Posted On: August 12, 2008 by John Mesirow

Free Porn?

badge%20fake%20toy%20police%20funny%20joke.jpg How do you get free porn? Well, here's what a guy in Longmont, Colorado tried, as reported by The Longmont Times:

... the man provided a badge and a business card without a name, and told the clerks he was a detective with the Longmont Police Department’s “age verification unit,” which does not exist. The man claimed he would verify the ages of the performers in the videos ...
Ah, yes. The old Ronald Reagan favorite: "Trust, but verify." The Longmont Police are now attempting to find this good samaritan ... Here's the source.