Legal Juice

Yeah, you generally want to be clean when you leave the house. The Juice would suggest, though, that this does not apply when it's a house you've broken into! A Texas man would beg to differ. As reported by KETK News:

Around three thirty [Sunday] morning, [Tyler, Texas] officers got a call that someone had kicked in the door of a house on the 3300 block of Garden Valley Road.

Okay. Just another break-in ...

When officers entered the residence, they found 25 year-old Larry Ticey naked in the bathtub.

After a brief struggle, Ticey was arrested and taken to the Smith County Jail. He's charged with criminal trespassing.

I mean, really! Can't a man just take a bath in peace!