(No, that’s not the shirt!) Ilinois high school senior David Clark will have to think twice, though he’s worn the shirt before, without incident. But not this time. So what did it say? “I [heart] My Wiener” with a picture of a dachsund under it. See, David’s dachsund was hit…
Legal Juice
Pot Brownie Cop, Who Took Pot From Suspects, Is Not Even Charged! And His Wife’s A Peach, Too!
(For this story, you can safely put aside your position on legalizing marijuana. It’s not about the pot.) So back in April 2006, then-Cpl. Edward Sanchez, of the Dearborn, Michigan police, called 911 and said: I think we’re dying… We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do.…
Holy Crap! 172 Miles Per Hour?
That is what Londoner Tim Brady was clocked at by the police. Of course part of the blame belongs to the car, a Porsche 911 turbo. Brady was, and I mean “was,” employed by a company that provides high-end loaner cars. He badly wanted to drive the Porsche, but was…
Watch Me Do Ecstacy
Not that a lot of smart people ingest a pill of unknown origin from a drug dealer but… Emma Louise Fischer and Tara Jay Loane, both age 21, definitely put some distance between themselves and the rest of the ecstacy pack. It all started when the police busted a drug…
Teacher From Hell – And He Teaches Special Ed!
I think it’s safe to say that Ilinois Junior High School Special Education Teacher Patrick E. McCarthy won’t be teaching again for quite some time, if ever. As reported in the Daily Herald, here’s what he’s been up to just this school year: In one incident, McCarthy threw cookies and…
Man Gets A Night In Jail For A T-Shirt!
So what did it say? I don’t know! This dude appeared before McCracken (Kentucky) District Judge Chris Hollowell wearing an “inappropriate” t-shirt. (James Hinman was in court on a contempt charge for failing to pay a traffic fine.) Said hardcore criminal Hinman: “The shirt isn’t really obscene, but it does…
Former Bengals Star Owes Almost $1 Million In Child Support?
<img alt="bling.jpg" src="/files/2013/09/bling-thumb.jpg" width="280" height="289" align = "left" Yup. Now maybe he wasn’t a household name, but he was making some serious cheese – $2 million a year. Former Bengals linebacker James Francis (1990 – 1998) owes $905,000 in back child support for two children! He hasn’t made a child…
Dude Gets Tased – Trying To Enter His Own House! Through The Front Door!
No doubt the taser is effective in protecting police officers. It’s equally clear that it is way overused – when there is NO imminent threat to police officers. And I’m not just talking about this dude at the Kerry speech. Just go on YouTube and search “taser.” Back to the…
Doctor Tells Patient “No Sex For 4-6 Weeks” After Surgery, And Then …
… he has sex with her 12 days after operating on her! And then again 3 days after that! Maybe he meant no sex with anyone but him? So what was the punishment be for California OBGYN Stuart Fischbein? An Administrative Law Judge who heard the matter recommended that Dr.…
Wo! This Former State Department Employee REALLY Hates Arabs
As reported in The Huffington Post, Patrick Syring, who “apparently” is a former State Department foreign service officer, really, really dislikes Arabs and the Arab American Institute. (He’s been indicted for threatening the staff at the Arab American Institute.) Here are a few voice-mails and e-mails: [Voice mail to the…