I'll Have A Double Skim Latte, Hold The Lead
I don't even know if that's a real drink. But I do know that I don't expect the dude working at Starbucks to be packing heat. Such was the case at a Washington, DC Starbucks (at 16th and U Streets, NW), as reported by myfoxdc.com. How do we know he was packing? Because he shot himself in the leg! "... while customers and co-workers were close by[!]" I'm guessing that will serve to stimulate much more than anything Starbucks has to offer. The dude, who is doing okay, didn't have a permit for the gun, and was charged.