Dog - An Attempted Murderer's Best Friend
So this Israeli guy is convicted of attempted murder and, incredibly, is put on house arrest until his sentencing hearing. Don't worry, though, because he had to wear an electronic ankle monitor, until, that is, he took it off and put it on his dog's neck! Yup. When the police came to get Nabil Farumi to take him to his sentencing hearing, only Spot Farumi was there (sporting the latest in canine neckware). Nabil was nowhere to be found.
Props to Cindy Hill for sending this article to the Juice.