Most of you are too young to remember that Henny Youngman punchline. Anyway, why do so many people who have done something wrong, like this gent, call the police? As reported in Al-Watan Arabic Daily: A Kuwaiti man filed a missing person’s report on his Moroccan wife at Maidan Hawalli…
No worries using the phone in the police station lobby under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for a certain young man in Eugene, Oregon, these were not normal circumstances! As reported in The Register-Guard: A man suspected of bank robbery, who apparently just wanted to phone his parents, was arrested Wednesday. His…
Outrageous, right? But true. As reported by UPI: Police in Australia have set what they describe as “very generous limits” for an upcoming auto race [The Bathurst 1000] The limit? … no more than a case of beer a day for adults. Holy shiznit. You know Aussie’s like their beer…
If Pennsylvania residents Kimberly Holzlein and Jill Hillard ever offer you ANY food or drink, don’t take it! Why not? Per The Citizens Voice: The two were charged with neglect of a care-dependent person while they were employees of ARC of Wyoming County. The charges stem from accusations that Holzlein…
The Juice can say with near certainty that such a pleading has not been filed before. The pleading? A writ of possible simcha. Say what? Was it granted? Click here to read it, and Judge Wood’s ruling. (It’s short.)
Let’s just say this story involves seeking comfort from an animal, specifically, a donkey. You have been warned. As reported in The Sunday News: In an incident that left the people of Filabusi dumbstricken, a 71-year-old widower was last week arraigned before the courts after he was caught raping a…
This dude couldn’t have made it much easier for the police to bust him. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter: Summary: On 11/20/2010 at approximately 1230hrs, female victim came into the Sand Creek Substation to report a possible violation of restraining order. While the victim was being interviewed…
See if you can follow this. So this lady’s cat illegally (and stupidly) goes into the neighbor’s yard. Why was it stupid? Because a pit bull resides there. Things got ugly, and the pair ended up under a neighbor’s mobile home. Dog owner’s sister tries to get cat out and,…
In many countries this would simply be considered pathetic, not criminal. But in Kuwait? As reported by The Arab Times: Police have arrested an Egyptian man for luring a Kuwaiti woman to commit immoral act, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily. The arrest came when the man was distributing leaflets to…
Let’s just say that you wouldn’t want to live in an apartment owned by Vincent Tan of Edmonton, Alberta. Here’s what he was up to: A tenant came home and found Mr. Tan with his pants off and an erection visible through his underwear. Zoinks! Enter the police, who then…