You’ve probably guessed that this sentence was not doled out in a US court. As reported by
emirates247.com, here’s what happened:
The two Saudi women, aged 33 and 31 years, had decided to go out with their children for a week end night but differed on where to go.
“An argument ensued and the two women decided to split…one of them later sent a text to her friend’s mobile phone swearing at her,” Kabar daily said.
Driving an ice cream truck must get really boring, really fast. One man found a way to make it a little less boring, though clearly a LOT more dangerous. As reported by fox59.com:
An Indianapolis man was arrested last Saturday in Mooresville for allegedly driving an ice cream truck while under the influence.
Clarel Padgett, 58, was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, as well as operating a vehicle with a blood alcohol content of .15 or more, both Class A misdemeanors.
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com:
A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was “just getting fat.”
Awkward. But okay? Nope, not okay. Here’s how it went down:
“I’ve had five kids, I know how you walk when you’re pregnant,” Dorsey is quoted as saying.
The victim said she was “just getting fat,” and told police Dorsey walked toward her.
“Who the (expletive) are you catching an attitude with,” Dorsey is quoted as saying.
“You,” the victim said.
Dorsey is then accused of lobbing a cinder block chunk at the victim, hitting her head. Dorsey jumped on her, pulled her hair and bit her face.
The man walking with the victim pulled Dorsey off, and Dorsey beat feet.
Um, dude, think you could have jumped in a little sooner? And Ms. Dorsey, you bit her face! After you insulted her!
The victim had teeth marks on her face and bumps on her head.
Dorsey, 46, was arrested [for aggravated battery] March 16 on a warrant stemming from the … fracas … in Fort Pierce.
Go figure. Here’s the source, including a photo of Ms. Dorsey.
Let’s just say this lady does not take criticism well, especially when she’s behind the wheel. What did she do when her husband took exception to her driving? As reported by The Argus Leader (South Dakota):
A Sioux Falls woman tried to run down her husband with a Chrysler New Yorker Thursday night for questioning her driving skills, police say.
Shazam! You might be wondering about the logistics of running someone down for “backseat” driving. The Juice will explain.
So the police will investigate you if your husband merely claims you are using black magic? Apparently so, at least if you live in Kuwait. As reported by the Arab Times:
A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Adan Police Station accusing his ex-wife of doing black magic. He claims the magic harmed him and his two daughters, reports Al-Rai daily. According to the man the woman planted some magic charms in his home to promote hatred between him and his daughters. He also said because of the magic he and his daughters are suffering from dermal disease. The suspect will be summoned for interrogation.
Hmm. Perhaps your daughters don’t like you because you’re a yutz? And maybe your daughters have “dermal disease” because they are teenagers? Just sayin’ …
So the dude gets busted for going 105 MPH, and drives slower after that. What’s the bad news? He didn’t slow down quite enough. As reported by The Oregonian:
It all began Wednesday morning when a trooper stopped a westbound car hitting 92 mph on Interstate 84, just west of The Dalles.
During a routine check, the trooper discovered the driver – identified as Jose Romero-Valenzuela, 34, of Las Vegas — had already been stopped twice in the past 60 minutes.
The trooper learned that the same car had been pulled over 30 miles to the east for hitting 98 mph. And, before that a Gilliam County Sheriff’s Deputy pulled the driver for hitting 105 mph.
Just to review – 105, then 98, then 92. So over the course of an hour, he was clearly changing his ways. And in case you need further proof:
After letting the driver go, another trooper [number 4] west of Hood River was waiting with a radar gun, Hastings said. The car, he said, was driving within the 65 mph speed limit.
Reformed! Where was Mr. Romero-Valenzuela going in such a hurry?
[he] … told the trooper he was on his way to Oregon City. He had to appear in the Clackamas County Circuit Court for a preliminary hearing on a drug-related charge.
“Your Honor, I would have been on time, but …” Here’s the source.
Hey, The Juice is a big fan of Thin Mints. But this lady in Florida? Check out what happened to the housemate she believed took her box of Thin Mints. As reported by WZVN:
[Hersha] Howard’s roommate, Jasmin Wanke, told deputies she was asleep when Howard burst into her bedroom and accused her of eating the cookies.
Wanke said she gave them to Howard’s kids because they were awake and hungry at 1 a.m., according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.
“Oh, cool. Thanks for looking out for my kids …” Um, no. That’s what should have happened. Here’s what did happen.
The women began to argue, then Howard reportedly jumped on top of Wanke and struck her in the face.
The two continued to fight until Wanke’s husband separated them.
A few hits to the face – that’s it? Not by a long shot.
When Wanke walked out of the bedroom, Howard grabbed a pair of scissors and began chasing and threatening Wanke, the report said.
As women ran down the stairs, Howard reportedly dropped the scissors, picked up a board and struck Wanke.
Damn! Sounds like pro wrestling.
Wanke then ran to the kitchen, where Howard confronted and attacked her again, according to the Sheriff’s Office.
During the fight, Howard bit Wanke in the breast and continued to hit her until the two were separated again, the report said.
The women ran out of the house, then Howard reportedly picked up a sign and struck Wanke with it several times.
A board, then a sign? What about a chair? Where’s the husband during all this?
Wanke’s husband tackled Howard before deputies arrived and arrested her (and charged her with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
Finally!
She was taken to the Naples Jail Center for booking.
Here’s the source, including Ms. Howard’s mug shot.
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Fellas, did you not see your old mom sitting there when you started to mix it up? The Juice is guessing this is not the first fight between these two brothers. As reported by the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania):
Police said Terry Wayne Welling, 47, was upset that a dog owned by ]his brother] Samuel Wayne Welling, 55, was “going to the bathroom” on the living room floor at 916 Duss Ave., listed as both men’s address.
Sam Welling was sitting next to Mary Welling, 87, on a sofa when Terry Welling confronted him and began punching him in the face, according to the report. Sam Welling punched Terry Welling multiple times, and the two brothers ended up atop their mother.
Um, boys. You’re hurting your me. Boys …
Police say Mary Welling was unable to free herself from beneath her sons and an errant punch from Terry Welling struck her in the shin. The report said Mary Welling suffered a 4-inch laceration and bone was exposed. She was taken to Heritage Valley Sewickley hospital.
Holy mackerel! The charges?
Sam Welling was charged with one count of simple assault, while Terry Welling was charged with two counts of simple assault and one count of reckless endangerment, according to court documents.
Don’t hold your breath waiting for mom to visit. Here’s the source.
Well, at least in Nebraska, that’s what the law says. Here it is:
42-102. Minimum age; affliction with venereal disease, disqualification.
At the time of the marriage the male must be of the age of seventeen years or upward, and the female of the age of seventeen years or upward. No person who is afflicted with a venereal disease shall marry in this state.
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