolina ...
  • Man In Restaurant Busted For 2 F-Bombs
  • And I Thought Airline Security Was Crazy In The U.S.
  • F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
  • Not The Kind Of "Calling Card" You Want To Leave At The Scene
  • That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
  • Your Honor, You've Been Served
  • Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
  • So Much For "No Cussing" Week
  • You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
  • You Slept Through What?
  • Very Uncool Multitasking
  • Best Defense Strategy Ever? "Her Breasts Are Too Big"
  • It Defintely Pays To Look Where You'e Going ... Or Does It?
  • The Hero Gets A Ticket?
  • Judge Cites Ludacris?
  • The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
  • What Family Wouldn't Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
  • Doesn't Know ... From A Hole In The Ground ...
  • Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
  • Damn Skunk Lover
  • Think This Guy Is Drunk?
  • Teacher Hair Today, Gone ...
  • You Were Doing What In The Restroom?
  • So What's Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
  • Tenure Is Awesome! Just Ask This Teacher ...
  • Sure, It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up ...
  • Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
  • Teacher's Abscence Definitely Not Excused
  • Not Your Average Armed Robbery
  • Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police - On Video?
  • Giving Burglars A Bad Name ...
  • Banned, Convicted Sexual Assaulting Hypnotherapist Awarded Damages For Distress And Anxiety
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
  • Holster That Taser, Bro
  • This Stinks
  • A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven't Considered
  • Some Seriously Smelly Feet
  • Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
  • Quite The Crime Spree
  • What's A Foot Worth?
  • How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
  • Look Out For That #@*&+!
  • Just Don't Complain About The Calzone ...
  • Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
  • One Of The Strangest Toilet Stories Ever
  • A Foot Fondler Hits The Target
  • Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
  • Seriously - You're Giving Me A Ticket For That?
  • Do Not Come Between This Man And His Chicken
  • Armed - With A Dildo - And Dangerous
  • Surely The Best Fake Student - Ever
  • Seriously, Busted For Feet On The Seat?
  • Twin Trouble In Italy
  • Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
  • Registered Socks Offenders
  • Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
  • Need Some Cigarettes? You'll Need A Pick-Up Truck ...
  • I Hate Taunting
  • A Little Too Late For Remorse
  • An Embarrassment To Petty Thieves Everywhere
  • It's My Yard, Beyotch, So Go ...
  • Know When To Say When
  • Indian Security Guards Not Up To The Task
  • Multitasking - A Quintessential Juice Story
  • So, Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
  • A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
  • Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
  • You Drove Drunk Where?
  • Man Loves Dog
  • Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
  • Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
  • Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
  • Can't Bite That
  • Er. Um. Sorry.
  • This Former State Department Officer REALLY Dislikes Arabs
  • Bungling Burglars
  • Doctor Used WHAT To Power His Car?
  • This Is How You Behave At - And After - The Christmas Party?
  • Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
  • They Killed Frosty!
  • How Do You Really Punish Noisy Teen Rockers?
  • A Police Officer And A Cow?
  • Facebook Used For What?
  • You Walked Into A Police Station Doing What? With What?
  • An Unusual ATM Withdrawal
  • The Judge And The Drunk Driver
  • Honey, Our Child Has Been Kidnapped, Again!
  • Blagojevich Unfiltered
  • Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy's House
  • Burglarizing A Haunted House?
  • Uncensored: Blagojevich's F-bombs
  • Do The British Hate Christmas?
  • Suspended For THIS Facebook Post?
  • Hey Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
  • How Much Jail Time For 2 Rooms Full Of Weed?
  • All That To Avoid An $88 Ticket?
  • Ouch! Bad Burglar!
  • Belly Dancer Offers Unusual Defense To A Parking Ticket
  • VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE OR ELSE....
  • S-bomb Brings Contempt, But Not F-bomb?
  • THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF 2008
  • Busted For The Sign On His Truck?
  • VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE!
  • Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
  • Crazy Hoon
  • Kid Busted For Farting In School?
  • Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
  • Seriously Hard-Headed Dude
  • Sex In All Kinds Of Places
  • Not The Best Place To Burn Rubber
  • "Butt Bandit" Busted
  • God And Indiana
  • A Strange Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
  • What's In A Name?
  • What'd You Call Me?
