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  • Traffic Sign Hijacked, To The Dismay Of Australian Prime Minister
  • It's Called Jury DUTY For A Reason
  • Better To Be Late For Work Than To Do This To Yourself
  • You Have A Gun In Your What?
  • $20 Down And Payment Plan For A Hitman?
  • Not Your Typical Assault
  • 6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
  • Pain. Serious Pain
  • This Law Is Nuts
  • You're Banning The Movie For That? Not Cool
  • Third Time Definitely Not A Charm ...
  • A Few Silly Laws
  • Crazy Domains Ad With Pam Anderson Banned - Too Much Skin?
  • Getting Rid Of A Stupid Law?
  • If You Aren't Married - Keep Your Distance
  • Could A Doctor Really Continue Practicing After All This?
  • Talk About Patience ...
  • Starbucks, Or Bikini Bottoms Espresso Stand?
  • So, You Think You're Job Is Bad?
  • This Is What You To Do A Sock Thief?
  • South Carolina Requires "Subversives" To Register - Really
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Call Your Client That
  • Did The Judge Really Say That?
  • Stealing Shoes From The Dead?
  • Virginia Is For Lovers ... Unless They Are Gay ...
  • Glad To See You, Or ...
  • Scorned Men Have Fury Too
  • Two Rooms Filled With Weed. You're Doing Time, Right?
  • Do NOT Tell Me The Two Of You Did All Of This To Avoid A Ticket!
  • Might Not Wanna Play Dice With This Dude
  • So This Cat Makes Itself At Home In The Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
  • Don't Try This In Your Neighborhood
  • You Really Think A Jury Will Believe You Did This In Your Sleep?
  • A Not-So-Happy Gilmore ...
  • Saved By The Cell
  • No! Not The Butt Bandit!
  • Isn't It Ironic?
  • Unaware Or Unafraid?
  • Mugging Victim Takes "Feeling No Pain" To Another Level
  • Should You Be Allowed To Do This To A Kitten?
  • Who Taught This Kid How To "Fish"?
  • Should You Call The Cops When You Get Punched? Not Always.
  • Sorry, But You're Too "Ellen" For This Job
  • Doctor Of The Day? I Am Not Worthy. Really.
  • A Very Unusual Bedside Manner ...
  • The Dumbest Traffic Ticket Ever?
  • You Can't Fire Us For That!
  • Three Months For Five Firecrackers?
  • Excuse Me, Sir. You May NOT Bring That Into The Hospital!
  • Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Call The Judge That
  • The 12th Commandment: Don't Be Afraid
  • Hmm. If You're Involved In An Illegal Transaction, Should You Call The Police If One Party Reneges?
  • Love That Rabies ... Law
  • If It Weren't For Bad Luck, This Fella Might Not Have Any Luck At All
  • Nudity In Art Gallery? Shocking
  • An Anger Management Course, Perhaps?
  • Nicely Done, Your Honor
  • With A "Friend" Like This ...
  • Pudding And Lemonade? No Thanks
  • Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
  • Tell Me You Didn't Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
  • Holy Nativity Scene, Batman!
  • Dude Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt - Really
  • Church Robbery Thwarted By God?
  • Thanks, "Friend"
  • Do You Solemnly Swear To Look Up Every Word You Don't Know?
  • What Is It With McDonald's Customers Lately?
  • Do NOT Get Between This Woman And Her Chicken Nuggets
  • It Appears This Fella Just Wanted To Be Left Alone ...
  • Lawyer Partakes Of Not So Legal Juice, In The Courthouse
  • Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
  • Dude Sues For His Penthouse
  • New Year's Resolution: Quieter Sex Or Move To Single Family Home
  • Not A Good Way To Beckon In The New Year
  • It's Hard To Believe These Fellas Were Caught
  • My Weed? Why Would You Think That?
  • The Darjeeling Express - "Kidnapper" Flees India
  • Not The Best Way To Treat Your Tenants ...
  • These Folks Must REALLY Love This Dog, Or Really Hate Each Other (Or Both)
  • Man Had Sex With A What?
  • Really? A Motion To Continue A Trial For That?
  • Father Told Congregation What?
  • Cop Brandished Gun At Washington, DC Snowball Fight?
  • Think Twice Before You Stick Out Your Tongue
  • Speed Camera Photographs Birds ...
  • So, How's That Cult Going?
  • Let Me Get This Straight
  • If You Thought We Were Past People Having A Problem With Long Hair, Think Again
  • So Threesomes Are Okay?
  • Sure It's A Good Idea To Make Sure You're Clean Before You Leave The House, But ...
  • Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
  • Please Mister, Don't Kill Frosty!
  • This Is A Strange One
  • Busted For The Stickers On His Car?
  • Might As Well Have A Neon "DUI" Sign On Your Truck
  • Woman Must Have REALLY Wanted To Ski
  • Perhaps The Last Place You Would Expect Someone To Grow Marijuana
  • Dude - It's An Xbox - Chillax
  • Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
  • Quite The Multitasker
  • Lick My Toes And Film It With A Phone!
  • Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
  • What's Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System's Computers?
  • I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
  • Not The Usual Context For "You Want A Piece Of This?"
  • Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest ...
  • Five "Security Guards" And One Streaker ...
  • Really? You're Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
  • Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
  • Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F...
  • There Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop - Though They Might Surprise You
  • An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
  • You Think It's Easy Carrying A Coffin Without Dropping It?
  • We're Supposed To Believe You Slept Through That?
  • Tell Me You Didn't Taser A 10-Year-Old Girl
  • Of All The Places To Set Up An Indoor Marijuana Farm ...
  • You Sure You Want To Sell That Door-To-Door?
  • An Excellent Deposition Performance
  • Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
  • A Simple victim, a simple scammer ...
  • Turning Yourelf In Is Great. But ...
  • Boy Plays With Fire, Will Have To Pay The Consequences, And I Do Mean "Pay"
  • A Sex Emergency
  • This Is How You Show Your Respect For Your Mother?
  • It's Called A "Car Wash" Not A ...
  • Parent Left Messages For Teacher Saying What?
  • What Does Jury Duty Have To Do With The Wrinkles On A Dog's Testicles?
  • "What's In A Name?" Plenty, Says The Judge
  • Were These Five Men Able To "Make Their Luck?"
  • What's Wrong With Bartering? Everything, In This Case
  • I Can't Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It
  • Bank Robber And His "Go To" Bank
  • Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or ...
  • A Down-Home Welcome To Athens, Georgia
  • Tell Me You Didn't Bring A Grenade Into The Courthouse
  • Is That A Ferret In Your Pants, Or ....
