I Can't Believe This Guy Could Find His Bicycle, Much Less Ride It

As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains me to blast a fellow cyclist. All I can say about this gent is ... DUDE! From The Cairns Post:
A drunken cyclist wobbled along a highway before falling off his bike into a ditch in front of police.
Police say the 26-year-old Feluga man’s blood alcohol concentration was more than five times the limit when they breath-tested him after he crashed on the Bruce Highway at Tully.
They say he returned a reading of 0.28 per cent just after the incident, which happened about 10.50pm on Saturday.
The man was charged with riding a bicycle whilst under the influence of liquor, and will appear in the Tully Magistrates Court on November 19.Uncool, very uncool.
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