  • Not A Good Time To Burgle
  • The Worst Smelling Bathroom Ever
  • Start Your Day With Some Juice
  • Tell Me They Haven't Outlawed Throwing Snowballs!
  • Before You Confront That Driver Who Cut You Off ...
  • Might As Well Leave A Note With Your Name And Address
  • Seriously - A Lawsuit Involving A Dog Named Shithead
  • 11-Year-Old Whacks Mom On The Head With A Saw
  • Be Kind To Your Cobbler
  • I Happen To Like Macaroni
  • You Will NEVER Guess Where This Dude Built A House
  • Does This Poor Kid Have Any Sober Relatives?
  • Um, Can Another Doctor Read My Films?
  • Seriously, This Is A Crime?
  • Probation For This Kind Of Abuse?
  • Darjeeling Express - Kidnapper Flees India
  • GWI - Gliding While Intoxicated
  • Twice In One Day?
  • What Do You Do If Your Child Tells You She Has Been Bullied?
  • Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
  • Does Judge Buy Lame Speeding Excuse?
  • Is Having Sex While Driving Legal?
  • I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
  • Oh No You Didn't Show Up At The Courthouse In That
  • Food Been A Little Crunchy Lately?
  • Prison For Search Engine Results?
  • You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
  • Good Drinking Buddy And A Good Doctor?
  • Going To Jail Over How Much?
  • What's Wrong With Friday?
  • Possibly The Worst Driver In History
  • Shit Kills?
  • Seriously, You Want The Dog That Badly?
  • This Really, Really Sucks!
  • Shoot Me, Please!
  • If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
  • Definitely Not A Cat Lover
  • Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
  • Run, Do Not Walk, From This Doctor's Office
  • Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
  • Teacher Did What?
  • Not Your Average Heist
  • Pet Shop Pappy
  • Driving And Doing What?
  • Not The Way To Deal With The Troop Shortage
  • If You Love Me, Steal That Car
  • A Final Attempt To Get Justice?
  • A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras ...
  • Men Across New York Hail Judge's Ruling
  • Busted For Hugging?
  • Another Day, Another Tasering
  • Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
  • Your Money And Your Feet!
  • Dude Really Needs To Chill
  • One Wicked Lady
  • You Were Battered By What?
  • One Really Creepy Firefighter
  • A Good Day For Johns
  • Dude Busted For Stickers On His Car?
  • Full Nudity, Anyone?
  • You're Telling Me It's Illegal For Men To Go Topless?
  • Twelve-Year-Old Kid Did What?
  • Not A Kid You Would Want As A Neighbor ...
  • What's Wrong With The Barter System?
  • If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank ...
  • Do The Dishes, Or Else
  • Sure, Spitting Is Gross, But ...
  • Can You Run Yourself Over?
  • As Ye Sew ...
  • One Hot Kitchen
  • Flying Through The Air With A Dog On His Arm?
  • How Do You Miss A Cyst That Big?
  • What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
  • Where Are My Breasts?
  • Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
  • Police To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
  • The Dangers Of Burping
  • Sick Man's "Best Friend"
  • What Happened To Personal Responsibility?
  • Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
  • Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
  • Digging Up Corpse Why?
  • For Labor Day, A Story About A Working Man
  • An F-Bomber Himself?
  • Busted For Dropping The F-Bomb At Wal-Mart?
  • Mayors Gone Mad?
  • Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
  • Cheerleaders Can't Wear School-Issued Cheering Uniforms In School?
  • Mother Trucker! Homeowner's Association Just Says "No"
  • A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
  • Bad Doctor, Bad Boss
  • Ignore Overdue Library Books At Your Peril
  • Condom Buyer's Remorse?
  • Walking The Line, Sort Of
  • Hooters Girl Sues Hooters Over Contest
  • Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
  • Virginia Keeps Unconstitutional Laws On The Books
  • Shhh. Kids, You Can Get R-Rated Movies At The Library. Jackass?
  • After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
  • Judge Forces Parents To Paddle And Spank Their Kids?
  • When Is A Strip Club Not A Strip Club?
  • Now THIS Is Speeding
  • Free Porn?
  • Yes, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
  • God Drops By A 7-Eleven
  • This Granny Is Off Her Rocker
  • That's No Way To Treat A Car Thief
  • Rockers Need Their Booze ...
