Your home is your castle, right? And your garage too? Not always, as this Florida man found out. As reported by tcpalm.com: Port St. Lucie police on Sunday went to Francisco Rojas’ home after his wife told 911 dispatchers her 49-year-old husband was “drunk and in the garage trying to…
That Chinese cooking oil you brought is probably fine. It’s probably not the product of a certain illegal operation, as reported by chinadaily.com: Chinese police have arrested 32 suspects for producing and selling illegal cooking oil in a cross-province crackdown, the Ministry of Public Security said in a statement Tuesday.…
Nobody can argue that times are not tough. Some people might argue, though, that this is not the best way to go about getting money. As reported by wesh.com: It’s not normally a problem when a disrobed woman asks customers for money at a strip club. But it is when…
Your mission: theft. You think you’re the only one out there with that mission? A ten-year-old found out the hard way that stealing isn’t such a great idea. Per The Bee News (Buffalo, New York): Two 10-year-old boys tried to steal a game from a Thruway Plaza Drive business, but tuhe…
Lots of people eat fish. Probably most people. Is it really so bad to eat a goldfish? Apparently so, as Briton Chris Caswell found out the hard way. As reported – with no slant whatsoever[!] – in The Sun: Cruel Chris Caswell was arrested yesterday over the sick stunt that…
Yes, Juice readers, it is still illegal in Florida for unmarried couples to live together! Here’s the statute: TITLE XLVI CRIMES Chapter 798 ADULTERY; COHABITATION 798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior. If any man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or if…
The good news: Legal Juice has a new, populated CATEGORY: “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” The bad news: If you check it out, you’ll see that The Juice needs to find some different Taser photos. Doh!
You know the cops are getting annoying, idiotic calls like this all the time. As reported in the Sun Star Courier: FRAUD, CRYSTAL CREEK DRIVE [Brecksville, Ohio]: A resident reported April 1 that someone had hacked into her email account and sent money requests to those on her contact list.…
Would you believe it if The Juice told you a woman was busted for noisy sex? Well, he is. As reported in The Northern Echo: A woman pleaded guilty today to breaching a sex Asbo [anti-social behavior order] three times. Caroline Cartwright, 48, and her husband Steve were hit with…
Judges can do many things to end up facing discipline. They can skip out on work too much. They can treat parties poorly. They can disrespect lawyers who appear before them. Or, as a Pennsylvania disciplinary court found regarding Allentown District Judge Maryesther Merlo, all of the above, per The…