Drunk people often do really stupid things, as illustrated by the acts of a gentleman in New Port Richey, Florida. Per the St. Petersburg Times:
A man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times to complain his mother took his beer away.
BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! SHE TOOK HIS BEER!
Charles Dennison, 32, who was “very intoxicated,” told a deputy who went to their home at 1739 Dennison Road that he wanted his mother arrested for taking his beer, according to a Pasco County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. If she wasn’t charged, he said, he would continue to call 911.
A deputy charged him with making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O’Lakes, where he remained Monday morning. His bail is $150.
Perhaps it’s time to find an apartment? A group house?
(Hang in there. It gets funny at 46 seconds.)