If you live in Britain, you have to know that cameras are everywhere. And yes, that includes elevators too. And seriously, you couldn’t wait another minute or two? Per The Daily Post:
A man who defecated in a lift is being hunted by police as part of a crackdown on “shameless” passengers who use North Wales train stations as toilets.
Yes, you read that right. And the CCTV video can be found at the link at the end of this post.
No doubt this gent would rather have his ear back. Unfortunately, that is not an option. As reported by the Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois):
Roger W. Harris, 21, alleged in a federal lawsuit that guards at the jail should have done more to protect him from other inmates. On May 11, 2012, inmate Teryun D. Jackson bit off Harris’ ear and another inmate, Marlon K. Jackson, flushed the ear down a toilet.
Ouch! What was the end result?
Chuck E. Cheese provides all kinds of services – food, entertainment, birthday parties. What they don’t do, though, is babysit. Per The Post and Courier (Charleston, South Carolina):
A woman on Friday dropped four children off at a West Ashley Chuck E. Cheese while she went shopping for an hour and a half, Charleston police alleged in a report.
Meriana Sanusi Martin, 47, of Wildwood Lane in Beaufort, is charged with four counts of cruelty to children in connection with the incident, the report said.
This kid is Trouble. That capital “T” is intentional. Why? Check out what this youngster has been up to, as reported by wmbb.com (Florida):
Police say that a 12-year-old charged in June with stealing a school bus and taking it on a joyride has done it again.
Yes, again!
Regular Juice readers know that the cops are going to look everywhere, even there, and other areas in the vicinity! As reported in Off the Beat with Will Greenlee at tcpalm.com:
A deputy stopped the man after suspecting the window tint on his Mercury was illegal. The driver identified himself as Kevin Holloway, but the deputy determined that was bogus. The man said he lied because his license was “no good.”
The deputy confirmed his true name was Henry Chambliss, who along with having a “no good” license had a warrant for violation of probation.
Better they should both be involved in one accident, versus each of them slamming into an innocent driver. As reported by wnyt.com:
Police say two people were drunk when they crashed into each other early Sunday morning.
Yikes.
Something set this guy off, because he went berzerk. As reported by CBC News:
Durham Regional Police say that witnesses reported seeing a Honda going north on Concession Road 7 at a high rate of speed and swerving in front of oncoming traffic at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday.
Police allege that the driver stopped near Foster Drive, got out of his car and confronted other motorists.
The urge to honk in certain situations is almost irresistible. This man will definitely resist the urge in the future. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper‘s police blotter for the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach):
The victim said he honked his horn at the pair while they were inside their vehicle ahead of him for not moving fast enough at 12:10 am. The pair got out, the woman carrying a Louisville Slugger, and the man holding a black firearm.
Um. Never mind?
Clearly this was not the best hiding place. As reported by The Hunterdon Democrat (New Jersey):
Jennifer Keller, 19, of Gettysburg was a passenger in a car stopped on May 31 shortly before 2 a.m. on Route 523 by Sgt. Chris DeWire for alleged erratic driving.
The driver, a York, Pa. woman, told police that she wasn’t familiar with the area, and her GPS unit wasn’t working properly.
The Juice does not have to read this book in order to speculate that it may be the worst book ever written. He thinks that you will agree. As reported by kxnews.com (Bismarck, North Dakota):
A Mandan High School Social Studies teacher is behind bars after writing a sexually explicit book about two of his students.
So, so creepy and frightening.
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