Certainly domestic life often presents challenging situations. But this? As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a male and female were having an argument about how the pizza had been sliced. Really?
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Clearly This Guy Likes Jail
What the hell was this guy thinking? He had just been released from jail. From the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office: A Crestview man released from the Okaloosa County Jail on a domestic violence battery charge Wednesday didn’t even make it out of the parking lot before committing crimes which put…
Is It Bigamy If You Marry Someone Else When You Are Still Married?
You’re thinking “of course.” Like most things in life, though, it’s not that simple. Or … is it? Dude got married in Pennsylvania, and years later married his girlfriend in Nevada. Pennsylvania charged him with bigamy, and got a conviction. Not so fast, said Mr. Seiders. I got married in…
“Unlucky” Charms: Husband Accuses Wife Of Using “Black Magic” – Police Investigate
So the police will investigate you if your husband merely claims you are using black magic? Apparently so, at least if you live in Kuwait. As reported by the Arab Times: A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Adan Police Station accusing his ex-wife of doing black magic.…
School Cheating Is Common. But By The School Superintendent?
If these allegations are true … what a great example this Florida school superintendent is setting for her students. As reported by TCPalm.com: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement is reviewing allegations that Martin County Schools Superintendent Nancy Kline cheated on a certification exam in 2009. Yikes. In a memo…
You Stole What From Papa John’s?
It would be misleading, though not totally false, to say this guy walked into a Florida Papa John’s and stole pizza. Here’s what happened, per wptv.com: Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John’s Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland…
Transmitter Under The Mattress? This Is Awkward.
If you’re separated, but still living in the same house, don’t you expect awkward situations? Well, a Pennsylvania man claims, in his defense, that he was just trying to avoid those awkward moments (awkward for him, any way). As reported by the Beaver County Times: Suzanne Cripe, no age given,…
Here Come The Cops! Get That Mesmerized Guy Out Of The Window!
Has The Juice lost it, you may be asking yourself? No, he’s just referring to a very strange law that is on the books in the City of Everett, Washington. Here it is: 9.24.010 Hypnotism unlawful. It is unlawful for any hypnotist or mesmerist, or other person, to exhibit or…
The Good News? Man Slows Down After Getting Busted For 105 MPH. The Bad News …
So the dude gets busted for going 105 MPH, and drives slower after that. What’s the bad news? He didn’t slow down quite enough. As reported by The Oregonian: It all began Wednesday morning when a trooper stopped a westbound car hitting 92 mph on Interstate 84, just west of…
Whatever You Do, Do NOT Mess With This Woman’s Thin Mints
Hey, The Juice is a big fan of Thin Mints. But this lady in Florida? Check out what happened to the housemate she believed took her box of Thin Mints. As reported by WZVN: [Hersha] Howard’s roommate, Jasmin Wanke, told deputies she was asleep when Howard burst into her bedroom…