If you’re serving 15 years in prison, how better to spend your time than trying to get yourself out of prison? This gent came up with an interesting theory that, though it hasn’t yet succeeded, it at least passed one court’s smell test. As reported in The South Florida Sun-Sentinel:…
North Pole, Alaska (really) resident Wyatt Lewis got an unusual DUI. As reported by the Anchorage Daily News, here’s how fellow North Pole resident Anne Sterle described it: “I was woken at about 1 in the morning by hearing a lawn mower outside my window,” Sterle said. “And it scared…
Pranks are funny. But really, the only person who can prank a cop is … another cop. Tell it to these folks in Houston. As reported by khou.com … Harris County deputies said they were initially called to a home in the 13600 block of Treebank Thursday night after reports…
How is it possible for a 32-year-old man to get busted for underage drinking? Here’s how: Commit the crime [allegedly] when you are underage, then let a few years go by. Doh! As reported by The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): Patrolman Tim McGuire stopped on Route 513 by the…
If you’ve never been mad at your parents, then …There’s really no need to finish that sentence. But have you ever attacked one of your parents? While the parent was driving? Who would do that? Well … per the Northwest Florida Daily News: A 16-year-old girl was riding in the…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3sH1GaO_nw If you don’t have a huge problem with this truly outrageous pat-down of a 6-year-old child, which includes “sensitive areas,” ask someone to check your pulse. ENOUGH!
To those of you who have a problem with the phenomenon of bikini-clad baristas, this post almost certainly won’t do anything to change your opinion. But if you’re a fan, you can put this arrow in your quiver. Why? Because if this “Sweet Cheeks” barista hadn’t been so concerned about…
What’s better than a confession? Maybe a video of the crime? As reported by winknews.com: A video posted online showcasing a man hitting another with a “baseball punch” lands a suspect behind bars. In it you can see one man viciously hitting another across the face while those around, both…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppmx_3gUu_k The fun begins at about :28. Make sure your volume is on so you can hear the “bombs”. (The Juice would title this “Doh” instead of “Stupid Cop.”)
(Photo courtesy of Raul Lieberwirth) Here’s a tale of smoker who really, really wanted a cigarette. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter (April 8, 2011): Officers were dispatched on a panicked call for help by a 24 year old resident of the Summer Grove Apartments, located near the…