  • Clearly These Guys Are Not Cut Out For A Life Of Crime
  • Did Governor Schwarzenegger Drop The F-Bomb In A Letter To The California State Assembly?
  • Would You Do This To Prevent A Burglar From Entering Your Home?
  • Not The Best Father/Son Bonding Experience
  • No Coke, Pepsi
  • Lawyer Loses Motion - Does Not Take It Well - At All
  • That's Just Ludacris, Judge
  • LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated - Really
  • When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
  • Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
  • Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
  • It's Just Politics? Not In This Household
  • Outsmarted By An Elevator?
  • Shoot To Miss?
  • Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Absolutely
  • You're Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
  • Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
  • You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
  • You Didn't Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
  • Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
  • Drugs In Malaysia - A BAD Idea
  • Born On 7/7/77 - Wouldn't You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
  • That'll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
  • I'm Guessing This Woman Hasn't Robbed Many Banks
  • Not Your Typical Car Ride
  • Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
  • Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
  • If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude ...
  • What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
  • This Guy Obviously Doesn't Rollerblade To Relax
  • How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
  • Really? Armed Robbery For That?
  • Busted For Acting Like Borat
  • Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
  • Holy Roller?
  • Call The Police! Someone's Being Attacked!
  • Police Officers Conducting Searching Having Wii Too Much Fun
  • Can't A Guy Just Do His Laundry Without Being Arrested?
  • The Baby Name Police Strike Again
  • Excuse Me. What Did You Just Call Me?
  • The King Of Peeping Toms?
  • Man Violates Parking Meter
  • What? You Want Your Tip Back?
  • Seriously? I Can't Tip The Gravedigger?
  • You Expected To Get Away On That?
  • Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
  • Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
  • Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
  • You Call That An Apology?
  • [Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against ...
  • An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
  • McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald's?
  • So It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy?
  • You're Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
  • Better Than Flying First Class?
  • Naked Jogging Priest Says What?
  • One Year In Jail For Man With Strange Fetish
  • I Don't Like The Smell Of This Proposed Honolulu Law
  • iPhone Catches Muggers
  • Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For ...
  • Are You Saying That It's Wrong To Have Sex With My Patient?
  • Man On The Lam After Ham Slam
  • A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? ... I Mean ...
  • Illegal Nudity In An Art Gallery?
  • Burglar's Serious Chutzpah
  • Are You Sure You Want To Steal THAT Car?
  • I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
  • If You Don't Like The Food, DON'T COMPLAIN
  • Does Lightning Strike The Same Place Twice?
  • Bad Babysitter Arrested?
  • Oh Really? And Just How Would You Smuggle 14 Live Birds From Vietnam To Los Angeles?
  • Tasered, With A Twist
  • How To Burgle And Assure You'll Be Caught
  • This Guy Really Loves His Car
  • Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
  • Cab Driver Jumps The Gun
  • Think This Guy Can Be Rehabilitated?
  • Yes, That Was An Alligator On Cruising By On That Bicycle
  • Burglar Foiled By Calling For A Cab?
  • Did Grandfather Grope Minnie Mouse At Disney World?
  • Do Not Yawn In This Judge's Courtroom
  • What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
  • Don't Mess With My Dog
  • Some Serious Polygamy
  • I'm Certain You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
  • To Be, Or Not To Be - A Potato Chip, That Is
  • As If Running A Marathon Isn't Hard Enough
  • Streaker Gets Hosed
  • Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough
  • Talk About Getting A Break ...
  • Sometimes, What Goes Around Comes Around
  • I Would Not Want To Go To This School
  • Police Officer Says He'll Tase Man Where?
  • Is Husband Really Okay With Cheating Wife?
  • Songbird-Fighting Ring?
  • Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning ...
  • White People, Please Leave The Courtroom
  • An Interesting Way To Stock Your Resale Store?
  • Sentenced To Caning For Drinking A Beer?
  • Good New / Bad News
  • Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
  • Using Your iPhone Phone To Find Pot?
  • Boy Hits Mom On The Head With What?
  • Those Darn Hospital Visiting Rules ...
  • Can You Stalk Someone From The Attic?
  • Court Doesn't Like Friday?
  • You DON'T Want To Roll This Guy's House
  • A Right To Dry?
  • Man F-bombed Judge And ...
  • Crunchy, Crunchy Food
  • Doctor Takes Picture Of Sedated Patient's What?
  • Group Banned Because Of Their Name?
  • Hmmm. Did Former Judge Say "Naughty" or "Gaudy" ...
  • Teeth In Your Green Beans?
  • Oh No You Didn't Bust That Lady For Dropping The F-bomb At Wal-Mart
  • Gliding While Intoxicated?
  • Judge Said What?
  • Have I Got A Piece Of Property For You!
  • A Doctor Is Kind Of Like A Tailor, Right?
  • Robber's Weapon Of Choice? Tough To Conceal
  • "I'm Not The Best Criminal"
  • Is That Even "Armed" Robbery?
  • Easy Way To Make $45 On Your $5 Investment!
  • How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
  • A Truly Obscene Number Of Obscene Phone Calls
  • Dude, You're Violin Is Killing Me!
  • How Can You Convict One Twin If You Can't Tell Them Apart?
  • Is BFWI A Crime?
  • Doctor's Troubling Career Ends
  • Pennsylvania Beer Laws ... Say What?
  • Dear, I Think That Man Was Driving Backwards
  • Damn You Teddy!
  • Dude Must Have Been REALLY Hungry
  • Can A Lady Just Mail A Letter Without Being Harassed?
  • You're Stalking The Police?
  • Saved By The Cell ... Phone
  • License Plate "0" May Be #1 In Parking Tickets
  • Clerk Makes Himself Immortal
  • Cook Put What In The Steak?
  • Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
  • Punished For Toilet Paper Letter?
  • Beyond Road Rage
  • What, You Don't Find Kohl's Exciting?
  • Interesting Gardening Apparel
  • Really? You Missed A Cyst That Big?
  • Toilet Tissue Tax Tiff
  • Would You Sue Your Mom?
  • Can You Have Your Pot And Eat It Too?
  • A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
  • Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son's "First"
  • Drunk People Make Bad Decisions
  • Maybe Things Aren't Going Well With Your Employer, But ...
  • Think This Poor Kid Has ANY Sober Relatives?
  • If You're Growing Weed, Think Twice About Having Burglar Alarm ...
  • A Robber's Brilliant Disguise
  • Not Exactly A Stand-Up Audi Dealer
  • What's Wrong With Strip Poker?
