September 6, 2010 12:03 AM Uh - That's Okay. I'll Just Steal Another CarThis gent certainly had the element of surprise on his side. The wannabe car thief was not prepared for this contingency ...
September 5, 2010 12:08 AM The Legal World's Biggest Beatles Fan? Why else would the Honorable Gregory Todd (Montana Thirteenth Judicial District, Yellowstone County) issue a Sentencing Memorandum incorporating dozens of Beatles song titles?
September 4, 2010 12:06 AM Would You Text A Cop Asking To Buy Weed?It is a fact [or at least truthy] that most younger people don't proofread. The Juice refers to this as "Spell Check Syndrome."
September 3, 2010 12:03 AM Married Women Can't Fornicate in Minnesota?Trust The Juice ladies. This is a good thing. Why? Because fornication is a crime. And ALL the fellas get caught up in the dragnet, while the married ladies get a pass...
September 2, 2010 12:06 AM Hey, Someone Stole My Bike!As a daily bicycle commuter, The Juice is usually sympathetic to cyclists done wrong. Usually ...
September 1, 2010 12:01 AM Don't Taze My Granny!Oh no you didn't just taze my 86-year-old granny. They did, at least that's one of the allegations in a Complaint recently filed in federal court ...
August 30, 2010 12:07 AM You Busted The Window, Repeatedly, For This?What would you do if you had a sweet tooth, but no cashish to satisfy it? Hopefully not what this gent in Louisiana did...
August 28, 2010 12:01 AM An Interesting Smuggling TechniqueWho would think to look inside bologna for drugs? It's almost like you'd have to be tipped off ...
August 27, 2010 12:02 AM Rage Against The MachineBe honest. You've smacked or kicked a machine - a parking meter, a vending machine, a copier ... But this guy took it to another level...
August 26, 2010 12:06 AM The Worst Armed Robbery Ever?Perhaps the first rule of armed robbery is: Make sure the victim can't identify you...
August 25, 2010 12:06 AM Clearly NOT A Cat-LoverLots of people don't like cats. Probably 99.99% of those people just ignore them. But not this woman...
August 23, 2010 12:00 AM Grandfather Tries To Bring Mary Jane To Visit Inmate GrandsonThere are lots of ways to show your family some love. You might, say, try to visit your grandson in jail and bring Mary Jane. No doubt he would have been appreciated it. We'll never, know ...