How's The Tumidity There?
Tumid? Seriously, does anyone know what "tumid" means? Some legislators did, because they put it in Section 3303.14 of the Columbus (Ohio) Code:
"Nude" or "state of nudity" means a state of dress or undress that exposes to view: ...
2. Human male genitals in a discernibly tumid state, even with a complete and opaque covering, or
3. A covering or device that when worn, depicts, represents, or simulates human female genitals, human female areolae or nipples, or human male genitals in a discernibly tumid state.(Emphasis added by the Juice.) As you may have guessed, "tumid" means "erect" or "stiff" or "rigid." Now, was that so hard? (Sorry!)