  • Uh, How Did You Get To Court Today?
  • Teacher, Teacher - This Is No Way To Supplement Your Income
  • Love Bites?
  • Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
  • I Know It's The Most Populous Country In The World, But ...
  • Good Dog, Bad Dog
  • Wow. That's A Cool $20 Coin!
  • Serious Beatdown Over An OLD Affair
  • Isn't Tenure Awesome?
  • A Hurt Much Worse Than Being Dumped
  • Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
  • Doctor Powered His Car With What?
  • Sure, Officers, Come Right In
  • It Definitely Pays To Thoroughly Clean Your Room ...
  • Life For Stealing A TV And A Laptop?
  • Sex Doctor Back At It
  • Tell Me You're Not Going To Charge This Guy
  • Bank Robbing 101
  • Chuck Norris Is In The Protection Business?
  • So You're Just Sitting In The Courtroom ...
  • Community Service In 4-Inch Heels?
  • Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog's Testicles ...
  • Judge DROPS The F-bomb - Constructively, Of Course
  • Yes, I Know Spitting Is Gross, But ...
  • How's The Tumidity There?
  • You Call That A Burglary?
  • Not The Most Romantic Place For Intimicay
  • I'll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
  • With A Picnic Table?
  • You Might Think Twice Before Pissing This Kid Off
  • No! Not Another Crime Committed With ... An Octopus!
  • How Do You Revoke Your Own Bond?
  • No, I Won't Drink To That
  • Officer, You Tasered A Cow?
  • Busted For Starting A Pillow Fight
  • The Only Way To Fly ...
  • Busted For - Literally - Throwing Money Out The Window
  • A Real Jury Charmer
  • The City That Banned Karaoke ...
  • Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
  • Cat Makes Itself At Home In Neighbor's Yard, And The Neighbor Get's A Ticket?
  • You Named Your Horse "Nutzapper?"
  • Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
  • Son - Fat, Drunk and Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life
  • Quite The Mature Streaker
  • A Doctor Without Boundaries ...
  • Lookout. Here Comes The Judge.
  • Not Your Average Police Dog
  • A Really Strange Tradition
  • Crime Doesn't Pay
  • So Somehow This Is My Fault?
  • Poop Suit
  • If You're Not Ready For The Test ...
  • A Case Of Life Imitating Art?
  • Some Seriously Strange Bonding
  • What About This Idea For Getting To And From The Bar?
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Try To Rob THAT Village
  • Can Employers and Employees Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
  • What Part of "No Omelette" Do You Not Understand?
  • Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
  • The Lake Oswego Police Blotter
  • Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
  • Take That Stinking Parking Ticket And ...
  • How About Theses Excuses For Speeding?
  • Killjoys In Tremonton, Utah
  • Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
  • "He's A Good Dog." I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
  • A Candidate For The World's Worst Driver
  • Former MP's Friend Not Very Helpful In Court
  • Pub Owner Faces The Music
  • Dude, You're iTouch Is On Fire - No, I Mean It's Really "On Fire"
  • Judges Speed Too, And This One Lies
  • Yes, You Want To Get To Court On Time, But ...
  • How To Get Sundays Off In South Carolina ...
  • Man In Restaurant Busted For 2 F-Bombs
  • And I Thought Airline Security Was Crazy In The U.S.
  • F-Bombs Hurled At Judge; "No You" Says Judge. The Result?
  • Not The Kind Of "Calling Card" You Want To Leave At The Scene
  • That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
  • Your Honor, You've Been Served
  • Tell Me You Didn't Crash That Funeral
  • So Much For "No Cussing" Week
  • You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
  • You Slept Through What?
  • Very Uncool Multitasking
  • Best Defense Strategy Ever? "Her Breasts Are Too Big"
  • It Defintely Pays To Look Where You'e Going ... Or Does It?
  • The Hero Gets A Ticket?
  • Judge Cites Ludacris?
  • The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
  • What Family Wouldn't Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
  • Doesn't Know ... From A Hole In The Ground ...
  • Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
  • Damn Skunk Lover
  • Think This Guy Is Drunk?
  • Teacher Hair Today, Gone ...
  • DUI Judge - Now The Juice Is REALLY Ticked Off
  • So What's Wrong With Returning A Lobster?
  • Tenure Is Awesome! Just Ask This Teacher ...
  • Must Be Nice To Be A Judge
  • Memo To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
  • Teacher's Abscence Definitely Not Excused
  • Not Your Average Armed Robbery
  • Just Two Drinks? Really? And You Said What To The Police - On Video?
  • Giving Burglars A Bad Name ...
  • Banned, Convicted Sexual Assaulting Hypnotherapist Awarded Damages For Distress And Anxiety
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • You Think Einstein Used Ecstacy?
  • Holster That Taser, Bro
  • This Stinks
  • A Use For A Chicken That You Probably Haven't Considered
  • Some Seriously Smelly Feet
  • Doctor "Do Whatever I Please"
  • Quite The Crime Spree
  • What's A Foot Worth?
  • How Many Dogs Can You Have Until Your Home Is Considered A "Kennel?"
  • Look Out For That #@*&+!
  • Just Don't Complain About The Calzone ...
  • Not The Smartest Way To Express Displeasure With Your Lawyer And The Jury
  • One Of The Strangest Toilet Stories Ever
  • A Foot Fondler Hits The Target
  • Tell Me You Didn't File A Lawsuit Over That
  • Seriously - You're Giving Me A Ticket For That?
  • Do Not Come Between This Man And His Chicken
  • Armed - With A Dildo - And Dangerous
  • Surely The Best Fake Student - Ever
  • Seriously, Busted For Feet On The Seat?
  • Twin Trouble In Italy
  • Wendy's, Toilet Paper, And ... A Lawsuit?
  • Registered Socks Offenders
  • Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
  • Need Some Cigarettes? You'll Need A Pick-Up Truck ...
  • I Hate Taunting
  • A Little Too Late For Remorse
  • An Embarrassment To Petty Thieves Everywhere
  • It's My Yard, Beyotch, So Go ...
  • Know When To Say When
  • Indian Security Guards Not Up To The Task
  • Multitasking - A Quintessential Juice Story
  • So, Do You Really Know What "Mayhem" Means?
  • A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
  • Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
  • You Drove Drunk Where?
  • Man Loves Dog
  • Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
  • Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
  • Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
  • Can't Bite That
  • Er. Um. Sorry.
  • This Former State Department Officer REALLY Dislikes Arabs
  • Bungling Burglars
  • Doctor Used WHAT To Power His Car?
