Lots of people drink too much. Some people go on crime sprees. Not too many people do both simultaneously. Added to the list – a gent from from Wasilla, Alaska. Per The Alaska Dispatch News: A 27-year-old Fairbanks man faces multiple charges after he robbed a Wasilla coffee stand, pulled a…
What’s worse: A suspect gets away, or an innocent person is injured or dies during a car chase to apprehend the suspect? The latter, of course. But if you’re on the lam, don’t you now have an incentive to punch it? As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat: The man who…
You may think that this could not happen in the United States. You would almost certainly be right. (The “insulting words” were not disclosed.) It happened in the United Arab Emirates. As reported by 7days.ae: The Federal Supreme Court has ordered a retrial for a man convicted of swearing at…
Nobody just walks into a dentist’s office and does this, except this guy. As reported by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: King County prosecutors claim James Pfitzner, Jr., provided his name, date of birth and Social Security number to an office manager at Aurora Dental Care, located in Seattle’s Greenwood neighborhood. Pfitzner,…
Did you have any idea that there are almost 5,000 KFCs in China? Yup, and they are owned by YUM Brands, who takes rumors about their food very seriously. As reported by bbc.com: The fast food chain KFC is to sue three Chinese firms it accuses of using social media…
Hey, if you make a threat and you don’t follow through with it, people won’t take you seriously, right? Sure, but maybe you shouldn’t make the threat in the first place. As reported by ksdk.com: Madison County Sheriff’s Office investigated an animal cruelty call in Godfrey, Ill. Monday night. Cat lovers…
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… a turkey baster. This is a good example of why you put things in writing. People rarely think things will go wrong, especially when dealing with friends. But making babies is serious stuff, and should be treated accordingly as the mother in this case now appreciates. As reported by…
Missy, I am crossing you off my list of babysitters! What did this woman do to deserve such a fate? Plenty, as reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News. A Crestview woman is accused of picking up a knife and ordering a child she was babysitting to “go outside,” leaving…
A cautionary tale: If anyone offers you flakka, DON’T TAKE IT! As reported by clickorlando.com: A Florida man believed to be high on flakka, a drug that authorities say is sweeping the state, attacked a Brevard police officer after twice being shocked with a Taser while he repeatedly saying he…