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A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets

Does marinating a cat really enhance the flavor? Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. (And please, PETA folks, no more emails. The Juice truly likes animals, especially cats.) Mr. Gary Korkuc was caught literally marinating his cat. Here’s the story, as reported by www.buffalonews.com: Buffalo police say officers heard the cat…

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92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact

The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to try to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an…

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What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?

Actually, Dayton, Ohio resident Tony Henderson only thought the woman he propositioned was a prostitute. Unfortunately for him, she was a police officer. So what happened that fateful night in April 2006? As reported by the Court of Appeals of Ohio, Dayton Police officer Dyan Briggs was working as a…

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