I told you not to tell me that, but you just couldn’t resist! You had to tell me that, as reported by news.com.au: A robber wearing a transparent plastic bag over his head has held up a service station on the Gold Coast. Pure genius. Police said the man entered…
Public urination must occur almost as frequently as … um … public intoxication? Anyway, you probably wouldn’t be reading this if the gentleman in question, Mr. Nathan Strawn, had not allegedly urinated on the Nativity scene in a public square in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania! The Juice is not a criminal lawyer,…
Okay, so what did it say? I don’t know! This dude appeared before McCracken (Kentucky) District Judge Chris Hollowell wearing an “inappropriate” t-shirt. (James Hinman was in court on a contempt charge for failing to pay a traffic fine.) Said hardcore criminal Hinman: “The shirt isn’t really obscene, but it…
Now The Juice can certainly imagine parishioners thwarting a robbery attempt during a church service. But a church office is a pretty soft target. Nevertheless, as reported by The Charlotte Observer: A northeast Charlotte church became a crime scene Wednesday evening, after a man tried to rob the place, police…
I think the subject of this post would agree with Saint Jerome, who said that “The friendship that can cease has never been real.” As reported in the Sun Star Courier: A Columbia Station [Ohio] man was arrested Sunday for allegedly stealing a car from his friend. The man allegedly…
So this judge was being sworn in on Saturday in Ulster County, New York. For this solemn ceremoney, of course he placed his hand on a … dictionary? True. Seems they couldn’t find a Bible. Per The Daily Freeman: In a light moment during Saturday’s ceremony, Kavanagh had [Donald A.]…
As you can see from yesterday’s post, folks have not been happy with McDonald’s lately. A woman at a McDonald’s in Kansas City just LOST it over her hamburger order. As reported by KMBC-TV: On Dec. 27, a woman at the McDonald’s at 3255 Main St. was upset about her…
This woman either had a serious case of the munchies, is just filled with rage, or is an alien sent to earth specifically to gather chicken nuggets. As reported by WNWO in Toledo, Ohio: Toledo Police say Melodi Dushane, 24, stopped at the fast-food restaurant at Front and Main Streets…
Some people just want to be left alone, regardless of one’s intentions to assist them. An Oklahoma man learned this the hard way. As reported by kxii.com: It was a surreal scene yesterday at a Durant elementary school when a reckless driver confronted by a Good Samaritan hits him with…
I’m not sure how The Juice missed this one (perhaps he was busy with his daytime gig), because it’s not often that an attorney gets busted for doing cocaine, in the courthouse, in the midst of a trial. As reported by the The Wininona Post (Minnesota): The assault trial for…