  • Never Douse Yourself With Gasoline ...
  • Keep The Cat Away From This Guy
  • Illegal Butt Crack?
  • You Outlawed Dancing?
  • The Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
  • You Put A Video Screen Where In Your Car? And It Was Playing What?
  • This Guy Has To Be The World's Worst Driver
  • No Bride Or Groom, And The Marriage Is Legal?
  • Lie, And You'll Get By ...
  • Employee Fired For Calling Cops On Shoplifter
  • Solitary For Hairy Boy?
  • A Wicked Foster Mother
  • You Named Your Kid What?
  • The Jeans That Keep On Giving?
  • Where's My Ear?
  • A Long Strange Trip ...
  • What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
  • No, You Can't Look In My Bag
  • Dad Picks Wrong Place To Rob
  • A Graduation To Remember ...
  • When You "Assume" ...
  • You Called The Judge A What?
  • It's My Yard, So Go ....
  • Sock Thief Gets How Long?
  • Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Pilot Has ...
  • You Call That A Potato Chip?
  • Beware The Teddy Bear
  • Judge Not Pleased With Outrageously Long Complaint, Moved To Prose
  • Do NOT Piss Off This Boy
  • Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
  • No You Didn't Just Give Me A Ticket For That
  • Officer, I Swear It's Just Soap!
  • Eviction Over A Candy Wrapper?
  • Cat Microwaved By Lawyer?
  • I WON'T Drink To That
  • Lawsuit Over One Penny?
  • What's In A Name?
  • Um, That's Not My Weed?
  • Just Bad Luck? Or ...
  • Not The Most Intelligent Way To Protest High Gas Prices
  • A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth?
  • Mowing While Intoxicated?
  • Naked Jogging Priest With A Novel Defense
  • God Deals Coke?
  • Motion Not To Cry?
  • No Bonus Points For Making Parole Appointment?
  • This Guy LOVES His Car
  • What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
  • Another Crime Committed With An Octopus?
  • Whoa There, Your Honor
  • A Couple Strange Louisiana Laws - Silly String & Butt Cleft
  • A Most Unusual Weapon
  • Big Brother And The "Legal Weed" Bottle Cap
  • So You Want To Be A Doctor?
  • Pot Yes, Tobacco No?
  • Obscenity Trial Judge's Porn Website
  • Coincidence? What Do You Think?
  • A Very Cooperative Suspect
  • If You're Going To Turn Yourself In ...
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Ban ...
  • What Goes Around ...
  • Hey Judge In Wal-Mart DEATH Case - You're NOT Funny
  • That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
  • Life Imitating Art?
  • If You Curse In Saudi Arabia, You Better Hope You Get A "Disbelief" Judge, Not A "Heresy" Judge
  • The Next Time You Think You Heard Something In The Closet ...
  • Your Honor Said What?
  • Another Bizarre Fetish ...
  • The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?
  • The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
  • 10 Years In The Clink - And Lifelong Embarrassment
  • Death Sentence For Masturbating?
  • Best Notice of Appeal - Ever
  • Boared Thief Gives Police A Hand
  • Not The Best Time To Be Calling 911 ...
  • The $341,000 Fly?
  • This Diet Sucks!
  • How Many Wives (And Kids) Is Enough?
  • This Kid Is In Some SERIOUS Trouble
  • As You Brag, So Shall You ...
  • How About This Defense?
  • Not Your Average Fetish
  • If Guinness Book Had A Category For Peeping Toms ...
  • Sex And Knife Play?
  • Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
  • Not The Best Landlords
  • Dude Stole From The Wrong Folks
  • What Is The Punishment For Firing A Gun In The Air?
  • So Much For Customer Service!
  • Okay, So Maybe Working In A Nursing Home Isn't The Best Job, But ...
  • 65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
  • More Weird And Wacky British Laws
  • Tennessee Republican Leader With Some Serious Gender Issues
  • Kid Gets Suspended For This?
  • Male Lawyer Called Female Lawyer What?
  • So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
  • Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
  • Lesbians Sue lesbians?
  • Cops Summon A Three-Year-Old?
  • This Is How You Examine Someone For An Ear Infection?
  • Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
  • Lawyer Said What To The Judge?
  • A One Month Suspension For What?
  • Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
  • Felons Can't Vote In Idaho But ...
  • Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
  • Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
  • Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
  • Strip Search?
  • Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A ...
  • Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
  • Does Home Seller Have A Legal Obligation To Disclose That The Neighbor Is Wacky?
  • Apparently It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy - If ...
  • Good Throw Foils Robbery - Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
  • You're A Judge, And This Is Really Your Defense?
  • It's A Bird. It's A Plane. No, It's A Sausage!
  • Ladies Kissing Ladies In Singapore
  • "Naughty" or "Gaudy?"
  • Life In Jail For Abusing ATM Glitch?
  • The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
  • Judge Drops A-Bomb On "Victim"
  • How Did Attorney Stop Disciplinary Proceedings? By Becoming A Judge!
  • Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep In Class...
  • All Whites, Please Leave The Courtroom
  • Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
  • Casino Shafts Banned Man
  • A Court Reporter Not To Be Messed With
  • A Picnic Table?
  • Stabbed For Being Friendly?
  • This TOTALLY Bites!
  • I'm Getting That Damned Motorcycle!
  • Threats Of Killing For Better Test Scores?
  • Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
  • Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
  • Aussie TV - Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
  • Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
  • What Hand Gesture - Not The Bird - Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
  • No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
  • On The Lam After Ham Slam
  • What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
  • An Unforgettable Lap Dance
  • Judge Hit With F-Bombs, S-Bombs, BS-Bombs ...
  • DNA Samples from 5-Year-Olds?
  • Book Hierarchy In Jail?
  • Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru
  • Right To Dry?
  • The Most Bizarre Toilet Story EVER
  • What Does It Take To Ban A Doctor In New Zealand?
  • Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
  • You Can Ignore That Speeding Ticket If ...
  • You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
  • Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
  • Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
  • Yes, There Is Such A Thing As "Bad Publicity"
  • Case Took How Long To Wend Its Way Through The System?
  • Incredible "American Idol" Story
  • Um. Someone Stole My Jacket?
  • Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work
  • Cook Put What Kind Of Hair In The Steak?
  • Something Else You Shouldn't Do At The Police Station
  • Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
  • Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
  • They've Outlawed Dancing?
  • Think These Two Were Made For Each Other?
  • They Beat Bloggers There
  • Cop Tasered A Cow?
  • Where Is The Last Place You Would Drive A Stolen Car?
  • Not The Typical "Man Loves Dog" Story
  • Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
  • Does MySpace Friend Request Violate A Protection Order?
  • Smells Like Fake Insanity
  • Online Sex Auction Takes A Bizarre Turn ...
  • Would You Vote For This Man?
  • Flashing Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
  • A Man Who Is Quite Serious About His Weed
  • Irony
  • Jail Time For A Handshake?
  • Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
  • Insanity From Italian Judges
  • She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
  • Make Up Your Mind!!!!
  • Not Your Average Texas Legislator
  • Judge Said What To Attorney?
  • Don't Be Hatin'
  • New Rule: No Farting In School
  • Should He Be "Doctor Of The Day?"
  • Short On Street Smarts?
  • Bad Dog! (Don't Eat It. Eat It. Don't Eat It. Eat It.)
  • Not The Model Doctor/Patient Relationship
  • Dude Dissed A Priest For Bad Sermonizing! And Then Sued Him!
  • Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
  • How About A Shot Of Weed Killer?
  • No Matter How Routine The Sex May Have Become ...
  • Man Revokes Own Bond?
  • Quite The Day For Younger Brother
  • Drinking (A Lot!) And ... Riding?
  • Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
  • If You Think Your Job Is Bad ...
  • Oh No You Didn't Mess With My Dog
  • What Happens If You Skip Class At Arson University
  • The Ref Made Me Do It?
  • The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
  • Do You Really Want To Send That Letter?
  • Much, Much Worse Than Kissing Your Sister
  • Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
  • Hmmm. What Should I Put In The "Memo" Line Of This Check I'm Writing To Pay My $5 Parking Ticket?
  • When NOT To Call 911
  • You Do Not Want To Surf This Way
  • If You Or I Did This, We'd Be Breaking Rocks, Fo' Shizzle
  • Fuzzy The Streaker Gets Hosed
  • Dumber Than An Elevator?
