Pants On Fire
Do you think you would wake up while someone was setting your pants on fire? This gent didn't. As reported by nj.com:
A 47-year-old Trenton man suffered burns to his leg when his pants were set on fire last night after he fell asleep on the front porch of his home, police said.
The man awoke around 9 p.m. on the 1200 block of East State Street to find his pant leg on fire, police said.Is The Juice the only one who thinks this guy was shitfaced?
The man was taken to the hospital and treated for second-degree burns to his calf.
The man told police no one was in the area when he awoke and no suspects have been identified. The case remains under investigation.Here's the source.