Rule number one for a bank robber preparing a note for the teller: make it legible! “Hokc ogll sht es wlll ikkk you! Now!” I totally made that up. In her defense, Stephanie Martin’s note probably wasn’t that bad. Here’s what happened, as reported by kptv.com in Oregon: Hillsboro police…
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The Reluctant Bicycle Commuter?
You might think that the government official who represents the Motor Accidents Authority, and is also the Education Minister for over 1 million kids in New South Wales, Australia, biked to work to set a good example. You would be wrong. Minister John Della Bosca was riding his bicycle to…
Maybe The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
So this woman is on a Delta flight that lands at Logan International Airport in Boston. As she would make sure everyone knows, she is FAMOUS! As reported in The Boston Globe: The general manager of WHDH Channel 7 was arrested after an allegedly drunken, obscenity-laced tirade at Logan International…
Really? This Is Your Plan For Robbing The Bank?
Some bank jobs are planned very well, at least in the movies. This was no movie-type heist. Per a report by wpxi.com: A North Braddock man is behind bars after police said he robbed a Swissvale bank wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants. Swissvale police Chief Greg…
Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because …
It’s a little strange to call 911 on yourself. It’s even stranger if you’re doing it because … “Basically I slapped him this morning because he wouldn’t have sex with me, and he hasn’t had sex with me in a couple of months, so I slapped him across the face…
Epic Shampoo Battle
Remember The Juice’s post 2 days ago about the epic thermostat battle between 2 sisters? Well, this post involves 2 brothers who got into it over a bottle of shampoo! As reported by The Sheboygan Press: Two brothers were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of…
Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
Well, it’s certainly not the first place folks would look for missing property. Nevertheless, by her own admission, Ms. Jones hid the jewelry in her, uh, um … you know. As reported by The Sandusky Register: Erie County Sheriff’s deputies arrested an Elyria roofer who told them she stole valuable…
Not Your Average Lawsuit …
“A woman who impaled herself on a picket fence when she fell while urinating from an unprotected veranda has sued her former fiance for substantial damages…” Yikes! Here’s the rest of the story.
What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
Now remember, we’re talking about an iPad 2, not just an iPad … From a report in the Global Times … A teenager in China sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad 2 … A kidney!!!!! The 17-year-old boy, identified only by the surname Zheng, searched the internet…
If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
It is true that “shock” can mask a lot of things, but this? Per The Sun … A mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. Skeptical? Check out the picture here. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by…