Of course you won’t be thrown in the clink for playing golf … unless … you’re on disability. Doh! The Juice despises fraud, and hence is not at all fond of this chap. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Judge Andrew Hamilton told Robert Cave he was an utter liar and cheat…
Like you didn’t know it was the infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. His enlightened “pink underwear” policy is at the heart of a federal lawsuit. As reported by myfoxphoenix.com: A federal court has reinstated a lawsuit against Maricopa County and Sheriff Joe Arpaio — over pink underwear.…
If you don’t follow Legal Juice on Twitter (@LegalJuice), the bird gets it. And rumor has it that Mr. Wile E. Coyote is ending his longstanding relationship with Acme for “a more reliable supplier.” When asked if maybe he’s the problem, not the equipment, Mr. Coyote maintained his characteristic silence.…
Lots of folks have lots of reasons for remaining silent when questioned by the police. But this is a new one, at least for The Juice. First, the charges, as reported by Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): … eluding police and resisting arrest, which are criminal charges. He also faces…
Fellas, did you not see your old mom sitting there when you started to mix it up? The Juice is guessing this is not the first fight between these two brothers. As reported by the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania): Police said Terry Wayne Welling, 47, was upset that a dog…
Well, at least in Nebraska, that’s what the law says. Here it is: 42-102. Minimum age; affliction with venereal disease, disqualification. At the time of the marriage the male must be of the age of seventeen years or upward, and the female of the age of seventeen years or upward.…
Based on this gent’s reaction, it’s a good thing the police sent a robot into the house. As reported by wftv.com: The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said the robot was sent into the West Melbourne home last week because the homeowner had called his family and said he was going…
Assault by … breast milk, right from the source. Loyal Juice readers will recall a similar incident from across the pond a few years ago. Here’s the skinny, from wkyt.com: A very unusual assault on an officer has more than doubled the trouble for a woman in Owensboro, Kentucky. Thirty-one-year-old…
This just proves that, the older you get, the more interesting you find history to be. Heck, some people find it down right exciting. Take this Nebraska couple … Authorities arrested two people suspected of re-enacting the amorous behavior that led to the baby boom in the World War II…
Remember the movie “Footloose,” about the town that outlawed dancing? Although South Carolina doesn’t ban dancing all the time, there is this restriction: Title 52 – Amusements and Athletic Contests CHAPTER 13. DANCE HALLS SECTION 52-13-10. Operation on Sunday forbidden. It shall be unlawful for any person to keep open…