I really don’t know where to start with this Maryland law, so here it is:
A person may not sell or offer for sale a contraceptive device, whether or not advertised as a prophylactic, by means of a vending machine or other automatic device at a kindergarten, nursery school …
So, I guess that means no “condom” slot in the soda machine? How will the teachers cavort safely? Oh Maryland, what have you done?