A crowbar? Really? The Juice wouldn’t waste your valuable time on such an ordinary crime. Maybe a stapler, a tape measure, or a soda can? Nope. You would never, never, ever guess this woman’s weapon of choice. As reported at thelocal.de:
The mother entered the store at 4.25pm and asked to buy a breast pump, police reported.
The Juice can hear the cogs slowly beginning to turn in your brain.
But after handing over a €200-note to pay for her €20 purchase, she suddenly uncovered one breast and used her fingers to squirt milk from it at the pharmacist.
She then rummaged through the counter display and went to a second cash register.
Ignoring the pleas of staff and customers to cover herself up, she again rooted through the counter displays and unleashed a fresh spray of milk.
Apparently satisfied with her handiwork, she quickly left the pharmacy, leaving the breast pump behind.
The pharmacists only noticed that €100 was missing from their cash register some time later when counting the day’s takings.
Police believe the woman, who they described as having a “robust” figure, long dark hair tied into a ponytail and speaking an unknown language, stole the cash while customers and staff were distracted by her antics.
Officers described the woman’s antics as “almost unbelievable”.
Now that is one for the ages. Here’s the source.