Um, Sir. I Said "Driver's License And Registration"
You have to be pretty hammered to think that the candor pander has any chance of working when you're driving drunk. As reported by www.beenews.com (New York):
A man was arrested for driving while intoxicated after patrol observed his vehicle pass through a steady red light at Seneca Creek Road and swerve several times on Union Road.
The man told patrol, “I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been drinking,” then produced a Rite Aid rewards card for ID instead of his driver’s license.Doh!