An Unusal Way To "Violate" A Parking Meter
Not only did Adam Michael Kelly "violate" a parking meter, he also cussed out a police officer! Brilliant! As reported by The Cairns Post:
Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."
Police prosecutor Sen-Constable Michelle Long said Kelly was making large pelvic thrust actions and officers saw people walking by reacting with disgust at the performance.This definitely sets a new standard for beer goggles ... Although some might find the parking meter behavior humorous, the conduct that followed was extremely offensive:
Then, while talking to police, a woman of Asian appearance walked by and in a loud voice Kelly looked at her and said "fucking gook, fuck off home", Sen-Constable Long said. [expletives reinserted]
At that point, police arrested the young labourer and took him to the watch-house.The defense?
Kelly’s lawyer Richard O’Shane said his client had been extremely drunk after an extended binge-drinking session with teammates to celebrate the end of the CDRL football season.
"He can’t remember much of the incident," Mr O’Shane said.You know the crime. The time?
...Kelly spent the night in the watch-house ... and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.Here's the source.