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Lawyer Caught In Bra “Catch 22″


All of this over a wire bra, and the jail’s dress code. As reported by The Miami Herald:

Attorney Brittney Horstman was not packing heat. She was wearing an underwire bra.

So what’s the problem?

And when the metal detector went off on a visit to the Miami Federal Detention Center, guards wouldn’t let Horstman in to see her client.


The attorney reminded guards of a detention center “memo” allowing female attorneys wearing an underwire bra to enter. But the guards would not relent.

Memo? I didn’t see any memo. You see any memo? Sorry.

Horstman stepped into a bathroom and removed her bra. In blouse and jacket, she returned, and cleared the walk-through detector.

It’s all good, right? Nope.

Again, guards refused to let her pass — now, because she was braless, which is against prison dress code guidelines.

Oh, so they don’t read the memos, but the guards know the dress quote? You can read more (a lot) by clicking here.