Posted On: April 17, 2007
Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?

I lack the imagination to make these stories up. Seems that young Ms. Marin (age 18) was recently picked up for trying to pinch a pair of shoes at a London store called Lizard. While the police were detaining her, she managed to secure her weapon - her right breast - and let loose with a stream of milk at the officer. For this, she was charged with assault!
Update: Ms. Marin appeared in court and pleaded "not guilty." The matter was continued.