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Lady, You Need To Read The Fifth Amendment Again, And Again, And Again …

So if you get pulled over for a traffic matter, would it ever occur to you that you have a constitutional right not to identify yourself?  Yeah, me either. But this lady? Whoa. You’re not going to believe this. As reported by The Carroll County Times: Close to a dozen…

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Vandal Caught When Workers Followed A Trail Of, Well, Not Breadcrumbs!

Okay so it is vandalism, but it barely register’s on the Vandalometer.  How was he caught? The way many “criminals” are caught, of course – by following the trail of penises! As reported by TheLocal.dk: A 31-year old man from Aalborg was convicted for a fairly bizarre act of vandalism…

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Tell Me You Did Not Just Shoplift While Carrying Coke In Your Purse!

Please, tell me you did not just shoplift while carrying coke in your purse.  As reported by Northwest Florida Daily News: A Walmart Asset Protection Associate became suspicious of the woman, identified as Tammy Sarah King, around 2:30 p.m. on July 31 because she was “constantly twitching and looking over…

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This “Incident” Will Add Some Spice To The Next Family Gathering

If this is the way he treats his own cousin, strangers beware.  As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Two louts robbed a man outside a Smith Street convenience store on Aug. 15, and fled in a getaway car driven by the victim’s…

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Police Called Because Couple Was Arguing Over, Well, You’re Going To Have Read This One!

Arguments can start over the most absurd things.  Somewhere out there, beyond the absurd things, there’s this, as reported in the Police Blotter of The Moultrie News: Police were called to a couple’s hotel room due to a verbal argument. The female told police the argument started because her boyfriend…