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Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …

Clearly The Juice is not a big Subway fan. And while it may be true that there are now more Subway “restaurants” than McDonalad’s “restaurants” worldwide, it’s also true that Subway has an incredibly low franchise fee. Anyway, back to the Subway in question. It’s in Florida. And if you…

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Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?

What name could be so bad that a Chicago Alderman held up the sign permit for 2 1/2 years? “Felony Franks”. Yes, The Juice is scratching his head too. As reported by The Chicago Sun-Times: After a 2½-year battle that culminated in a First Amendment lawsuit, the City Council’s Transportation…

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Excuse Me, But There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!

Really. Mr. Bryson Pillars was chewing some tobacco when … [I’ll let the Mississippi Supreme Court take it from here. They just don’t write them like they used to.] It seems that appellant [Mr. Pillars] consumed one plug of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco…

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Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?

Nothing wrong with shooting at cans with a .22 … unless it’s in the middle of a suburban neighborhood! What kind of dope would do this? This kind, as reported at www.thedestinlog.com: Two men were arrested Thursday after a homeowner on Pompano Street complained he’d found two bullet holes in his…

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