  • This Is How You Behave At - And After - The Christmas Party?
  • Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
  • They Killed Frosty!
  • How Do You Really Punish Noisy Teen Rockers?
  • A Police Officer And A Cow?
  • Facebook Used For What?
  • You Walked Into A Police Station Doing What? With What?
  • An Unusual ATM Withdrawal
  • The Judge And The Drunk Driver
  • Honey, Our Child Has Been Kidnapped, Again!
  • Blagojevich Unfiltered
  • Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy's House
  • Burglarizing A Haunted House?
  • Uncensored: Blagojevich's F-bombs
  • Do The British Hate Christmas?
  • Suspended For THIS Facebook Post?
  • Hey Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
  • How Much Jail Time For 2 Rooms Full Of Weed?
  • All That To Avoid An $88 Ticket?
  • Ouch! Bad Burglar!
  • Belly Dancer Offers Unusual Defense To A Parking Ticket
  • VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE OR ELSE....
  • S-bomb Brings Contempt, But Not F-bomb?
  • THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF 2008
  • Busted For The Sign On His Truck?
  • VOTE FOR LEGAL JUICE!
  • Not The Best Way To Dispose Of The Evidence
  • Crazy Hoon
  • Kid Busted For Farting In School?
  • Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
  • Seriously Hard-Headed Dude
  • Sex In All Kinds Of Places
  • Not The Best Place To Burn Rubber
  • "Butt Bandit" Busted
  • God And Indiana
  • A Strange Source Of Funds For Heroin Start-Up
  • What's In A Name?
  • What'd You Call Me?
  • Not A Good Time To Burgle
  • The Worst Smelling Bathroom Ever
  • Start Your Day With Some Juice
  • Tell Me They Haven't Outlawed Throwing Snowballs!
  • Before You Confront That Driver Who Cut You Off ...
  • Might As Well Leave A Note With Your Name And Address
  • Seriously - A Lawsuit Involving A Dog Named Shithead
  • 11-Year-Old Whacks Mom On The Head With A Saw
  • Be Kind To Your Cobbler
  • I Happen To Like Macaroni
  • You Will NEVER Guess Where This Dude Built A House
  • Does This Poor Kid Have Any Sober Relatives?
  • Um, Can Another Doctor Read My Films?
  • Seriously, This Is A Crime?
  • Probation For This Kind Of Abuse?
  • Darjeeling Express - Kidnapper Flees India
  • GWI - Gliding While Intoxicated
  • Twice In One Day?
  • What Do You Do If Your Child Tells You She Has Been Bullied?
  • Really, You Won't Allow This License Plate?
  • Does Judge Buy Lame Speeding Excuse?
  • Is Having Sex While Driving Legal?
  • I Love Bacon, But I'm With PETA On This One
  • Oh No You Didn't Show Up At The Courthouse In That
  • Food Been A Little Crunchy Lately?
  • Prison For Search Engine Results?
  • You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
  • Good Drinking Buddy And A Good Doctor?
  • Going To Jail Over How Much?
  • What's Wrong With Friday?
  • Possibly The Worst Driver In History
  • Shit Kills?
  • Seriously, You Want The Dog That Badly?
  • This Really, Really Sucks!
  • Shoot Me, Please!
  • If The Underwear Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit
  • Definitely Not A Cat Lover
  • Ouch! Do NOT Make This Lady Angry!
  • Run, Do Not Walk, From This Doctor's Office
  • Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
  • Teacher Did What?
  • Not Your Average Heist
  • Pet Shop Pappy
  • Driving And Doing What?
  • Not The Way To Deal With The Troop Shortage
  • If You Love Me, Steal That Car
  • A Final Attempt To Get Justice?
  • A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras ...
  • Men Across New York Hail Judge's Ruling
  • Busted For Hugging?
  • Another Day, Another Tasering
  • Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
  • Your Money And Your Feet!
  • Dude Really Needs To Chill
  • One Wicked Lady
  • You Were Battered By What?
  • One Really Creepy Firefighter
  • A Good Day For Johns
  • Dude Busted For Stickers On His Car?
  • Full Nudity, Anyone?
  • You're Telling Me It's Illegal For Men To Go Topless?
  • Twelve-Year-Old Kid Did What?
  • Not A Kid You Would Want As A Neighbor ...
  • What's Wrong With The Barter System?
  • If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank ...
  • Do The Dishes, Or Else
  • Sure, Spitting Is Gross, But ...
  • Can You Run Yourself Over?
  • As Ye Sew ...
  • One Hot Kitchen
  • Flying Through The Air With A Dog On His Arm?
  • How Do You Miss A Cyst That Big?
  • What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
  • Where Are My Breasts?
  • Robber Left What Behind At The Crime Scene?
  • Police To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
  • The Dangers Of Burping
  • Sick Man's "Best Friend"
  • What Happened To Personal Responsibility?
  • Part Two: Library Book Returned, Or Jail?
  • Choice: Return Library Book Or Go To Jail
  • Digging Up Corpse Why?
  • For Labor Day, A Story About A Working Man
  • An F-Bomber Himself?
  • Busted For Dropping The F-Bomb At Wal-Mart?
  • Mayors Gone Mad?
  • Speeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
  • Cheerleaders Can't Wear School-Issued Cheering Uniforms In School?
  • Mother Trucker! Homeowner's Association Just Says "No"
  • A Real "Career Criminal" - Who Gets Bail?
  • Bad Doctor, Bad Boss
  • Ignore Overdue Library Books At Your Peril
  • Condom Buyer's Remorse?
  • Walking The Line, Sort Of
  • Hooters Girl Sues Hooters Over Contest
  • Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
  • Virginia Keeps Unconstitutional Laws On The Books
  • Shhh. Kids, You Can Get R-Rated Movies At The Library. Jackass?
  • After A 30-Foot Fall, Kid Tasered Up To 19 Times
  • Judge Forces Parents To Paddle And Spank Their Kids?
  • When Is A Strip Club Not A Strip Club?
  • Now THIS Is Speeding
  • Free Porn?
  • Yes, "Iron Man" Was Good, But Dude, Seriously ...
  • God Drops By A 7-Eleven
  • This Granny Is Off Her Rocker
  • That's No Way To Treat A Car Thief
  • Rockers Need Their Booze ...
  • Never Douse Yourself With Gasoline ...
  • Keep The Cat Away From This Guy
  • Illegal Butt Crack?
  • You Outlawed Dancing?
  • The Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
  • You Put A Video Screen Where In Your Car? And It Was Playing What?
