The Juice loves bicycles. He even commutes to work by bike. But if he were ever going to attempt a robbery, he wouldn’t use a bicycle for the getaway! That’s what James Lachenauer, Jr. is charged with. Incredibly, he wasn’t caught on his bike. Per the South Florida Sun Sentinel:…
Legal Juice
Over A Pound Of Weed Gets You How Much Time?
That depends. In this case, the offender had 2 previous drug offenses. He also had hidden over a pound of weed in a washing machine. But, and this was a big “but” for the Judge, the offender is a high-achieving environmental scientist, as reported by The Cairns Post (Australia). So,…
Not The Best Way To Start The School Day
Back in the day, getting high in the back of the bus was something that happened when the bus driver hit a bump in the road. This was not the case with two Ohio boys who were busted recently, as reported in the South Side Neighborhood Watch at Akron.com. LAKEMORE:…
Criminal Doctor Awarded Damages!
I will forever think of this case when I hear anything about the European Court of Human Rights. As reported by The Argus: [Hypnotherapist Imad Al-Khawaja] was convicted in 2004 of indecently assaulting two women, then aged 20 and 47, while they were hypnotised. Al-Khawaja was handed consecutive 12-month and…
You Call That An Apology?
You may recall the case involving Nevada Judge George Assad, who jailed a guy’s girlfriend until he showed up in court. Problem was, she hadn’t done anything! (This innocent nurse had just come to court to explain that her boyfriend just started a new job, so he couldn’t make it.)…
[Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against …
If you are among those who can look at a piece of bologna and still eat it, that may change after you read this. As reported by The Columbus Dispatch: [Ex-deputy] Joseph M. Cantwell, 38, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor health-code violations for giving Joseph Copeland a bologna sandwich that…
An ATM Withdrawal That Definitely Exceeded The Daily Maximum
Just how did 2 men in Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania avoid the daily maximum withdrawal amount on the ATM at the Delaware County Memorial Hospital? They took the ATM! During visiting hours! Per myfoxfilly.com, it may have had up to $96,000 in it. The security tape above shows most of the…
McCurry Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald’s?
Maybe McDonald’s has sold over 100 billion burgers, but McCurry (Malaysian Chicken Curry) wouldn’t be intimidated. As reported by the BBC News: The American fast-food giant McDonald’s has lost an eight-year legal battle to prevent a Malaysian restaurant calling itself McCurry. Talk about David vs. Goliath. McCurry opened for business…
So It’s Okay To Invade Brittany Spears’ Privacy?
Remember when a bunch of people at UCLA Medical Center snuck a peak at Brittany Spears’ electronic medical records? No? I didn’t either. Well they did. As reported by California Healthline: The Department of Public Health said 53 employees, including 14 doctors, at UCLA Medical Center breached Spears’ records on…
You’re Wearing Those For Your Community Service?
So this woman (no, that’s not her, but could you resist using that picture?) crashed her car and refused a breathalyzer test. For her crime, she was sentenced to 80 hours of community service. Apparently nobody anticipated that she would show up for the community service in 4-inch heels. She…