  • Lawyer Trying To Be Funny Ends Up Before Disciplinary Board
  • You Got How Many Drunk Driving Convictions?
  • You Do Not Want To Fall Asleep While You're Doing This
  • Certainly Teachers Are Underpaid, But ...
  • Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over ...
  • Strange Happenings In Arkansas
  • Wacky Oklahoma Laws
  • Man Cusses Out Judge And ...
  • Let Them Cut Hair!
  • I Challenge You To A Duel!
  • Wacky Happenings From A California Town
  • So You Think You Love Your Car?
  • Trial Continuance For Surgery On Your ...?
  • Contempt!
  • Not The Best Bedside Manner
  • Fat, Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.
  • Stop Her! She's Practicing Geology Without A License!
  • This Ex-Judge Expects People To Vote For Him?
  • Doctor Takes Photo Of Tattoo On Sedated Patient's Penis - Really
  • Drugs For Sex Doctor Keeps License?
  • 2 Dead, Same Apartment, Within 4 Days?
  • Oregon Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
  • This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
  • This Is How You Guard The No. 2 Flight Risk?
  • Morons In Montana
  • New York Detective Busted - By Kid's MP3 Player
  • Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
  • The Bird - By George W. Bush
  • Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time
  • Dude Avoids Jail For Felony Assault, But Is Going To Jail Anyway?
  • Hair Boy Gets Solitary!
  • Oh No! Not A Student With A "Rat's Tail" Haircut!
  • ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
  • Not A Kid You Would Want In Your Neighborhood
  • One Hot-Tempered Attorney
  • Hauling Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Into Court?
  • ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
  • Wacky British Parking And Traffic Fines
  • This Has Got To Hurt!
  • Tranny Sued For Election Fraud
  • Akon The Fan Launcher?
  • Bad Judge, Very Bad Judge
  • An Arrest For Stealing Virtual Property?
  • Judge TOTALLY Loses It Over Ringing Cell Phone In Court
  • Candy Gran Cut Off By Daughter
  • Crack Smoking Priest
  • Lawyer Quits Law For Professional Boxing
  • The Crazy Case Of The Cussing Canoeist
  • Lawyer Who Can't Stay Out Of Trouble
  • Weird British Laws
  • High School Cheerleaders Suspended For Choreographed Panty Cheer
  • The License Plate Police Are At It Again
  • Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
  • Worker Uses Version Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"
  • Cyberharassment Leads To Suicide. Is It A Crime?
  • Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
  • Japanese Publisher Says Law Is Nuts
  • A Very "Mature" Streaker
  • You're Never Too Old To ...
  • Dude Married A Dog ...
  • Ice Cream And Candy Crimes Serious Business In Britain
  • Mummified Maori Head Art or Not?
  • How Many Obscene Phone Calls Do You Have To Make To Get 2 1/2 Years In Jail?
  • Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
  • I Didn't Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn't Do It.
  • Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How's That?
  • Jewish Student Can't Be Outraged By Swastikas Drawn On Her Door
  • Pretty Pricey Podiatrist
  • Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
  • The Art Of Judicial Decision-Making
  • Foot Fondler Hits Target
  • They Did That To A Dog?
  • Band Banned Because of Name? (Warning: Stop Now If The F-Bomb Offends You)
  • Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
  • Firemen Starting A Fire? At A Firehouse?
  • Sleepbiting?
  • Hey Pops, Pick On Someone Your Own Age
  • Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
  • Don't Say This To A Judge!
  • Judge Said What?
  • A Tooth Fetish? A "Beautiful Tongue?"
  • Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
  • You Are Not Going To Believe This One!
  • Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! One Messed Up Burglar
  • Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
  • Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
  • Crime May Not Pay - But ...
  • Talk About Getting Off On A Technicality
  • Dude - What The Hell Are You Doing In My House?
  • Watch Out For This Eighth-Grader!
  • Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
  • Fasting Man On "Spiritual Quest" Admits Raiding House And ...
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  • Kick The Kitty?
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  • So You're Having Green Beans For Dinner?
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  • Watch Me Do Ecstacy
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  • Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
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  • Doctor Tells Patient "No Sex For 4-6 Weeks" After Surgery, And Then ...
