This guy could not have made it easier for the police officer to bust him. He just flat-out looked guilty. From pennlive.com: Cesar Lopez, a 29-year-old Lebanon, Pa., man, was busted Saturday when he walked up to a police officer with a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead,…
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You’re Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
Yes, Mr. 9-year bus driver, they are. As reported in The State Register-Journal: A Springfield Mass Transit District bus driver received a one-day unpaid suspension recently for wearing a pink tie to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The driver had to serve the suspension, but his action also led…
Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
So this 46-year-old woman in Florida had a boyfriend for about a year. Then she had to, um, go away for a little while (to jail). Well, really, did you expect her boyfriend to just sit around and wait? When his girlfriend’s 25-year-old daughter was there? They didn’t wait. Seems…
You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
In the annals of history, this has got to be the first report of a harmonica beat down. Yeah, I said “a harmonica beat down.” Here’s the story, per The Tulsa World: According to Decai Liu’s arrest report, his roommate was in the bathroom getting ready for work when Liu,…
You Didn’t Outlaw Throwing Snowballs, Did You?
Now imagine – if you can – a law that both Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann would agree goes too far. That law outlaws throwing snowballs! And the offending municipality is … Grand Forks, North Dakota. Here’s the law: 9-0123. Throwing rocks, snowballs, and other objects. (1) It is unlawful…
Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe, Mrs. Kobe
Now, if I titled the post “Vanessa Bryant, Vanessa Bryant ….” would you know who I was talking about? No. But like Prince, Shaq, and Magic, everybody knows who Kobe is. Now they’re also going to know a little more about his wife Vanessa, thanks to a lawsuit filed by…
Drugs In Malaysia – A BAD Idea
Lots of folks in the United States think our drug laws are too harsh. Maybe, but check out how it is in Malaysia, per The New Straits Times: KOTA BARU: A 44-year-old Thai carpenter was sentenced to death by the High Court yesterday after he was found guilty of trafficking…
Born On 7/7/77 – Wouldn’t You Consider A Career In Fortune-Telling?
Yes, April S. Uwanawich (am I the only one who reads this name and thinks “You Want A Witch?”), was born on 7/7/77. And she is a fortune-teller in Pennsylvania. Just one small problem – it’s against the law. As reported in The Pottstown Mercury: A person is guilty of…
That’ll Teach You To Pick On Cross-Dressers
Two drunks guys (Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22) decided to hassle two cross-dressing men. Big mistake. True, the drunk “bully” got one punch off, but that was it. Per The Daily Telegraph: But the fight is over in a matter of seconds as the other cage fighter, sporting…
I’m Guessing This Woman Hasn’t Robbed Many Banks
Rule number one for a bank robber preparing a note for the teller: make it legible! Hokc ogll sht es wlll ikkk you! Now! I totally made that up. In her defense, Stephanie Martin’s note probably wasn’t that bad. Here’s what happened, as reported by kptv.com in Oregon: Hillsboro police…