  • This Guy Has To Be The World's Worst Driver
  • No Bride Or Groom, And The Marriage Is Legal?
  • Lie, And You'll Get By ...
  • Employee Fired For Calling Cops On Shoplifter
  • Solitary For Hairy Boy?
  • A Wicked Foster Mother
  • You Named Your Kid What?
  • The Jeans That Keep On Giving?
  • Where's My Ear?
  • A Long Strange Trip ...
  • What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
  • No, You Can't Look In My Bag
  • Dad Picks Wrong Place To Rob
  • A Graduation To Remember ...
  • When You "Assume" ...
  • You Called The Judge A What?
  • It's My Yard, So Go ....
  • Sock Thief Gets How Long?
  • Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Pilot Has ...
  • You Call That A Potato Chip?
  • Beware The Teddy Bear
  • Judge Not Pleased With Outrageously Long Complaint, Moved To Prose
  • Do NOT Piss Off This Boy
  • Flower Fight Leads To A Severed ...
  • No You Didn't Just Give Me A Ticket For That
  • Officer, I Swear It's Just Soap!
  • Eviction Over A Candy Wrapper?
  • Cat Microwaved By Lawyer?
  • I WON'T Drink To That
  • Lawsuit Over One Penny?
  • What's In A Name?
  • Um, That's Not My Weed?
  • Just Bad Luck? Or ...
  • Not The Most Intelligent Way To Protest High Gas Prices
  • A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth?
  • Mowing While Intoxicated?
  • Naked Jogging Priest With A Novel Defense
  • God Deals Coke?
  • Motion Not To Cry?
  • No Bonus Points For Making Parole Appointment?
  • This Guy LOVES His Car
  • What Are Those Teeth In My Green Beans?
  • Another Crime Committed With An Octopus?
  • Whoa There, Your Honor
  • A Couple Strange Louisiana Laws - Silly String & Butt Cleft
  • A Most Unusual Weapon
  • Big Brother And The "Legal Weed" Bottle Cap
  • So You Want To Be A Doctor?
  • Pot Yes, Tobacco No?
  • Obscenity Trial Judge's Porn Website
  • Coincidence? What Do You Think?
  • A Very Cooperative Suspect
  • If You're Going To Turn Yourself In ...
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Ban ...
  • What Goes Around ...
  • Hey Judge In Wal-Mart DEATH Case - You're NOT Funny
  • That Nosy Swedish National Tax Board Again!
  • Life Imitating Art?
  • If You Curse In Saudi Arabia, You Better Hope You Get A "Disbelief" Judge, Not A "Heresy" Judge
  • The Next Time You Think You Heard Something In The Closet ...
  • Your Honor Said What?
  • Another Bizarre Fetish ...
  • The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?
  • The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
  • 10 Years In The Clink - And Lifelong Embarrassment
  • Death Sentence For Masturbating?
  • Best Notice of Appeal - Ever
  • Boared Thief Gives Police A Hand
  • Not The Best Time To Be Calling 911 ...
  • The $341,000 Fly?
  • This Diet Sucks!
  • How Many Wives (And Kids) Is Enough?
  • This Kid Is In Some SERIOUS Trouble
  • As You Brag, So Shall You ...
  • How About This Defense?
  • Not Your Average Fetish
  • If Guinness Book Had A Category For Peeping Toms ...
  • Sex And Knife Play?
  • Wo. You Don't Want To Catch This Judge On A Bad Day
  • Not The Best Landlords
  • Dude Stole From The Wrong Folks
  • What Is The Punishment For Firing A Gun In The Air?
  • So Much For Customer Service!
  • Okay, So Maybe Working In A Nursing Home Isn't The Best Job, But ...
  • 65-Year-Old Living With Mom Wigs Out
  • More Weird And Wacky British Laws
  • Tennessee Republican Leader With Some Serious Gender Issues
  • Kid Gets Suspended For This?
  • Male Lawyer Called Female Lawyer What?
  • So Much For "Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold"
  • Man Climbs On Roof Of Moving Vehicle?
  • Lesbians Sue lesbians?
  • Cops Summon A Three-Year-Old?
  • This Is How You Examine Someone For An Ear Infection?
  • Traffic Court Judge, Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Traffic Tickets, In The Soup Again.
  • Lawyer Said What To The Judge?
  • A One Month Suspension For What?
  • Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
  • Felons Can't Vote In Idaho But ...
  • Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
  • Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
  • Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
  • Strip Search?
  • Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A ...
  • Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
  • Does Home Seller Have A Legal Obligation To Disclose That The Neighbor Is Wacky?
  • Apparently It's Okay To Invade Brittany Spears' Privacy - If ...
  • Good Throw Foils Robbery - Wright Triumphs Over Wrong
  • You're A Judge, And This Is Really Your Defense?
  • It's A Bird. It's A Plane. No, It's A Sausage!
  • Ladies Kissing Ladies In Singapore
  • "Naughty" or "Gaudy?"
  • Life In Jail For Abusing ATM Glitch?
  • The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warning Ever
  • Judge Drops A-Bomb On "Victim"
  • How Did Attorney Stop Disciplinary Proceedings? By Becoming A Judge!
  • Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep In Class...
  • All Whites, Please Leave The Courtroom
  • Witness Repeatedly F-Bombs Questioning Attorney - Hellish Deposition
  • Casino Shafts Banned Man
  • A Court Reporter Not To Be Messed With
  • A Picnic Table?
  • Stabbed For Being Friendly?
  • This TOTALLY Bites!
  • I'm Getting That Damned Motorcycle!
  • Threats Of Killing For Better Test Scores?
  • Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
  • Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
  • Aussie TV - Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
  • Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
  • What Hand Gesture - Not The Bird - Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
  • No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
  • On The Lam After Ham Slam
  • What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
  • An Unforgettable Lap Dance
  • Judge Hit With F-Bombs, S-Bombs, BS-Bombs ...
  • DNA Samples from 5-Year-Olds?
  • Book Hierarchy In Jail?
  • Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru
  • Right To Dry?
  • The Most Bizarre Toilet Story EVER
  • What Does It Take To Ban A Doctor In New Zealand?
  • Redefining Hard-Up Young Men
  • You Can Ignore That Speeding Ticket If ...
  • You Have NEVER Been This Drunk
  • Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
  • Did The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
  • Yes, There Is Such A Thing As "Bad Publicity"
  • Case Took How Long To Wend Its Way Through The System?
  • Incredible "American Idol" Story
  • Um. Someone Stole My Jacket?
  • Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work
  • Cook Put What Kind Of Hair In The Steak?
