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This Woman Clearly Thinks Her Husband Is Delicious. This Is Not A Good Thing.

Normally when a woman finds her husband appetizing, that would be a good thing, right? Not this time! Per The Palm Beach Post: City police say a woman poured barbecue sauce on her husband and went after him with a knife in each hand Tuesday, according to an arrest report…

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The Motorist’s Equivalent Of “The Dog Ate My Homework”

Most people appreciate just being told the truth. Police officers are no exception. So enough with the excuses already! But if you want to read some whoppers, check this out, as reported by The Cambridge News: Cambridgeshire police have released the raft of bizarre excuses told to officers who have…

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You Shot Your Relative, Repeatedly, With That?

You’re probably thinking, hmm, a bow and arrow? A pea shooter? A crossbow? A taser? (Please, that’s not Juiceworthy.) An RPG? A bazooka? No actually … via nbcconnecticut.com … Police said David J. Walski [60], of 55 Crouch Avenue, fired several rounds at his male relative with a flare gun,…

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Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School

Yes folks, you read that correctly. As reported by detroit.cbslocal.com: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul…

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Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop

Hey lady, get a life. If you were so offended by what you thought this guy was doing, why did you follow him? For the children? As reported by tcpalm.com: A 34-year-old woman told Port St. Lucie police she saw a man in his vehicle in a plaza on Southwest…