Yo. What The Hell Are You Doing On My Sofa?
This is eerily similar to a recent Juice post, though with a much less compelling rationale, and no bags of poop. How would you like to return to your home on a Sunday morning and find some dude passed out on your couch? In his underwear? Having raided your refrigerator? A couple in Pierson, Florida was not too pleased. So they woke the dude up, and he went right back to sleep! When a cop came - he still couldn't get the dude up! Two more cops came and took him to jail, where he is being held on $5,000 bail.