  • Something Else You Shouldn't Do At The Police Station
  • Woman Left Man 13 Times - Then He Finally Gave Her The Boot
  • Of All The Places To Relieve Yourself ...
  • They've Outlawed Dancing?
  • Think These Two Were Made For Each Other?
  • They Beat Bloggers There
  • Cop Tasered A Cow?
  • Where Is The Last Place You Would Drive A Stolen Car?
  • Not The Typical "Man Loves Dog" Story
  • Judge Not Impressed By Peace Priest
  • Does MySpace Friend Request Violate A Protection Order?
  • Smells Like Fake Insanity
  • Online Sex Auction Takes A Bizarre Turn ...
  • Would You Vote For This Man?
  • Flashing Belt Buckle In Court Said What?
  • A Man Who Is Quite Serious About His Weed
  • Irony
  • Jail Time For A Handshake?
  • Do NOT Cut And Paste In The Phillipines
  • Insanity From Italian Judges
  • She Said "No Omelette" - Okay?
  • Make Up Your Mind!!!!
  • Not Your Average Texas Legislator
  • Judge Said What To Attorney?
  • Don't Be Hatin'
  • New Rule: No Farting In School
  • Should He Be "Doctor Of The Day?"
  • Short On Street Smarts?
  • Bad Dog! (Don't Eat It. Eat It. Don't Eat It. Eat It.)
  • Not The Model Doctor/Patient Relationship
  • Dude Dissed A Priest For Bad Sermonizing! And Then Sued Him!
  • Whose Foreskin Is It Anyway?
  • How About A Shot Of Weed Killer?
  • No Matter How Routine The Sex May Have Become ...
  • Man Revokes Own Bond?
  • Quite The Day For Younger Brother
  • Drinking (A Lot!) And ... Riding?
  • Yes, Another Wacky "Motion To Continue"
  • If You Think Your Job Is Bad ...
  • Oh No You Didn't Mess With My Dog
  • What Happens If You Skip Class At Arson University
  • The Ref Made Me Do It?
  • The Power Of The Playboy Bunny
  • Do You Really Want To Send That Letter?
  • Much, Much Worse Than Kissing Your Sister
  • Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But ...
  • Hmmm. What Should I Put In The "Memo" Line Of This Check I'm Writing To Pay My $5 Parking Ticket?
  • When NOT To Call 911
  • You Do Not Want To Surf This Way
  • If You Or I Did This, We'd Be Breaking Rocks, Fo' Shizzle
  • Fuzzy The Streaker Gets Hosed
  • Dumber Than An Elevator?
  • Lawyer Trying To Be Funny Ends Up Before Disciplinary Board
  • You Got How Many Drunk Driving Convictions?
  • You Do Not Want To Fall Asleep While You're Doing This
  • Certainly Teachers Are Underpaid, But ...
  • Definitely NOT Something A Teacher Should Do
  • Oh No You Didn't Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over ...
  • Strange Happenings In Arkansas
  • Wacky Oklahoma Laws
  • Man Cusses Out Judge And ...
  • Let Them Cut Hair!
  • I Challenge You To A Duel!
  • Wacky Happenings From A California Town
  • So You Think You Love Your Car?
  • Trial Continuance For Surgery On Your ...?
  • Contempt!
  • Not The Best Bedside Manner
  • Fat, Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.
  • Stop Her! She's Practicing Geology Without A License!
  • This Ex-Judge Expects People To Vote For Him?
  • Doctor Takes Photo Of Tattoo On Sedated Patient's Penis - Really
  • Drugs For Sex Doctor Keeps License?
  • 2 Dead, Same Apartment, Within 4 Days?
  • Oregon Tow Truck Operator Jacked Up A What?
  • This Is Why I'm Boycotting Utah
  • This Is How You Guard The No. 2 Flight Risk?
  • Morons In Montana
  • New York Detective Busted - By Kid's MP3 Player
  • Wo! Washington Judge Censured For Remarks At Training Conference
  • The Bird - By George W. Bush
  • Might Want To Holster That Middle Finger Next Time
  • Dude Avoids Jail For Felony Assault, But Is Going To Jail Anyway?
  • Hair Boy Gets Solitary!
  • Oh No! Not A Student With A "Rat's Tail" Haircut!
  • ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
  • Not A Kid You Would Want In Your Neighborhood
  • One Hot-Tempered Attorney
  • Hauling Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Into Court?
  • ABA JOURNAL’S BLAWG 100
  • Wacky British Parking And Traffic Fines
  • This Has Got To Hurt!
  • Tranny Sued For Election Fraud
  • Akon The Fan Launcher?
  • Bad Judge, Very Bad Judge
  • An Arrest For Stealing Virtual Property?
  • Judge TOTALLY Loses It Over Ringing Cell Phone In Court
  • Candy Gran Cut Off By Daughter
  • Crack Smoking Priest
  • Lawyer Quits Law For Professional Boxing
  • The Crazy Case Of The Cussing Canoeist
  • Lawyer Who Can't Stay Out Of Trouble
  • Weird British Laws
  • High School Cheerleaders Suspended For Choreographed Panty Cheer
  • The License Plate Police Are At It Again
  • Police Chief Makes A Bad Call
  • Worker Uses Version Of "The Dog Ate My Homework"
  • Cyberharassment Leads To Suicide. Is It A Crime?
  • Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
  • Japanese Publisher Says Law Is Nuts
  • A Very "Mature" Streaker
  • You're Never Too Old To ...
  • Dude Married A Dog ...
  • Ice Cream And Candy Crimes Serious Business In Britain
  • Mummified Maori Head Art or Not?
  • How Many Obscene Phone Calls Do You Have To Make To Get 2 1/2 Years In Jail?
  • Let Me Escape Once, Shame On You. Let Me Escape Six Times?
  • I Didn't Do It! Okay, I Did It! He Didn't Do It.
  • Do The Crime, But Not The Time? How's That?
  • Jewish Student Can't Be Outraged By Swastikas Drawn On Her Door
  • Pretty Pricey Podiatrist
  • Teenager, Youngest Elected Official In Indiana History, Serves As Model
  • The Art Of Judicial Decision-Making
  • Foot Fondler Hits Target
  • They Did That To A Dog?
  • Band Banned Because of Name? (Warning: Stop Now If The F-Bomb Offends You)
  • Yes, Another Restroom Arrest
  • Firemen Starting A Fire? At A Firehouse?
  • Sleepbiting?
  • Hey Pops, Pick On Someone Your Own Age
  • Dumb Victim, Dumber Scammer
  • Don't Say This To A Judge!