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  • Dude Robs A Church ...
  • If You're Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
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  • English Doctor - Who Repeatedly Failed English Exam - Back Practicing Medicine
  • Leaving Circuit City - Bag Search?
  • Diddle Biddle, Pay The Piper
  • Chipping Away At Student's Free Speech (No, Not "Bong Hits 4 Jesus")
  • Make The Cops Return My Porn!
  • A Slightly Nervous Cab Driver
  • Busted For Feet On Seat?
  • Fudge Shop Fannie Spends 28 Days In Jail - So Far
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  • Talk About A Demotion
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  • Robber Makes Victim Get Change?
  • New Legal Juice Features!
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  • Beware! It's Sausage Boy!
  • Not The Best Bedside Manner
  • Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Just Lie, And You'll Get By
  • Rude Awakening For Sleeping Judge
  • Dude Does Disappearing Act And ...
  • Poor Judge - With Flasher Son - Has Become A Punching Bag
  • Whoa There, Congressman
  • I Married A Monkey
  • Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
  • You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
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  • Ricin Doctor Wants Medical License Back
  • A Real "Bad Boy"
  • Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
  • Not The Nicest Boyfriend
  • Now This Is A Frivolous Lawsuit
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  • Emotional Distress Over Fly In Water
  • Which Witch?
  • Date Rape Drug Doctor Still Working
  • Can You Lose A House You Paid For?
  • This Judge Really Dislikes Lesbians
  • Not James Bond
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  • Sailors With Pornography On Board? No!
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  • Maynard, Maynard, Maynard. You Know You Can't Go Hitting A Police Officer In The Face!
  • Another Deserving "Doctor Of The Day"
  • Suit Over Being Offered Wine As A Bonus?
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  • Drinking Buddy Liability?
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  • Where Is That Damn Gong? (Not for the queen below, but for Chuck's neighbor.)
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  • A Stupid, Stupid Crime - Committed By An Ingrate
  • Sexual Predator Doctor In Virginia Gets Slap On The Wrist - And Is Still Practicing
  • A Serious Failure To Communicate
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  • A Long, Long Cat Fight
  • Yes, A Lawsuit Over The Song "Barbie Girl"
  • Dood - Can You Spel?
  • "Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough"
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  • Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
  • Talk About The Long Con
  • The World's WORST Driver!
  • Texas House of Representatives Screws Up - Royally
  • Talk About Cruel And Unusual Punishment!
  • One Hard-Headed Dude, With A Hard-Luck Girlfriend
  • Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
  • It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up, But....
  • Freedom For Funky Foot Fetishist
  • Not Your Typical Ice Cream Truck
  • Chinese Company Can't Sell "World Cup Air"
  • Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
  • Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
  • Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
  • Not- So-True Confessions
  • If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
  • Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
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  • Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
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  • Tort Reform For Everyone But Judge Bork, Who Filed A $1,000,000+ Tort Suit!
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  • You Would Not Want To Be On A Train With This Man!
  • Would You Vote For This Man? Did He Win His Recall Election?
  • Woman Really A Man, And A Con Man To Boot?
  • Cell Phone Pictures Of Your What?
  • Transgender Minister Reappointed To Lead St. Johns United Methodist Church In Baltimore
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  • Cancer
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  • No Way To Treat Your Mom
  • "Etc." Dress Code?
  • Tattoo Discrimination?
  • Your Honor Says What?
  • Stalking From The Attic?
  • Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
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  • Punching A Juror? Brilliant
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  • This Case Bites
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  • 20 Years For Unlawfully Entering A Dwelling?
  • Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
  • Alaska Judge Said What?
  • Mooning High-Schooler Back In Court Today
  • British Child Molester Walks
  • Cockfighting Is Still Legal?
  • A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
  • Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
  • Navy To Gay Sailor: You're In, You're Out, You're In, You're Out!
  • Not Your Ideal Landlord
  • Should This Boy Be Expelled?
  • Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver's License Already!
  • Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
  • There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
  • This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
  • How To Get Away With Kidnapping - And Other Crimes
  • Judge, That's My State (And Sea)
  • How To End A Fight With Your Wife?
  • Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
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  • Judge Said What?
