You are a 77-year-old man, unloading groceries from your car, when a guy comes up to you with a gun, demanding that you empty your pockets. You do it, right? Not if you are Pat Gillespie of Flint, Michigan. As reported by mlive.com: Gillespie had a bag with a two-liter…
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Lawyer Loses Motion – Does Not Take It Well – At All
Attorney David Cwik represented the Plaintiff in a medical malpractice case. He was not pleased when defense attorney Marilee Clausing filed a Motion to Dismiss because she claimed Mr. Cwik failed to disclose his expert witnesses. How did Mr. Cwik repond? He wrote her a letter with the following sentence:…
That’s Just Ludacris, Judge
Oh no you didn’t just cite Ludacris, federal Judge Terence T. Evans. Okay, maybe “cite” is a little misleading, but still … from footnote 1 in U.S. v. Murphy The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch “hoe.” A “hoe,” of course, is a…
LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
This story is truly wacky. First, you have a Proctor, Minnesota man who took a La-Z-Boy chair and put a lawnmower motor in it, and a steering wheel. Per the Duluth News Tribune, “It has a stereo, cup holders and other custom options, including different power levels.” All tricked out…
When We Stop Thinking, The Machines Win
There are more 5 million people in Scotland. So would it shock you to learn that some people have the same name? Me either. One name that at least 2 people in Scotland share is “Derek Lyon.” One of them is a convicted drunk driver who lost his license, and…
Would You Sell Beer To This Guy?
Most of us have had a few too many a few times. But this dude sets a new standard for public intoxication (of some sort). UFB right? I’d really like like to know the backstory (and the frontstory [?]) on this guy.
Go Ahead And Tase Me, Bro
It would appear that Mr. Octavian Borges is Taserproof. Check this out, from The Courier Mail: A North Queensland man, aged 21, has stunned police by proving impervious to a Taser deployment and casually removing the barbs – not once but three times. Octavian Borges casually removed the barbs fired…
It’s Just Politics? Not In This Household
With an estimated 200 million-plus guns in the United States, it’s a good thing most folks aren’t this crazy about politics. As reported in The South Asian Post: Hyderabad, India – A die-hard fan of actor-turned-politician Chiranjeevi killed his father for not casting his vote for the superstar’s newly formed…
Outsmarted By An Elevator?
Yes, it is possible to be outsmarted by an elevator, as demonstrated by a pair of Norwegian vandals. As reported in the Fayetteville Observer: [The vandals]overlooked a small but crucial detail when they started smashing up a train station elevator: They were inside it. And the elevator at the Lillestroem…
Shoot To Miss?
The Route 66 Kitchen in Toledo is apparently the place to be … if you like out-of-control gunfights. Check out the security video below. Incredibly with all those people shooting at each other (police believe at least 20 shots were fired), nobody was hurt! You can read more (a lot)…