I’m not sure how I missed this May 2009 story, but it’s none the worse for wear. Bradley Dean Milne, age 33, had a helluva ride. As reported by the Northern Territory News: Darwin Magistrates Court heard that the couple were planning to drive to East Arm Wharf in the…
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Kick The Kitty, Anyone?
What? You’ve never heard of “kick the kitty?” Perhaps that’s because it was only recently invented by Nicola Collinson. To see how it’s played, though, you’ll need her cell phone because she made a video of herself doing it on her phone! Or, perhaps you know one of the people…
Do Not Let This Man Near Your Cat
Attention all cats – WARNING: the following story may be disturbing to your kittens. As reported by wcbstv.com: A man accused of forcing his 7-year-old daughter to stab the family cat by holding a knife in her hand has reached a plea agreement that would send him to prison for…
If You Like To Cut Your Grass In The Nude …
So you say you like to cut your grass in the nude. Hmmm. Then what were you doing, topless, walking down the road? As reported by the Rock Hill Herald [North Carolina]: Angela Jonas [age 50] … told officers she likes to cut her grass in the nude, a York…
What Would You Do For A $16,000 Rolex Watch?
So, what would you do for a $16,000 Rolex watch? According to the children of retired Manteca Police lieutenant Jerry Kubena, Dr. Cleveland Enmon [formerly] of St. Joseph’s Medical Center in Stockton, California, let their father die so he could take his Rolex. To read more(a LOT) and to see…
This Guy Obviously Doesn’t Rollerblade To Relax
How about some nice, relaxing rollerblading through the park? No? How about running over some little kids who are in the way? Perhaps I’m overstating it a bit. Here’s what happened, per the Stamford Advocate: A 43-year-old Stamford in-line skater is charged with risk of injury to a minor and…
How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
This is how you [allegedly] treat your disabled wife? Per the Worcester, Massachusetts Telegram: Wayne G. Prinsen, 50, of 5 Spring St., Spencer, was released on personal recognizance and ordered to stay away and have no contact with his wife in accordance with a restraining order. He was charged with…
Really? Armed Robbery For That?
I like animals too, but this is nuts. As reported by The Daily Telegraph: In one of Sydney’s weirdest crimes, a young woman has been accused of pulling a gun on a dog owner at their home in a brazen attempt to steal a Chihuahua puppy after posing as a…
Busted For Acting Like Borat
Who knew a couple mankinis would cause such a fuss? As reported by the BBC: Two students who dressed up as the TV character Borat are at the centre of a row in Vietnam. The pair performed a dance act at a company party dressed as the spoof Kazakh journalist…
Hmm. Might Want To Holster That Finger Next Time
I don’t think there’s any doubt that Anthony Vakeva’s bird-flipping days are over. In January 2005, Mr. Vakeva flipped off Mr. Blackwell at a red light. I’m guessing he would have thought twice about doing so had he known that Blackwell was a TRAINED AMATEUR BOXER (with a very short…