  • Judge Said What?
  • A Tooth Fetish? A "Beautiful Tongue?"
  • Sealing Your Love With A Glass Of Blood - On Valentine's Day!
  • You Are Not Going To Believe This One!
  • Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! One Messed Up Burglar
  • Cops Sexing It Up On The Job?
  • Still Driving After How Many DUIs?
  • Crime May Not Pay - But ...
  • Talk About Getting Off On A Technicality
  • Dude - What The Hell Are You Doing In My House?
  • Watch Out For This Eighth-Grader!
  • Naked Tickling Burglar Milk Container Urinator?
  • Fasting Man On "Spiritual Quest" Admits Raiding House And ...
  • Just Running Along At The Chicago Marathon and ... Bam!
  • You Talking To Me? You Better Not Be Talking To Me! Even Judges Have Bad Days
  • Not Your Average Criminal
  • There's A What In Your Popcorn?
  • Bloody Duck Fight?
  • New [Sort Of] Juice Features
  • "Nutzapper," The Rules On Naming Horses, And This Simple Lesson: When You Get What You Want, Zip It.
  • Do NOT Let This Doc Read Your X-Rays
  • Judge Pops His Sister?
  • Toilet Tissue Tax To-Do
  • The Best Fake Student Ever
  • Welcome To Dental Hell
  • Kick The Kitty?
  • Judge Digs The Doctor - Seuss, That Is
  • One Stone-Cold Librarian
  • The Best Bra Heist Ever
  • So You're Having Green Beans For Dinner?
  • Kids, Think Twice About Wearing That Wiener Shirt To School
  • Pot Brownie Cop, Who Took Pot From Suspects, Is Not Even Charged! And His Wife's A Peach, Too!
  • Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
  • Watch Me Do Ecstacy
  • Teacher From Hell - And He Teaches Special Ed!
  • Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
  • Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
  • Dude Gets Tased - Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
  • Doctor Tells Patient "No Sex For 4-6 Weeks" After Surgery, And Then ...
  • Wo! This Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
  • Dude Robs A Church ...
  • If You're Growing Weed, Best Not Have A Burglar Alarm!
  • Judge Facing Reprimand For Remark To Slumlord
  • The Meth Man Cometh
  • Ex-Cop On A Mission
  • Not Your Average Mugger
  • Lawsuit Over A Dead Dog Named "Shithead"
  • English Doctor - Who Repeatedly Failed English Exam - Back Practicing Medicine
  • Leaving Circuit City - Bag Search?
  • Diddle Biddle, Pay The Piper
  • Chipping Away At Student's Free Speech (No, Not "Bong Hits 4 Jesus")
  • Make The Cops Return My Porn!
  • A Slightly Nervous Cab Driver
  • Busted For Feet On Seat?
  • Fudge Shop Fannie Spends 28 Days In Jail - So Far
  • The Strangest Way To Earn A Living
  • Talk About A Demotion
  • Scoring Some Broccoli? A Couple Of Really, Really Dumb Criminals
  • Robber Makes Victim Get Change?
  • New Legal Juice Features!
  • This Is How You Steal A Car?
  • Beware! It's Sausage Boy!
  • Not The Best Bedside Manner
  • Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Just Lie, And You'll Get By
  • Rude Awakening For Sleeping Judge
  • Dude Does Disappearing Act And ...
  • Poor Judge - With Flasher Son - Has Become A Punching Bag
  • Whoa There, Congressman
  • I Married A Monkey
  • Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
  • You Do Not Want To Bring Home A Bad Report Card To This Woman
  • Nutty Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher - Pretending To Be Another Parent
  • Ricin Doctor Wants Medical License Back
  • A Real "Bad Boy"
  • Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
  • Not The Nicest Boyfriend
  • Now This Is A Frivolous Lawsuit
  • Power Company Employee Sends Customer A Photo Of Himself In A Bathtub
  • Emotional Distress Over Fly In Water
  • Which Witch?
  • Date Rape Drug Doctor Still Working
  • Can You Lose A House You Paid For?
  • This Judge Really Dislikes Lesbians
  • Not James Bond
  • Saudi Judges With Bankers' Hours?
  • Sailors With Pornography On Board? No!
  • Costner Massage? - Am I The Only One Who Missed This Story?
  • Brain Surgery On Wrong Side
  • Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
  • You Won't Believe How This Doctor Allegedly Screens His Employees
  • FBI Frames Four Men - Pays Big Price
  • Maynard, Maynard, Maynard. You Know You Can't Go Hitting A Police Officer In The Face!
  • Another Deserving "Doctor Of The Day"
  • Suit Over Being Offered Wine As A Bonus?
  • Jail Time For Sex With Self?
  • Drinking Buddy Liability?
  • A Very Hardcore High School Music Teacher
  • Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
  • Where Is That Damn Gong? (Not for the queen below, but for Chuck's neighbor.)
  • No, Not Eutawville Again!
  • Might Not Want To Drive Through Eutawville, South Carolina
  • No Wonder The Empire Collapsed
  • Grudge Reaches New Level
  • Not Sure I Would Want This Pilot Flying My Plane! Or As A Neighbor!
  • Sweet Fancy Moses! Tax Sale Over $1.63 Tax Bill
  • Maybe The Most Idiotic 911 Call Ever
  • Another Suicide Favor? Father And Son - On Father's Day!
  • Mysterious Japanese Bathroom "Money In Envelope" Man
  • Should A Student Who Torches His Former Principal On MySpace Be Disciplined?
  • Not The Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty
  • "Acting" Health Commissioner For Over A Year?
  • What The Hell Was This Guy Thinking?
  • New Zealand Says "No" To Couple's Choice For Newborn Son's Name
  • A Stupid, Stupid Crime - Committed By An Ingrate
  • Sexual Predator Doctor In Virginia Gets Slap On The Wrist - And Is Still Practicing
  • A Serious Failure To Communicate
  • "Lawyer" To Judge: "This Is Bullshit"
  • A Long, Long Cat Fight
  • Yes, A Lawsuit Over The Song "Barbie Girl"
  • Dood - Can You Spel?
  • "Three Generations Of Imbeciles Are Enough"
  • Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
  • Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
  • Talk About The Long Con
  • The World's WORST Driver!
  • Texas House of Representatives Screws Up - Royally
  • Talk About Cruel And Unusual Punishment!
  • One Hard-Headed Dude, With A Hard-Luck Girlfriend
  • Not Happy With Your Daughter's Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
  • It's Great To Stay Connected With Your Kids As They Grow Up, But....
