The Wrong Place To Light A Bottle Rocket
Ah the joy of setting off a bottle rocket - unless it's in ... your pants! As reported by The Highline Times (Washington):
Police responded to a call for medical assistance in the 12000 block of Ambaum Blvd. A man accidentally set off a bottle rocket firework in his pants. He was transported to Harborview by ambulance to be treated for superficial burns on his groin, face and hand. No other injuries were reported.Oops.