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Woman Assaults Police Officer With What?

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I lack the imagination to make these stories up. Seems that young Ms. Marin (age 18) was recently picked up for trying to pinch a pair of shoes at a London store called Lizard. While the police were detaining her, she managed to secure her weapon – her right breast – and let loose with a stream of milk at the officer. For this, she was charged with assault!

Update: Ms. Marin appeared in court and pleaded “not guilty.” The matter was continued.

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