Yes, you’re right. It wasn’t just any old salt. It was Epsom salt! As reported by The Fraser Coast Chronicle: A Maryborough man charged with “ice” possession spent four months in prison waiting for forensic analysis of the substance – but was later released when testing determined it was not…
Yes, incredibly, this is a real story. As reported by myfoxdetroit.com: Three Bloomfield Hills kids who refused an order by a judge to go to lunch with their father have been ordered to a juvenile detention facility. “I felt like I was watching them be executed,” said Maya Tsimhoni. The…
Okay, The Juice ran out of material, so he just flat-out made this up. Ha! No, loyal readers, sadly this is a true story. From The Toronto Star, we have this story of a tremendous waste of government resources. On a Monday evening in October 2011, 62-year-old Kathryn David returned…
A pack of cigarettes! She stole a pack of cigarettes! 22 years ago! People! Where is your sense of proportionality? As reported by wesh.com: A mother of two sits in jail Monday unable to post bail after being put behind bars for the 1991 theft of a pack of cigarettes.…
Please, save your apologies, especially the ones that were part of the judge’s sentence! As reported by The Sun Chronicle (Attleboro & North Attleboro, Massachusetts): A Plainville resident, a former municipal water superintendent, must write an apology to the town where he was once employed and pay to have apologies…
If you are convicted of driving under the influence SIX times, you should be doing a hell of a lot more time than this bloke. As reported by phillyburbs.com: A Warrington man will have to spend 11½ to 23 months in the Montgomery County prison for his sixth drunken driving…
People do need to have private lives, though at least one school superintendent feels otherwise. He suspended Kimberly Hester, a teacher’s aide, because she wouldn’t show him her Facebook page. Here’s the story, as reported by wsbt.com: “It was very mild, no pornography,” she said of the picture she posted…
This is an example of a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to a totally harmless “event.” As reported by wdam.com: Bond has been set for a JCJC student who was arrested for a hand written note claiming there was a bomb on campus. Sounds serious, right? Nope, as you’ll see below. Judge Billie…
A 13-year-old kid was busted for burping, so says the lawsuit!
If you don’t like the maid, why not just fire her? And if you guessed that this didn’t happen in the US, you’re right. It was in Kuwait. Per the Arab Times: Police have arrested an Asian housemaid for allegedly ‘ruining’ the family of her sponsor through black magic, reports…