Sometimes looks can deceive. This is one of those times! As reported at mmafighting.com: Strawweight fighter Monique Bastos was on the way for her jiu-jitsu training with two friends in Acailandia, Brazil, on Tuesday night, when two men attacked her. They wanted their phones, but they had no idea Bastos…
You know that when you point a gun in the air and shoot, that the slug will land somewhere, right? This is especially true when you fire a gun inside a building. As reported by The Bismarck Tribune: A Bismarck man is accused of firing a shotgun into the ceiling of…
If this is the way he treats his own cousin, strangers beware. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Two louts robbed a man outside a Smith Street convenience store on Aug. 15, and fled in a getaway car driven by the victim’s…
Everyone has been in those strip-of-four photos booths at some point, which means you all know it seems to take forever for the photos to emerge. Well apparently this dude forgot to grab his pix, and it’s gonna cost him! As reported by LancasterOnline.com: A Lancaster man who fled the…
The most important rule regarding any form of communication is thus: “Would I mind if this was out there for the whole world to see?” Well, in retrospect, I think this fellow would mind. As reported by patch.com: A Crystal Lake lawyer mocked the size of a client’s penis and…
Dude, it’s not your money. Was it worth risking your life? Okay, don’t answer that since you look pretty good right now. How good would you have looked with a hole in your head? Seriously, just hand over the money. Even if you get fired, good things will happen! (See…
You’d have to be drunk or stoned to take a cab to a bank robbery and to have it wait for you while you did the deed, right? Right! This gent was drunk! As reported by The Tallahassee Democrat: Stanley Geddie arrived by taxicab and was drunk during an attempted…
You lose varying amounts of privacy by being on Facebook, but you can lose a lot more. Just ask this gent. As reported by The Daily News (Galveston County): Police say a man’s Facebook posts led to his arrest for allegedly stealing an SUV valued at $38,000. Doh! Exactly what…
Regular Juice readers will remember this recent post about a school bus aide in New Jersey who stole lunch money – and lunches! – from a bunch of kids on her bus. Well, it turns out that’s not all she stole. Per The South Jersey Times (via nj.com): The bus…
Just jumping up and down and yelling after touchdowns apparently was not a sufficient celebration for some of these folks. (Like most fans, they must not find field goals very exciting.) As reported by The Highline Times (Burien, Washington): A resident in the Boulevard Park neighborhood of Burien called the…