Gino Lee Breeze, a 20-year-old man from Wales, has a wee bit of a thin skin. Thing is, the gents he thought were joking about him, weren’t. No matter, though. The wheels were set in motion as Mr. Breeze went to the home of one of the men he thought…
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Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job
Maybe it’s a good idea to give a prisoner at least a few bucks upon his release? And maybe it’s not such a good idea to try to rob somebody right after you are released from jail? Anyway, this guy definitely picked the wrong woman to try to rob. From…
What’s Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System’s Computers?
We don’t know if there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. And it seems unlikely that we’ll find out by installing software on our computers to detect the presence of aliens. But that is precisely what the former director of IT for the Higley Unified School District in Arizona…
I Think This Guy Might Be Speeding
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Not The Usual Context For “You Want A Piece Of This?”
And what exactly was this man referring to when he asked his neighbor if she “wanted a piece of this?” His penis! Brilliant! And of course his name is “Mr. Smart” – really. Here’s the skinny, per The Cairns Post: A man taking a pee in his front yard waved…
Talk About Playing It Close To The Vest …
No doubt there are many ways to smuggle things into a country. But check out this lizard-smuggling story from KTLA-TV: A man was arrested at LAX for trying to smuggle 15 live lizards into the United States by strapping them to his chest. Special agents with the U.S. Department of…
Five “Security Guards” And One Streaker …
Clearly, this man belongs in the Streaking Hall of Fame. As reported by The Times of India: Students at the varsity were stunned to see a youth walk stark naked right past them, said MSU officials. “Though it was a holiday due to Moharram, there were several students on the…
Really? You’re Firing Me For Calling The Cops On A Shoplifter?
Former Home Depot employee Michael Boyer probably couldn’t believe it either. As reported in The Detroit News: “It sounds crazy but he was not fired for confronting or physically restraining a customer. He was terminated for involving professionals, the police, to catch someone with a shopping cart full of stolen…
Honey, I TOLD You Not To Park There
Having been ticketed for almost every imaginable violation of the traffic code (parking too close to an intersection, parking too close to an alley, parking too far from the curb, parking at a broken meter [under prior law], along with all the typical violations), the Juice no longer parks illegally.…
Motion to Dismiss the Constitutionality of F…
Suspected of smoking in the boys room, you are escorted to the principal’s office. Tactically, it’s probably not smart to call the principal a “fucker,” a “fag,” and a “fucking fag.” That’s what Mr. L was alleged to have done. And the punishment? Suspension? Expulsion, maybe for a repeat offender?…