There are many variations on the theme, including “You’re in a shitload of trouble,” or “You’re in some deep shit.” That last one is particularly appropriate in the case of 52-year-old Thomas Hovis Jr. As reported by WANE: A wanted man in Albion literally created a big stink to avoid…
Some fetishes I get, and some I don’t. I don’t get this one. As reported in The Courier Mail: After a night out at a pub in Boggabri, in northern NSW [New South Wales, Australia], a group of people went to a private home on March 27. So far, so…
Adding insult to injury, the public is now aware of this gent’s very own Plaxico Burress moment. But for the reporting law, nobody would have been the wiser. As reported by The Corvallis Gazette-Times: Ethan Bennett, 36, told Benton County sheriff’s deputies he was at his residence at 24750 Cox…
It’s just a fact: you’re not always going to get along with your neighbors. As they say, that’s what axes are for.?.?.? As reported by myfoxny.com: New York State Police troopers arrested Erna Kostanoski, 66, of Bloomingburg on Sunday. They say one of her neighbors was attempting to remove wooden…
You won’t believe what this door-to-door salesman was selling. As reported by The Sun Sentinel: A Coconut Creek man accused of posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams has reached a deal with prosecutors, lawyers told a Broward judge on Tuesday. Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused in…
Talk about dressing for the occasion. You will not believe what this drunk-driving dude’s shirt said. As reported by The New York Post: A fashion-forward Long Island boozehound lost control of his car and rammed it into a marked Suffolk County cop car that was on DWI patrol — all…
Surely she didn’t mean she literally had a gun there… But, after Ms. Patterson was arrested in Orlando, Florida, when the police asked her if she had any weapons or drugs on her person, here’s what she is reported to have said: “I have a gun in my vagina, you…
Honestly, sir, get a life. Don’t look at it. Move to the mountains. Read the Constitution. But please, don’t waste anyone’s time with your complaints about this decal!!!!! As reported by Great Falls Tribune (Montana): Brian Smith is tired of coming home from work to see what he calls pornography…
Truth be told, The Juice isn’t a Kohl’s guy either. But some people get really excited about shopping there … A man from Oconomowoc, accused of fondling himself in a department store, was charged Monday with one count of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior. According to the criminal complaint, Daniel Wagner,…
Do you think you would wake up while someone was setting your pants on fire? This gent didn’t. As reported by nj.com: A 47-year-old Trenton man suffered burns to his leg when his pants were set on fire last night after he fell asleep on the front porch of his…