Even those among you who think that words like “shit”are “bad” words should concede that they are okay to use when they are integral to the story. Somehow “contents of the septic tank” just doesn’t get the point across like “shit” does. Anyway, as reported by The Times and Democrat…
Sir, your library card! Now! [Shredder sound in the background.] As reported by The Plymouth Herald: Officers were called to the on campus library around 12pm after a 41-year-old man had reportedly exposed himself to a female library user. A police spokesperson said: “Police received reports a male had indecently…
The “lesson” this teacher was trying to teach will – with absolute certainty – never be forgotten by seven South Korean elementary school students. As reported by The Korea Times: Police Monday investigated an instructor at a rural South Korean boarding facility who bit a hamster to death and swallowed…
A cautionary tale: If anyone offers you flakka, DON’T TAKE IT! As reported by clickorlando.com: A Florida man believed to be high on flakka, a drug that authorities say is sweeping the state, attacked a Brevard police officer after twice being shocked with a Taser while he repeatedly saying he…
Warning: Not safe if you are about to eat. There are some things you just don’t do in public. This is damn near the top of the list. As reported by The Daily Mail: London Midland has vowed to give police CCTV images of a ‘disgusting’ passenger suspected of defecating…
Dishonesty is just so, so tiresome. Just tell the truth. Make The Juice happy. But no, this gent, like just about everyone else who gets busted for an alcohol-related offense, only had “a couple of beers.” He’s either a cheap drunk or a bald-faced liar. What do you think? Per…
Regular Juice readers would not be surprised to hear about someone hiding drugs in a body cavity. However, the circumstances of this perp’s secreting of the drugs are a bit unusual. As reported by northjersey.com; Borough police who stopped a man and his pregnant passenger on a minor motor-vehicle violation…
Is it worse to burgle your family or strangers? That’s for you to decide. But this particular theft was particularly uncool (and gross) regardless. As reported by kmov.com (St. Louis, Missouri): The victim of a burglary says her father’s ashes were stolen and that two relatives and a third man…
Nobody likes it when the moment passes. (If you don’t get this reference, you missed a hilarious Seinfeld episode.) Nevertheless, some discretion is called for, especially if you are in a federal building! As reported by journalstar.com: An Illinois man who used indoor potted plants as toilets was sent to…
If you wash your clothes in a laundromat, you might not want to read this. You have been warned. As reported by wcax.com: Waterbury police say the teenager who urinated in a washing machine has turned himself in. Police released surveillance video Monday showing the suspect standing on a chair and…