If you are Matthew Dietrich of Berks County, Pennsylvania, you are PISSED! You just paid Christopher Katz $500 for a pound of marijuana. But when you open the bag – BROCCOLI! So what do you do? Kick his ass? Just leave? Not Mr. Dietrich. He was going to get the…
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Are You Sure Your Doctor Is Not A Tailor?
They both sew with a steady hand, right? Somehow, a 30-year-old Indian man posed as a doctor for almost a year without raising even an eyebrow. So how was he caught? A security guard overheard the “doctor” telling a patient that he did not know the way to the pathology…
Crimes Allegedly Committed While Sleeping
Regular Juice visitors will recall this story, and this one too, about folks who claimed to have done things in their sleep. To read about a series of crimes alleged to have been committed while the perpetrator was sleeping, click here. You will be amazed at the crimes, and the…
Kids Can Get R-Rated Movies? Jackass?
They can in Lake County, Florida. I was just kidding about Jackass. It was Jackass Number Two that a kid who appeared to be about 11 rented! And the issue was born. Last week, the library board voted 9-0 against a policy that would prohibit kids under 17 from renting…
Dog – An Attempted Murderer’s Best Friend
So this Israeli guy is convicted of attempted murder and, incredibly, is put on house arrest until his sentencing hearing. Don’t worry, though, because he had to wear an electronic ankle monitor, until, that is, he took it off and put it on his dog’s neck! Yup. When the police…
Stop Stealing The F*cking Signs!
A good friend sent this to me. Hopefully it hasn’t been around the world too many times, without finding it’s way into my inbox. Anyway, there’s a town in Austria called “Fucking.” Seems people keep stealing the signs. Go figure. Enjoy the article!
Not Happy With Your Daughter’s Choice For A Husband? Kidnap Her!
That’s exactly what Lem and Julia Redd of Provo, Utah did. Seems good ‘ole Perry Myers just wasn’t exactly the fella they had in mind for their daughter, Julianna. So, the day before her wedding, they told her they were going shopping (for religious undergarments for the ceremony), but kept…
Low Rider Pants Won’t Fly In This Louisiana Town
If you like to wear your pants on the low side, you might want to bypass Delcambre, Louisiana. The town council just approved an ordinance that will outlaw pants that reveal undergarments or certain parts of the body (I’m guessing one of them is two words, with the second one…
Ex-Judge Swore He Was Permanently Disabled, Collects Disability, And Works As A Lawyer!
True enough. Former Iowa Judge James A. Weaver swore in an affidavitthat he was permanently disabled. He’s been receiving disability benefits from Iowa for more than 2 years. Yet he is running a private law firm and doing court-appointed work (paid for by the state of Iowa!) for indigent defendants.…
Snap! Lookout Judge. Here Comes Mr. Young
Defendant Bruce Young (who was awaiting trial on federal drug charges) was pissed – twice! (blank-sucking little blank?). But he was not in court on the drug charges when the outbursts occurred. He was there on charges of attempted escape and conspiracy to commit escape. Per the court, “during proceedings…