  • Freedom For Funky Foot Fetishist
  • Not Your Typical Ice Cream Truck
  • Chinese Company Can't Sell "World Cup Air"
  • Judge Has A Thang For The Beatles
  • Virginia Middle School Forbids ANY Physical Contact
  • Judge Lets Convicted Murderer Out On Bail?
  • Not- So-True Confessions
  • If The Sleeping Pills Don't Kill Me, Please Hit Me On The Head With A Pole - And Here's $5k For Your Troubles
  • Low Rider Pants Won't Fly In This Louisiana Town
  • Remember The Kid Who Mooned His Class, And The School Was Trying To Expel Him Just Days Before Graduation?
  • Yes, The $54 Million Pants Lawsuit With The Judge Against The Dry Cleaners Began Today
  • This Principal Has Gone Too Far!
  • Tort Reform For Everyone But Judge Bork, Who Filed A $1,000,000+ Tort Suit!
  • Bam! Judge Walton Spanks Scooter's Pals
  • Man Okay With His Wife Cheating Because...
  • You Would Not Want To Be On A Train With This Man!
  • Would You Vote For This Man? Did He Win His Recall Election?
  • Woman Really A Man, And A Con Man To Boot?
  • Cell Phone Pictures Of Your What?
  • Transgender Minister Reappointed To Lead St. Johns United Methodist Church In Baltimore
  • 81-Year-Old Claims Hook-Up With Green Bay Packer Hall Of Famer Bart Starr
  • Soda Causes Cancer?
  • Cancer
  • The Professor Vs. The Prosecutor
  • This Is What You Get For Following the Teacher’s Instructions?
  • No Way To Treat Your Mom
  • "Etc." Dress Code?
  • Tattoo Discrimination?
  • Your Honor Says What?
  • Stalking From The Attic?
  • Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
  • Doctor With A Quick Sex-Change Trigger?
  • Punching A Juror? Brilliant
  • A Naked Man, A Blow Torch, And One Fine Motorcycle
  • This Case Bites
  • UK Soft On Sex Offenders?
  • 20 Years For Unlawfully Entering A Dwelling?
  • Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
  • Alaska Judge Said What?
  • Mooning High-Schooler Back In Court Today
  • British Child Molester Walks
  • Cockfighting Is Still Legal?
  • A Day In Jail In Washington, DC After Walking A Dog Without A Leash?
  • Honey, Did You Pack Any Liquids, Perishables, Or Sex Toys?
  • Navy To Gay Sailor: You're In, You're Out, You're In, You're Out!
  • Not Your Ideal Landlord
  • Should This Boy Be Expelled?
  • Ambassador of God? Just Get A Driver's License Already!
  • Kill Someone, And You Can Get Less Jail Time Than If You Try And Fail!
  • There's A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
  • This Pastor Will Not Be In Church Today
  • How To Get Away With Kidnapping - And Other Crimes
  • Judge, That's My State (And Sea)
  • How To End A Fight With Your Wife?
  • Murphy, Murphy, Murphy - F-bombs And The Finger?
  • Do Not Go Camping With This Man
  • Judge Said What?
  • Shrink Needs A Shrink
  • My God is Bigger Than Your God; SSN Is The Mark Of The Beast
  • Reporter Offended, Sends Bizarre Package To A Critic
  • Some Strange Oklahoma Laws
  • Judge Biddle, Rhymes With ....
  • Can New Hampshire Force Residents To Display State Motto "Live Free Or Die" On License Plates?
  • You Say You Did This In Your Sleep, And You Expect A Jury To Buy It?
  • You Say There's What In My Soap?
  • Given This Law (Among Many Others) It Would Be Difficult For Me To Live In Oklahoma (Outside Of A Jail Cell, Anyway)
  • Remember The Alamo?
  • Evil Neighbor, Age 81, Is Off To Jail
  • So What Happened To The Shoe Fetishist?
  • Man Tries To Hang Himself From Tree & Fails, Then Sues Psychiatric Facility He Told He Was Fine
  • Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?
  • Jury Says "Not Guilty" - Man Still In Jail 20 Years Later
  • Legal Marriage - Without A Bride Or Groom - Montana Style
  • Seven Lesbians, A Man, some DVDs ...
  • The Man Brought A Grenade Into The Courthouse... And He's A Lawyer!
  • Lots of F-Bombs to Judge; "No You" says Judge to Defendant! The Result?
  • If You Want To Be Certain You'll Lose Your Case, Send Letters Like This To The Judge
  • Children Refuse To Take Mother's Body From Morgue - 4 Years After She Died!
  • When You Want "411," Make Very, Very Sure You Don't Dial ""911" Like This Poor Retired Teacher Did!
  • Lunar Land Sale - And People Bought It!
  • More On Those Crazy Swedes And Their Strict Naming Laws
  • Psycho Shoe Fetishist; Does He Prefer Women's Shoes Over Women?
  • You Would NOT Want This Man As Your Doctor
  • Neverending Amazement At What People Will Do For Prizes; But Is Incredibly Idiotic Contest A Crime?
  • The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It's Go Time.
  • Hands Off The Cat - Or I'll Shoot!
  • Lawyer Hires Biker Gang To Collect Fees From Clients
  • Drunk Pilot Claims Sleep-Drinking
  • Husband And Wife Despise Each Other. New York Jury Won't Let Them Divorce!
  • Judge Defends Himself With Pictures Of His Shaved Genitals, Taken By His Brother
  • Pay Taxes On Time. Get Fined Anyway. Justice, New York Style
  • Dad, Give Me The Money And Don't Call My Girlfriend A Slut... Or Else!
  • Sweden May Have Free Health Care. But What If You're A Transvestite And You Want To Change Your Name?
  • Sew Many Typos; So Little Thyme
  • The "Judge" Of Tigerton Dells Is Out! “The Adventures of Wickstrom: Part Two”
  • The Worst Foster Mother EVER!
  • Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
  • Mercy! Police Officer Goes To Transvestite Money-For-Sex Party, Worries About His Machismo
  • Wisconsin Secession: “The Adventures Of ‘Judge’ Wickstrom: Part One”
  • Student Calls Principal Fucker+, And Gets Charged With A Misdemeanor. Lawyer Says Law Is Unconstitutional, And Traces Origins And Usage Of "Fuck"
  • Idaho State Motto Will Violate Idaho Law!
  • Kids Of Sperm Donor To Inherit. The Proof Is In The Eyebrow!
  • Motion For A Skin Change Operaton To White (But Not A Nose Job Like Jacko)
  • Sexaul Harassment Or Not? You Make The Call.
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