  • Shrink Needs A Shrink
  • My God is Bigger Than Your God; SSN Is The Mark Of The Beast
  • Reporter Offended, Sends Bizarre Package To A Critic
  • Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
  • Judge Biddle, Rhymes With ....
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  • You Say There's What In My Soap?
  • Given This Law (Among Many Others) It Would Be Difficult For Me To Live In Oklahoma (Outside Of A Jail Cell, Anyway)
  • Remember The Alamo?
  • Evil Neighbor, Age 81, Is Off To Jail
  • So What Happened To The Shoe Fetishist?
  • Man Tries To Hang Himself From Tree & Fails, Then Sues Psychiatric Facility He Told He Was Fine
  • Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?
  • Jury Says "Not Guilty" - Man Still In Jail 20 Years Later
  • Legal Marriage - Without A Bride Or Groom - Montana Style
  • Seven Lesbians, A Man, some DVDs ...
  • The Man Brought A Grenade Into The Courthouse... And He's A Lawyer!
  • Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
  • If You Want To Be Certain You'll Lose Your Case, Send Letters Like This To The Judge
  • Children Refuse To Take Mother's Body From Morgue - 4 Years After She Died!
  • When You Want "411," Make Very, Very Sure You Don't Dial ""911" Like This Poor Retired Teacher Did!
  • Lunar Land Sale - And People Bought It!
  • More On Those Crazy Swedes And Their Strict Naming Laws
  • Psycho Shoe Fetishist; Does He Prefer Women's Shoes Over Women?
  • You Would NOT Want This Man As Your Doctor
  • Neverending Amazement At What People Will Do For Prizes; But Is Incredibly Idiotic Contest A Crime?
  • The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It's Go Time.
  • Hands Off The Cat - Or I'll Shoot!
  • Lawyer Hires Biker Gang To Collect Fees From Clients
  • Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
  • Husband And Wife Despise Each Other. New York Jury Won't Let Them Divorce!
  • Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
  • Pay Taxes On Time. Get Fined Anyway. Justice, New York Style
  • Dad, Give Me The Money And Don't Call My Girlfriend A Slut... Or Else!
  • Sweden May Have Free Health Care. But What If You're A Transvestite And You Want To Change Your Name?
  • Sew Many Typos; So Little Thyme
  • The "Judge" Of Tigerton Dells Is Out! “The Adventures of Wickstrom: Part Two”
  • The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
  • Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
  • Mercy! Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
  • Wisconsin Secession: “The Adventures Of ‘Judge’ Wickstrom: Part One”
  • Student Calls Principal Fucker+, And Gets Charged With A Misdemeanor. Lawyer Says Law Is Unconstitutional, And Traces Origins And Usage Of "Fuck"
  • Idaho State Motto Will Violate Idaho Law!
  • Kids Of Sperm Donor To Inherit. The Proof Is In The Eyebrow!
  • Motion For A Skin Change Operaton To White (But Not A Nose Job Like Jacko)
  • Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
  • Do Not Put Your Child In The Dryer!
  • Judge And Lawyer Argue Over "Tie." Who Wins?
  • Stealing Crawfish Twice, Kidnapping, Or Sexual Battery Of The Infirm? In Louisiana, Which Will Get You More Jail Time?
  • IBM Heiress Adopts Her Lover. As A "Grandchild," Does She Inherit?
  • Sane Feminist or Crazy Aunt Louisa? There's Money At Stake. What Do You Think?
  • Another Reason To Fear Jail Showers?
  • "Oh Sh*t!" Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana ... It's Not Mine!
  • Lawyer Microwaves Cat - Really - And Claims It Was An Accident!
  • Rhyming Judge Calls Woman "Whore." Me Thinks That He Will Rhyme No More.
  • Wendy's, Toilet Paper, and Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
  • A Trial Continuance Due To Surgery On Your What?
  • S-Bombs, F-Bombs, BS-Bombs. What's A Judge To Do?
  • #1 Notice of Appeal - Ever
  • Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
  • Judge Gets F-Bombed, And More. The Penalty?
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  • Judge Orders a Truly Alternative Dispute Resolution
  • Food Lion Manager Eggs Coupon-Wielding Customer; Customer Gets Revenge In Court
  • Justice for Nasty, Belittling, Heartless Florida Judge?
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